Your food for thought leaves everyone still hungry.

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Everyone has limitations, the key is knowing them.

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I’m not giving them my all, I’m going to give it my some and we’ll have to work with that.

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We really need to find you an actual problem.  Let’s contemplate this at my Cabin In The Woods.

There’s bureaucracy and then there’s stupidity.  They crossed over the stupid line a long time ago. 

I admire your courage to speak in the absence of knowledge.

Just because we think we’re all that, doesn’t make it so.

I don’t have to make up reality.

They have a good sense in spotting stupid, but, unfortunately stupid often gets in the way anyhow. 

They want the best, but unfortunately, they don’t know what the best is.

Thank you for helping me, it was like doing it myself, only harder.

I’m not sorry, I’m just sorry.

Don’t look back, only look forward. 

They want the best, but unfortunately, they don’t know what the best is.

Most of us are more forgettable than we realize.

I keep hearing that so and so is on the chopping block.  But what if there’s no chopping block?

I’m jealous of everyone that hasn’t met you.

That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.

I’m positive, something is coming our way.

They say practice makes perfect, but, what if you truly suck.

Post #4050

Yelling and screaming at someone doesn’t make you right, it just makes you loud.  My Cabin In The Woods please. 

I can see you are committed to your current level of understanding.

Just because you’re motivated doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen.

Sorry that’s my private misery and it’s none of your business and no I do not feel like sharing.

Remember that the customer is always right, even when they’re very wrong. 

he naïve often judge those who actually know as ignorant.

People don’t think because it hurts to do so.

You can’t achieve herd immunity if members of that herd are too stupid to understand it.

My problem is I really don’t think I know who you think you are.

Why can’t they just accept that I take the job seriously and not impose bull shit standards that in the end are meaningless.

I’m a shit giver, I’m very generous with my shit.

Most everything looks good when it’s new, it’s only with time do you often find it’s shit.

You can hide anything if you’re clever enough.  Am I clever enough?

In my book, it doesn’t make much sense if your book is not particularly well written.

The truth has nothing to do with the reality they want to project.

They tried to do a 3 point turnaround that actually turned into 12 points, apparently not their strong suit.

I can’t say I’m having a good day at work, but I also can’t say I’m having a bad one either.

I called a clients office about a critical test result and their A.I. answered.  It asked me a question that the answer should have been yes, but I answered sure.  It comes back and says, “let me clarify , you’re calling about shirts?”, what??  My Cabin In The Woods please.

I don’t drink and occasionally I’ve wonder what I’d be like drunk?  Interesting maybe? 

I can count on less than one hand how many times I’ve done that.

Your lack of understanding is amazing considering your delusions in thinking you know it all. 

I like to constantly listen to music, it keeps all the voices in my head happy.

Two can make a movement only when others join in.

I’m a grown ass adult and I was making bad decisions long before you were born.

Their life philosophy is to blame everybody else and take no responsibility for their actions.

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Companies will share what their services are and then say, “and we don’t stop there”, maybe they should.

My IQ has dropped while talking to you?

I hate to inconvenience you by asking you to do your job.

If I played by the rules, I might have more, but then I wouldn’t have had as much fun.

They stated they’re a real catch, yeah catch/release perhaps.

One person’s idea of paradise is another’s hell.  Like a Cabin In The Woods.

Despite all their great successes in life, they will primarily be remembered for their failures.

My skills in that area are pretty much rusty to nonexistent in there scope.

I’m not very artistic, when I draw stick figures, I can’t handle limbs.

Ever wonder, “what the hell?”

Reliable information helps you make good decisions, fantasies do not.

They did this, they did that, but who the hell are they?

You’re so busy putting forth innocent people, who you mistakenly think are guilty, when are you going to find time to actually go after the guilty ones?

You ever have the wrong answer to the right question?

Sometimes the best response is to say nothing at all.

They’re so evil they don’t even realize it, they are stuck in their head and not in reality.

Conspiracy theories make the world go around.  Unfortunately it’s usually in the wrong direction.

So, you have a feeling, but no facts, how interesting.

Driving up from behind on someone while on the highway flashing your high beams thinking people will get out of your way is delusional.  One time I was in the right lane of a 3 lane highway when someone came up behind me flashing their lights, so exactly where should I have gone?  I know where they could go…

Sometimes the rich and famous get too impressed with themselves.

I’m not the poster child for doing it right, all you have to do is look a little closer. 

Intangibles don’t do it for me.  I need to see it! 

They produce the best possible crap imaginable.

They really come across as an old white man criticizing what they don’t understand and can’t even be bothered to try to.

Free speech for me, not for thee.

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So what broke you up?  Religion, they had it and you didn’t.

The patients are in charge and that’s not good for the rest of us.  Off to my Cabin In The Woods then.

Sometimes people’s perception of what something is and what it actually is doesn’t even meet in the middle.

People who pursue one-size-fits-all narratives are naïve.

One must adjust to the realities around them to survive.

I used my hand and you used your foot, two different methods that achieved the same results.

Just because you’ve written a paper on something and then reach your own illogical conclusions, doesn’t make it automatically legit.  If that was the case, I be legit as hell.

They don’t care about what was, they’re only concerned about what is.

There is a term people use, “wise cracks”, but are our cracks really wise?

People who bitch about other people’s decisions are operating under the delusion that they actually have a say in any of it.

I may not understand the concept, but when other believe it gives only one person the right to act, I know that isn’t a correct interpretation.

They were convicted in the court of public opinion, not, an actual court since there was no proof.  Time to go to my Cabin In The Woods to dwell on this.

They stated, “tough choices are hard”, well duh.

When people say something like, “I can’t seem to shake this cold”, do they ever think that maybe if they stayed still it would go away?

I was driving down a well lite highway when I stopped for a red light.  A trooper pulled up and indicated they wanted me to put my window down.  They advised me I didn’t have my headlights on.  Shit!  I’ve become that person!

Stop with the fake rage, we all know you’re full of shit and it’s all for show.

If an event is schedule “rain or shine”, what happens if it snows?

I’m not smarter than you.  I just actually paid attention in school.

If this constitutes what you consider a great person, your standards are really low.

Be careful what you say, it might come back to haunt you in the worst way.

What happens when you wake up on the right side of the bed?

I’m not depressed, I’m strategically reserved.

Someone announced to me that they are important, my response, I’m glad you think so.

There is a difference between being asked for something and you just imposing it on them when they don’t want it. 

They’re on cloud nine, unfortunately, I can only make it to cloud two.

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You say they “caught your eye”, but, why was your eye flying through the air in the first place?

If you think that a particular person is great and god like, then you have drank the Kool-Aid.

We now have friendly live service.  We tried hostile dead service, but that didn’t work out.

I know just enough to know that I don’t know anything.

They don’t have the authority, they assumed it, but that doesn’t automatically make it valid.  Like I want a Cabin In The Woods, however…