I’m not famous in some circles and unknown in most others.

Why settle for one piece of fruit when there’s a whole tree to choose from?

I don’t need a chronological order of times when you think things should have been done.  All I need is the information to help you now, any past interactions are irrelevant.

They sold their soul to the company store and the company has declared them obsolete.

Post #2400

It just took you way too long to state the obvious.  Next time please just summarize.

When the reminder forgets to remind, who reminds them?

These colors don’t run, they kind of hide around the corner at my Cabin In The Woods.

I like people, but just not enough to be around them all the time.

In the eyes of society, yes, however in your eyes, no.

Silence is sometimes the loudest thing you can do.

I’m not always sick, rather I’m just never well.

I’m responsible for any smells that might emanate from the throne room.

They’re a useless dirt bag that will throw you under the bus the first chance they get.  Since it is impossible for them to except responsibility, for anything, they are just not emotionally equipped and have no moral compass.

Remember that you can always be wrong, so keep trying.

It needs to be built to last, not built to crash.

It’s not necessary to keep repeating your point over and over again.  I got it the first time and saying it again is just verbal diarrhea.

I’m hardly right and hardly wrong, I’m somewhere in the middle.

So when you’re a captain of a ship, does it mean that every time you take a sh*t you’re making a captains log?

When the going gets tough, the tough wash their hands of the whole situation.

If every time you utter something that is absurd and incorrect and then double done on that statement when you’re called out on it, this is the pattern of the ill-informed.  For facts matter, your crap doesn’t.

If no one wants to work with you, perhaps you’re the problem.

It’s annoying when someone rewrites a narrative to match their agenda and ignores the reality of what’s really happening since it doesn’t benefit them.

They’re mad at us because we haven’t been sufficiently kissing their a$$ hard enough.

I’m suffering from a case of I don’t give a sh*t and it’s a severe one!

And I would know that, why?

You maybe the Lord of your own little fiefdom, but that doesn’t relate to me and I’m not one of your minions.

They seem to want to reward mediocrity and dissuade hard work?

Everything in life doesn’t have to be a benefit to you.  Sometimes you can do something, just cause, it will help.

I am as young as you think I am.

Post #2375

We’re coming after you, we just don’t know from where that might be at the moment since we are rather confused.

I’m looking for functional over aesthetically pleasing since it gets the job down and is cheaper.

When it comes to you, I feel that you’re full of sh*t, I’m not certain as to why, but I do, so I’m going with that.

You people are predictable and not in a good way.

I know that’s what they are saying about me, but I didn’t live that.  So who do you believe?

One needs not to understand what one seeks to destroy.  For if they understood, they probably leave it alone.

Everywhere I look I see dead people, they just an’t died yet.

Life is stressful to deal with on a good day, thou it doesn’t have to be, but a Cabin In The Woods could help.

When you hear people say “God will protect me from all evil”, think about that statement.  If that was the actually the case, there would be no war, famine, social unrest, discrimination, or violence against the weak.  God isn’t capable of protecting everyone, even if it were an actual fact.

My blog has been live for five years now and well, it’s been noticed a little unlike past years, our visit number double over last year. So in the existence of a Would Be Hermit, all continues on its proper course, mostly, kind of.  China still seems to visit a lot, curious.  I guess the Great Fire Wall of China doesn’t block my radical agenda, not. So I’m hoping for a slow down over the next year, us hermits need our privacy after all.  That being said, so why do I have a blog?

I believe they’re destined to disappoint the people around them and they’ll lack an understanding as to why that is so.

I called a friend up and said, “I’m having problems with mice” and asked for some advice.  They said to get some brillo pads and stuff it into their holes and that should correct the issue.  I called them back a couple days later and said, “it doesn’t work, for when I catch them they squirm around and I can’t get the brillo up their butt”.

If I have the answers to everything, then I’d know nothing.

If you actually have something to say, don’t bite your tongue and hold it in.  That hurts.

If your actions make the other person uncomfortable to the point where they won’t move, how about you stop doing what you’re doing dumb a$$.

What’s the difference between Greek yogurt and America?  If you left the yogurt out for 250 years, it will grow a culture.

I’m taking it to its most illogical point.

Someone suggested I do some brain bending exercises.  I’ll decline this suggestion, for doing so might just straighten my brain out, and what positive could possibly come of that?

It’s day 7 of our camping trip and it was the worst yet!  We ran out of chocolate Twinkies!  Oh, the horror!  And still no Cabin In The Woods!

When Dr Frankenstein entered the body building contest, I don’t think he got the jest of the competition.

