I have opinions about everything, now whether I choose to share them is an entirely different matter.

Had a person named Richard submit a claim from their doctor that indicated his gender as female?  So of course at my employers request I called the provider to verify, because common sense doesn’t seem to apply.  Now I have never met a girl named Richard (she might exist), thou I can’t see any women wanting this name, especially with that nickname.  I don’t even think most Richards like that nickname, which is often said behind their back and not to their face.

I’m having a grand time at work calling about people’s urine cups.  It gives me such a sense of satisfaction.

Sometimes I have something to say, mostly I have nothing.

It’s not that their stupid, they just can’t be bothered.

I was sitting near a person who likes to use the terms baby and honey on the phone when talking to complete strangers.  I just want to shoot them.  I have an in law that used to use the word babe a lot, found that pretty shallow also.

Just because people can’t see your successes doesn’t make you’re a failure.

I had an idea that I wanted to write down and then I twisted my ankle stepping off the pouch and fell.  This knocked the idea right out of my head and were probably all the better for it.

Post #1125

Florida man tries to kiss rattlesnake, gets bitten.

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They don’t get to have an opinion about what’s it like to work for a living when the closes thing they have had to a job was an unpaid internship doing something they wanted to do in the first place.  Until they have worked at a job that they hate, day after day, month after month because they have a family to support, only then can we have a discussion.  For you don’t also get to do what you like or like what you do, rather you just have to do.

Since I’ve never been drunk or used illegal drugs I deal with my reality as best as I can.  Sometimes I handle it good, others not so much.

It all made perfect sense while I was doing it, but what was I thinking?

The real inferior race is the group of people that believes themselves to be superior to others.

They struggle all their life to create something and then they die.  Will their creation endure or just fade away?

Love them for who they are, for they’ll never be who you want.

Is there life after nothing?

I know there are words misspelled in my blog.  But I also know that 99.9% are mizzpelled on purpose.

What I like about it; is that it’s a straight forward simple place that most people believe is boring.  Thus keeping them away, or in my case a perfect place for my Cabin In The Woods.

Why would you ass(u)me you’re the only one that wants to do it, there’s always others.

I’m as solid as a sponge, what do you make of that?

I tell people I take the elevator instead of stairs because I have bad knees, not really, I’m just a sloth.

When my youngest was around 4 they were visiting neighbors who have a pool.  One of the children they were playing with (age 9 or 10) had a cell phone that they claimed was indestructible.  This must have intrigued them for later the other child left the phone near the pool and apparently my child decided to test out the others claim.  So they picked the phone up and threw it on the concert, where it split into pieces and then landed in the pool.  Needless to say their claims were proven false.

I love when people try to justify why their fat and how it’s not their fault.  I’m fat and it’s all on me, no one else.  Perhaps it’s the same for them also?  Let’s do the see food diet at my Cabin In The Woods together.

To them their world is all and anything else is naught.

Did you know that doctors sometime perform pregnancy tests on men?  It’s true, look it up.

So you’d deny a grieving parents pain because it doesn’t fit into your view of reality?

I was bored so I counted the number of times I’ve used the word stupid (again) in this blog.  Turns out I’ve used it 74 times.  The last time I counted it was 57 times, so I’ve increased stupid by 23%.  That’s a lot of stupid.

We will not lift a hand to defy you, nor either in your defense.

I don’t care to do it or not, I just don’t care.

There are consequences to action as well as inaction.

I was in a part of Ireland where the sheep roam free range and cause Irish traffic jams.  While on a bus tour we noticed that a lot of the sheep had color on their hind quarters.  So we inquired of the bus driver as to why?  Apparently it was mating season and the farmers would attach bags of die on the Rams and when they rammed a female it would break and then they would be able to tell which Ram stuck their ram in which female.  All I got to say is whatever Ram had the color red was very busy propagating the species.

The world is full of bad decision makers, me included.

Someone told me my blog is all over the place.  No it isn’t, it is where ever I am at the moment.

Post #1100

I’ve done nothing to earn it, so why shouldn’t I have it?

If I don’t do it, it doesn’t get done, for there’s no backup or second option.

There’s no point in trying to establish something permanent, since circumstances always change.

I was old news when I first got here.

Once the hero, now the heel, how quickly fortunes can change.

It’s hard to push a belief system when you don’t buy into it.

I can’t smell and I’m tone deaf, what else am I lacking?  Talent?

I have lots of nothing to do today, so let’s hurry up with it!

Back in the 70’s there was a fad of people streaking thru public events wearing nothing but sneakers.  Someone even wrote a song about it.  Also for some reason one of my older siblings acted as the getaway driver for one.  Today if you were to do this, they’d hunt you down as a perv, lock you up and put you on a sex offenders list.  My how times have changed.

I remember on one youth camping trip with my child, they woke me in the middle of the night because they thought they heard an animal outside the tent and were scared.  So I listen to the sound and advised them there was nothing to fear, it was just Mr. Jones in an adjacent tent snoring and while he might be a bear before he had his AM coffee, we had nothing to fear at the moment.

I’m not making a life time offer; it’s either now or never.

There’s always going to be the big people and the small people of the world.  What you have to decide is how much you’re going to pay attention to any of it.

I once knew a person who sold wicker furniture at an indoor flea market.  Then the building burned down and they were then in the business of selling ash.  Inventory was much smaller and lighter.

Dad, Mom says we can’t, what’s your take on that?

I took the life of least resistance.

I know you have a look and image you are trying to project to the world.  But I’m more interested in who you really are.  Drop the disguise and be real.

