There was a rolling skating rink located in a district I once worked.  It seemed that on almost every Saturday night we’d get called out there; so much so that we joked that we were going to rent a bay in the Goodyear next door to park the ambulance, so we could cut down on response time.

I remember one time the crew was walking across the rink to the patient and one of them was so busy watching the girls go by that he didn’t noticed the pole until he walked into it with the equipment he was carrying flying across  the rink.  Good thing they pad those things.