I’m not as smart as they claim to be.

I’m just confused as to how I managed to survive before you arrived here to point out the obvious to me.

It’s been decided that you’re a prick.  Mostly because you twist everything to your advantage, no matter how far out on a limb you have to go.  Even after you break that limb, you double down.

In Buckingham Palace all the tiles on the floor are in a black and white pattern so the Queen can move about.

Patients have no Patience.

Post # 2350

Telling a potential customer that you haven’t gotten their estimate completed yet, (even thou it’s been a week), because you had a “family emergency” is code for, I decided to not pay attention to my job responsibilities and rather decided to party.

I had a tree fall in my backyard during a windstorm and unlike a lone tree out in the woods, I heard this one!

Statistically speaking the best defense against getting your home burger lysed is by not having one to begin with.

I tried to pull strings to get what I wanted, but they all broke.

Leave me alone for I’m not here, I have gone to well, somewhere else, that is not here, but perhaps it is?

I just remembered something I forgot 20 years ago, I think?

I sexually identify as a jar of mayonnaise.

Sometimes you can be to connected to life.

I always listen to you, the key question is whether I’m actually paying attention or just dreaming of my Cabin In the Woods?

They don’t want to talk to you because your concerns are an actual waste of time and they have real work they have to complete and you will only delay that.

I saw a horror movie about corn once , it was very eerie.

I am what I am not.

I don’t ignore it, I just practice a heavy dose of denial instead.

It may not be impossible, if, you actually try.  But if you’re really not trying, then yeah it’s impossible for you.

My supervisor isn’t returning your calls because you’re the kind of person who whines and complains and expects the world to jump for them.  You will argue about reality being put forward by us and state as “facts” on how you believe others are doing in the same situation.  Problem is, you’re pulling it all out of your a$$, and it has nothing to do with us.  So keep calling, they’ll keep ignoring you, I promise.

You can’t be expected to show up if you wake up dead in the morning.

You can blame whoever you want for the situation were in, but the fact is we’re in deep and playing the blame game isn’t going to change that or even resolve it.  What needs to be done is to work together to resolve the problem until a resolution can be made.

I’m sorry you decided to act on your ignorance and persecute the person before the actual facts come to light.  I thought you better than that, I guess I overestimated your integrity.

Have you ever thought of how most people will end up with a negative kill ratio?

Is sleep texting the same as drunk texting?

It’s easy to discount what someone is saying by stating “they are ranting”, even when they’re not.

We are working as hard as we can, a few of us harder than the rest, but still as hard as we can.

You have no information on what we’re doing for you, but you’re gonna tell me we’re taking too long.  So please do tell me just how you know that?

Everything has value to someone.

Work is not my existence, so don’t expect me to live there or for it.

Post# 2325

Maybe try pulling your weight around here instead of throwing it around.

When you’re hanging out in a line patiently waiting your turn and then someone comes up and says they just want to ask a quick question of the hostess.  No!  You just want to cut the line, you aren’t fooling anyone, so step back.

Freedom is a social contract, not a right, it has to be earned, like my Cabin In The Woods.

I make my own, “You’re Welcome”

Why don’t you try out being useful for once, since you got being useless down pat.

You ever wonder why musicians are always singing about their aching breaky hearts, but never their achy breaky pelvis’s?

Framed by reality.

I’m done with a basic level of competence, I’m gonna go for the bottom of incompetence.

I don’t remember it, so there’s little chance I’ll miss it.

I’m always right, everyone else is always wrong and if you dispute me on that, then that just proves my point.

I think some benign neglect is called for in this situation.

Don’t start out your conversation by saying, “I send you a lot of work”, because that shows your entitlement quotient is way too high and you need to dial it back.

How is it that a person can do something terrible to another and only get slightly punished or not at all, while the victim has to serve a life sentence? Something to ponder at my Cabin In The Woods. 39

People who believe that we never landed on the moon should know, after all, they are clearly from another planet.

If you “stand corrected”, what were you doing before?

Oh no, they shut down the bull sh*t artists, so who’s going to feed you your steady diet of misinformation now?  You’ll actually have to form your own opinions.  That should give you a massive headache, since you have a proven track record of disregarding reality along with its accompanying facts.

It was once strong and proud, but like everything before it, it has faded to nothing with the passage of time.

It’s error lead perfection.

There’s a lot of shit going on in that stool.

You have no idea on how’s it’s been put together or even how it’s being done.  But with this lack of information you have already decided it’s a bad idea.

Their world is self-destructing around them and they don’t know why?