Unfortunately, the school superintendent calls my phone often with a recorded  message about any recent updates about Covid in the district.  It is a clearly scripted message with the locations and dates changed from call to call.  But…  she speaks it clearly and in a mono tone as to not confuse anyone, what this successfully does is to cause the listener to doze off before the end of the message, or at least tune it out.  Just saying, put a little life in it.