If you expect your idiotic idle threats to intimidate, not happening.

I can keep a closed mind as well as anyone.

That’s the contradiction, I’m being nice and not being overtly mean to them.  How do you reconcile the two into a balance that doesn’t hurt the other?

Of course there’s a pattern, I’m nothing if not a pattern maker.

Post #2500

All I hear is people saying, “what I want!”, “what I want!”  Do you want to know “what I want?”  I want them to shut the f**k up and think of others besides themselves.  My Cabin In The Woods please.

They really need to work on their uselessness.

I was taken off an account as a backup because I didn’t kiss the clients a$$ to their liking.  I’m totally (not) bummed.

They find themselves the most interesting person in the room.

Just because you do it for one, doesn’t mean you necessarily have to do it for the others.  For they may not want that at all, sometimes that’s just the way it is.

Even when you find a home, you will eventually have to leave it.

My spouse works for the Post Office and they do a strange thing.  Even though they have direct deposit for paychecks, they still mail out paystubs.  The weird thing is that more often than not, they arrive often day’s after payday.  You’d think they could at least get that there on time.

I’ve been doing my job from a basement office at my home for over a year now.  Not seeing any of my co-workers in person has created a certain amount of disconnect with the world at large.  I might as well be working at a Cabin In The Woods.

Sometimes service beyond what is necessary is a good thing, don’t knock it.

I think they’re a putz of the highest caliber.

So you want to complain about a different department of my employers, an area I don’t work in or have much knowledge of.  You demand to speak to my supervisor about it, even thou they are in the same boat as me?  Plus you don’t want to speak to a supervisor in that actual department?  But you’d rather try to bully me by telling me what I’m (not) going to do for you.  Well here’s a little life lesson for you, that’s not happening.  But I will give you a transfer to the correct area, all of my own free will.

We actually have work to do now that catering to your ego will prevent us from accomplishing.  So you’re free to go and try to find someone else you can push around, for its not happening here today.

Their phone system says I’m an important caller, yeah right.  Next they’ll be giving me a million dollars because I’m invaluable.  I’m not really feeling it thou.

Can you be a cult of one?

I’m done chasing people down who don’t want to listen.  I’ve decided to just leave them in their ignorance, where their happiest.

There’s no point in bitching about what others aren’t doing.  Or how you seem to be doing it all.  Since it needs to be done.  So expend your energy on doing it, not complaining about other not doing so.

We all listen when they talk, question is, do we hear them?

Did you know that if you dial the wrong number, there’s a possibility it won’t go through?

When you only talk to talk, but don’t back it up by, walkin the walk, why should anyone take you serious.  For actions gets it done, talking just blows a lot of hot air into the universe.

I don’t get excited over tools, but, I dislike is people who are such.

Do you know me, no, do I know you, no, then let’s work together and get to know each other and then solve the issues between us.

Did you know that if you spell burp backwards, it spells another word?

After all this time I just reached 2000 hits on my site.  That’s 1.04 hits per day.  That makes this site a complete failure!  I’m the Would Be Hermit, looking for a Cabin In The Woods.  Having someone visit me every day is totally unacceptable!  What am I doing so wrong?

If your people do a half a$$ed job on their end, then don’t blame me when I can’t provide you with information they left off the paperwork.  My crystal ball is in the shop and my ESP is on the fritz, so sorry.

It’s freezing out here, let me go back inside where it’s only mildly freezing.

Post # 2475

I feel your grief and have empathy, but mine own prevents me from listening to yours.

I wasn’t given the power, I assumed it.  It had to be done and no one was there to stop me and besides, they didn’t want it themselves.

My toilet seat has started to creak, I’m at a loss as to why?

Do you know what the bad part of working on Sundays?  It’s when you go to check your mail and realize it’s Sunday.  Maybe I should move to my Cabin In The Woods and just forget about work, or what day it is?

I’m not mad at anyone, I love them all equally, it’s just that I ignore some.

When you’re in the minority, thinking that you represent the majority in your distorted views.  It will then come as a real shock to you that the actual majority doesn’t fall in line with your perceived majority view and do not support you when you try to enact them.  Leaving you to fall flat on your face.

Do you have the right to be wrong?  Certainly!  But, if it adversely affects the overall group in general, then no.

They’ll promise you the world and then deliver a dead rat, because that’s who they are.

Incompetent evil is usually hilarious, competent evil however…

If you talk too much, then it gets tuned out, less is better.

You seem to be pretty certain that you have the answer, even though you have no information or even the question.

They know what they think they know and no one can tell them different.

If you waste it like there’s no tomorrow, there will be no tomorrow.

If your strategy is to shout down your opposition and not allow them to speak or even listen to them, then there’s some issues there.

Maybe your legacy will last long enough that they at least remember you when you die at your Cabin In The Woods.

The psychiatrist asked the new patient, “so why are you here?”, their answer was, “I can’t deal with both of my parents missing my birth”.

Their denial is the only reality they need to know.

How can you criticize another’s accomplishments when you have none of your own to point to?

I have a problem with your problems.  Problem is, I don’t know what it is yet and that’s a problem.

I practice semi contact juggling.

I meant to do that or perhaps I didn’t.

