If a mosquito bites a person and then flies into the mouth of another is that considered second degree cannibalism?

Why have just one STD when you can have two, twice the fun!

They fell for it, hook, line and stupid!

They’re uniquely unqualified in their incompetence.

Post# 2300

You only need plausible believably, after that…

We all have our downside, the trick is keeping it in check.

Giving me sh*t for the feelings and reactions of others, not cool.

You are treating me like an idiot because I can’t find your information.  Going so far as to sarcastically respelling your last name of “Burns” over and over again like I didn’t get it the first time.  However, despite me explaining that you’re not in the system, you keep insisting you are, until you realize you’re calling the wrong place.  Of course you apologized for your rude behavior, yeah sure, when pigs fly.

Blessed is the day that positive STD’s outnumber positive Covid-19 results.

If a tree falls on a moving car, does it make a sound?

I’ve just came here to live in my Cabin In The Woods, not to make world changing decisions.

A customer called about testing and I told them it wasn’t in the system yet and they state, “how was that possible?”, simple, anything is possible.

If you make the statement, “I have never seen anything like this”, then basically you haven’t lived.

There’s more planes in the ocean than submarines in the skies.

It’s never a good sign when they refer to you as “your kind”.

When someone asks you to hold on for a second, I hope you don’t think it’s a literal second.

I’m asking you a yes/no questions and in your response I’m hearing every other word but.

They have a desire to live a long and unproductive life at their Cabin In the Woods.

Has your brain ever been stuck on stupid?  It makes for a long day.

Please go back to where you came from so your idiocy doesn’t interfere with our plans.

Freedom comes with rules and responsibility and if you think they don’t apply to you, you’re a….

You performed your job incorrectly and screwed things up and now that you have to correct those mistakes, you now believe it’s my fault?

Don’t be a statistic, be a number.

I love when people make idle threats and believe that gives them power over you, not so much.

Statistics show that 100% of people who use stairs will eventually die.

Yes we’re a free society, (as imperfect as it is) but in order to keep those freedoms you need to think in terms of the society and not just placing your needs before everyone else.  When you go about your daily routines seeing everything in terms of your own personal freedoms, then you have failed society as a whole and that will leave you wondering what happen to those freedoms, when society decides to take them all away.

Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.  Me I gotta go to my Cabin In The Woods.

People like to say it’s “sunny as h*ll out”, I’d like to think that there’s no sun in h*ll and further I don’t think they earned a beach day either.

I understand you know “words”, but you don’t have to use them all in the same sentence, shorter is sweeter.

Post# 2275

If only their competence matched their dedication.

If you do that again, I’m gonna have to take some action, so please kindly tell me what that might perhaps be?  Or I’ll just go off to my Cabin In The Woods and ignore you?

Being ignorant of the process and choosing incorrectly is not the same as knowing the process and still doing the wrong thing.

If you believe you’re high and mighty and everybody is your lesser and that you have the divine right to dictate their punishment for things they never did or were even involved in, then it’s time for you to….

The weak will persist, while the strong will perish.

Not that I’m saying their lazy (I am),

but by me just waking up in the morning , I’ve already accomplished more than they do all day.

Ignorance is bliss and the fact they fell right into the ignorance says a lot.

You can’t sneak up on someone as a group of people.

Am I only what you believe I am?

How can you plan to ramp it up, when everything else is ramping down?

A patient called all upset that we rejected her urine specimen because it arrived in an ice cream container.  We advised her that was unacceptable and it needed to be in a sterile container.  (that we provide for free)  Their response was that their doctor said it was ok to use if it was put thru the dishwasher first.  The last I checked, dishwashers only clean and there is no sterilize cycle.  Also, if this was truly your doctors suggestion, I would suggest you get another doctor.  Do they clean their instruments that way also?  P/S, the doctors don’t set our testing standards, we do, for even if their doctor submitted it this way, it would also be rejected.

It is what it is until it isn’t and then it is again.

There‘s thousands of possibilities, but not one solution.

Were you raised to be so stupid?  If so, your parents should be congratulated on doing a great job!

It’s pretty easy to miss a barn door if you shoot at it from the inside and it’s open.