If your driving causes me to act defensively in mine, then you chose poorly.

I operate a no frills blog.  It’s just a spot to place my thoughts and words.

Always precede in life a little hungry.

You would think that a 17 year old would know better than to reheat chicken on a pan made for pizza, which is full of holes, and not fill the house full of smoke.  You’d be wrong thou.

I hate it when employers get all pissing about letting you going to the bathroom.

As Eddie Rabbit sings; “I’m drivin’ my life away looking for a better way for me.”

Can I sit ideally by and watch them destroy themselves?  Apparently yes.

I love you both equally, no matter what I do or say that might show otherwise.  Now the question is; do I like you at this moment?  That’s another discussion altogether.

I’ve noticed with my mother in law that no matter how we sit her up, like the sun she always settles in to the west.

Post #1075

Those are all pretty words/slogans you are spouting, but they mean nothing since you don’t buy into anything you are saying.  After all to you, excellence is just a noun, not a reality.

You should always remember where you come from, for there’s always the possibility you will return.

I’m going to make a general sweeping statement that is not based on any facts and it will be believed.

I’m not of the opinion that I can do your job better than you.  I’m of the opinion that you suck at your job.  There’s just no desire on my part to show you how to do it right.

We’re all nobody inside, some of us are more afraid of that than others.

Try to think before you open your mouth to speak.  That’s the best way to avoid stupid.

Their trying to get me to do more exercise so I was asked to put the bikes on the car rack.  I said sure, I’ll mount them, drive them around a bit and then put them back in the garage.  I never actually agreed to ride them.

It’s customary when someone has a loss to prepare them a meal.  I don’t do that since I don’t want them to think I’m being mean.  Haven’t they suffered enough?  No need to inflict my cooking on them also.

If you want to put yourself at center stage of stupid, that is your right.  But don’t be surprised when you’re not taken seriously.

The military doesn’t have desertions, they have strategic redeployments.

If they were to do a movie about some aspect of my life I have only one request.  Whoever plays me has to do so with a Boston accent.

You really shouldn’t be discussing something like “an expect” when in fact you have no idea what you’re talking about.

They said what you wanted to hear because they understood you weren’t really listening or thinking about their words in the first place.  If it sounds too good, then truth has taken a vacation.

I’m not asking permission, I’m just living.

You state that a certain organization is incompetent, yet they continue to thrive.  Perhaps it’s the other way around?

Young fart, Old fart, everyone’s a fart, so who are you trying to kid?

I’m in a line of one and still it doesn’t move.

It’s one of the greatest mysteries in life that no one cares about.  Can you guess what it is?

Someone I know use to own a beat up Astro van for work that he always left the keys in it, in the misguided belief that no one would ever want to steal it.  Well he didn’t take into consideration the drug addict who happened by looking for a ride.  They took his van and drove it to a local super market and proceeded to steal a cart worth of meat. So while my friend is making out his police report, another officer showed up at his house about the theft from the store.  Later that night the police happened upon the van a rockin & a rollin; finding the addict still in possession and entertaining a prostitute in the back.  While they found the van and the thief, the meat and my friends work tools were long gone.  My friend said he really cleaned the van well after he got it back and didn’t want to consider what might have occurred in it.

I once knew a person that was so miserable and disliked by people that their own dog would nip at them if they got to close.  They even tried to raise bees and the bees must have sensed something for they even deserted them, now that’s just sad.  Maybe they should move to a Cabin In The Woods, just not with me.

They’re awash in insecurities; they need a break wall to help them control it.

I hate it when people say they’ll do, when in fact they don’t.

Less push this issue off until another day, a life philosophy?

They know something that no one else does and it’s killing them inside.

Someone once said that I let myself go.  If that’s the case then why did I fire myself and how did I do it?  And what did I do that was so bad that I would do that?

Post #1050

I’m a big time famous nobody, it’s really great.

Just because you believe it to be so, doesn’t mean it is.

I never expected to rise to the top, but rather float around aimlessly in the mist of it.

If you’ve got nothing to hide, then why are you hiding?

Ever wonder at the why?  And as to why the wonder of it?

A friend of mine is having issues with their in laws and doesn’t want to pursue a problem because it’ll open a “can of worms”.  My response, I have a can opener if you need to borrow it.

We each contribute in our own way, some more than others.

Someone suggested I take a teaspoon of extra virgin olive oil a day for a medical condition I have.  Why deal with a virgin, I want experienced olive oil so I don’t have to show it what to do!

I’d like to take care of the people who I care about.  But in the end who will care for me?

I once knew a front end receptionist who got fired because she couldn’t remember the name of one of the people who “thought” they were important.  It hurt his ego, dick!  He obviously made no lasting impression on her.  I guess he has insecurities and an extreme need to be seen as if he matters.  Wear a name tag if it’s so important to you that people know who you believe you are.

I don’t need to be the first one to arrive or the last to leave, since I understand what’s it’s all about.  I’ll leave it to others.

Everything is a big joke to me, that’s why I write a blog no one reads; because I find it funny to do so.  You guessed it (probably not), Cabin In The Woods pleaze.

It doesn’t matter in the end.  For when it ends, it’s over, time to move on.

I went to a job fair today and it was a big disappointment.  There were no clowns, balloons or cotton candy, it really sucked!

So you say I discriminate against my “own kind”.  That’s the problem in a nutshell, who gets to define what my kind is?  My kind is someone who isn’t an egotistic, arrogant, ignorant idiot, the rest I can work with.

Cool, I’m a statistic!

I got what I wanted, but not what I needed.