You can lead a horse to water, but if they keep banging their head against a wall, what’s one to do?

I seem to recall a lot of directions and orders coming from you, but they were all based in a lack of authority.  Perhaps instead of being a big Little chief, actually do the work and stop trying to push it off to others.

They’re pouring, not, resources into it, so what you expect?

There is something on my mind, fungus.  Ok, really my Cabin In The Woods.

Post# 2450

While it may be a step in the right direction, there are still many steps to go.

More is not always better, less is often perfect.

They said, “doing that doesn’t help”, I responded, “it wasn’t supposed to.

Don’t you hate it when works gets in the way of your leisure time?

With the passing of every second you’re just a little closer to your death.  Though some of your behaviors may bring it even closer, but then maybe not.

When you hit rock bottom, get some mining tools.

What’s worse than a never ending list, a never ending list inside the never ending list.

I heard somewhere if you only have one tooth, you don’t need to floss.

The car accident isn’t their fault!  It’s the fault of the person who already occupied the space before they arrived!

Unfortunately, the school superintendent calls my phone often with a recorded  message about any recent updates about Covid in the district.  It is a clearly scripted message with the locations and dates changed from call to call.  But…  she speaks it clearly and in a mono tone as to not confuse anyone, what this successfully does is to cause the listener to doze off before the end of the message, or at least tune it out.  Just saying, put a little life in it.

They hide what they never did, really well, so that’s why we believe they actually did it.  Since we can’t find it no matter how hard we look.  This nonexistent proof for this nonexistent activity is impossible to find, but we’ll keep looking or just make something up in the end.  For they have to be blamed! Innocence is irrelevant!  For they are guilty!

You don’t miss because you don’t aim.

Your past is your past, it always is and it never changes, it’s just your past.  Learn from it, don’t dwell on it.

The world is ending as we know it and yet you still think you should be in the front of the line. Perhaps you should be, when it comes to an end.

I have 5 likes in the past 5 years, so that’s one a year?  What am I doing wrong, I shouldn’t have any.  It’s not the way of a Would Be Hermit or helps in my quest for a Cabin In The Woods!

As time goes on, the sun will rise after the sunset.

You’re the one that booked a trip outside the country during a worldwide pandemic.  Your selfish stupidity is not a cause for concern for us.  For your Covid testing will be done, when it’s done and no we won’t rush it, no matter how you try to bribe or threaten us.  We take care of the medically necessary first and you whenever.

If you can’t prove it actually happened, mostly since it never did, but, you  wish it did, that’s not an option.

The dead don’t respond for they have said all their going to say.  The living will consider to perhaps answer it.

If I’m out of stability, how does that reflect on the rest of us?

We don’t lose stuff, we creatively file it away.

They’re a twister of other peoples words.  For if they weren’t, they’d never be right and that can’t ever happen.

It’s hard to care when those who are supposed to, simply don’t.

I’m a one horse pony.

Pulling stuff out of the air without any actual proof to back it up does not make it real, other than in your delusions.  Proof is based on reality and actual facts and not based on lies and wishful thinking.  Just saying it, doesn’t make it so.

Post #2425

Amazon boy was sitting on the side of the road in his work van when a car rear ended him.  Luckily he was sitting in the driver’s seat wearing his belt.  The van however was trashed.  The rear axle was no longer even attached to it.

The only perfect people in the world are already dead.

The theme of the day is “less for more”.

It’s said they’re not as hardy as they as they think they are.  But that really depends on your definition of hardy, doesn’t it?

They’re looking for any advantage they can steal.

People evolve, sometimes for the better, often not.

I have the tools, just not the skills.

Never say Never, because no one knows what the future holds.  Perhaps a Cabin In The Woods for me?

You look and sound like the kind of person that leads with their mouth before your brain has a chance to actually think about what your mouth is spewing.

Look, two douche bags don’t add up to equal, right?

I guess it’s time to finish writing that book that I never intended to start.

It’s not what you’ve done in the past, but what you have done lately.  Sometimes the past should be taken in to consideration as the present and the future are still in play.

I have years of knowledge, just no practical experience.

If you feel the need to vilify those who oppose you, then you’re the problem.

Some people are great critics, just lousy doers.

If at first you don’t succeed, sky diving is not for you.

Amazon boy was at work and he delivered to this one house that has a doorbell camera and a sign over thanking all the different delivery companies for their service, except Amazon.  So he said, bummer, not us?  A week later they happen to return to the same house and someone had added Amazon to the list with a sharpie.  Guess they watched the video.

This past weekend the spouse, son and me went camping.  My spouse doesn’t go often so she borrowed my son’s extra sleeping bag.  While crawling into it that night she discovered 2 pairs of his dirty under wear still in it.  Oh the joy she must have felt.  Maybe it would have been a different outcome at my Cabin In The Woods?

There’s a real need for that, until there isn’t.

Apparently my way of relaxing in the bath tub is stressing them out, sorry?

One of my children is currently delivering for Amazon.  They arrived at a house that had clearly burned down the night before.  There was an officer stationed there, so my child decided to talk to them.  He suggested that perhaps the package he was supposed to deliver was smoke detectors?  My other child thought perhaps it was a fire extinguisher, since PRIME is rather fast.