You’re reliable up to the point that you decided that you can’t be bothered anymore and go off to your Cabin In The Woods.

They’re just a wee bit crazy, but then aren’t we all.

You can interpret it any silly way comes to your mind, doesn’t mean it actually means anything.

I have to look the part!  Part of what thou?

Those that go in, when others are running away, need to be remembered.

One day a pattern does not make.

I don’t play favorites with my children, I ignore them all equally.

Do you suffer from mild to severe death?

I love to hold, I live to hold, my life is on hold.

It’s hard to disappear into the crowd when there is no crowd.

Post #2250

Why can’t you let people have their little joys in life?  It doesn’t affect you in any way.  So you don’t need to discount them so readily.

Why do people feel the need to make a presentation of themselves to sell to the rest of us?

Oh my god I have a history!  Thing is, if you’ve lived you have one, however, if you didn’t, then you’re good.

They’re always there, but never.

My needs are simple and your goals unnecessary complicate them.

Don’t build your sense of worth around a job, for someday that job may disappear and then what?

They’re more of a heathen than me, because they act like they believe it all.

Politics is the refuge for the weak of mind and the lost souls.  My refuge is an imaginary Cabin In The Woods.

There’s no reason to be snippy when you failed to pay attention and your backups missed the change too.

They called with a pre-determined script in their head and they don’t like it when you try to interject reality and throw them off of it.

You can interpret it anyway you want to, but we’re still be going with the official interpretation since it’s based on facts and not your conjecture.

If you don’t tell anybody, it goes away right?

I’m sick of people wrapping themselves in the flag and stating that this a free country in order to justify their selfish and stupid acts.  They ignore the fact that as a member in a free society they also have responsibility to that society to act for the good of it.  You can’t claim your freedoms while denying others of the same.  Freedom works as a group, not an individual, and if they can’t see that…

It’s where I came from, but it doesn’t 100% define who I am today.

Do you want to fix the problem or just complain about it?  I’m willing to do one of those for you, but not other.

I know of a person who went hunting around until they found a religion that would actually take them, that should have been a sign.

If you feel the need to tell people that you’re humble, you’re not.

Nobody is talking about it, so it must not be any good, or is it?  Perhaps they don’t want to share it?

If you feel you’re above it all and deserve a parking spot reserved just for little old you, then perhaps it’s time for an ego check?

You really think you thought of this first, my, aren’t you smart.

They’re a big talker, but a little walker.

They are their own self-appointed expert and the rest of us are just idiots.

The only thing strong about them is their ego, they are quite pleased with themselves, beyond that they’re a wasteland.

It’s hard to be futuristic when you only have a budget for reality and have no Cabin In The Woods.

When you gain something new, you should always expect some loss.

I have a good business model, I see a need that isn’t there and never will be and then I go for it, that’s assured of failure.

Post #2225

Stop trying to yell at me, for your words carry no weight.

What’s going on?  Everything but then nothing.

I’ve gotten a lot of pointless emails, from a lot of pointless people about pointless jobs from a lot of and pointless lives.

It’s not my job to make excuses why others aren’t doing their job, I can only make excuses for me.

I don’t want the influence of others, I just want to be myself.

Listen to everything and believe 10% of it.

I have my struggles and right now I’m really struggling. So off to my Cabin In The Woods I go.

People insist that I have to pick a side.  No I don’t, especially if I think both sides are idiots.

If you’re part of the complaining and not the solution then hush yourself.

It’s a means to an end, not the ends of the means.

I’m sure you’re  a really nice person, but your actions are really beginning to piss me off.

You shouldn’t penalize somebody showing you respect over somebody who isn’t.

I hate it when people ignore conventional wisdom and put the rest of us at risk.

Sometimes the hamster just falls asleep on that wheel.

I guess I’ll take the short term gain because the long-term goal of a Cabin In The Woods in not in view at the moment.

It’s amazing how many places are run on the not logical plan.

They have something to say.  It’s too bad most won’t hear it and those that do won’t care.

Well thought, not through.

We’re not operating on a mythical best process, but rather a factual one.