As a great man once said, “I will be in my house with the bathroom door open, while peeing, if I want to!”

They wrote a 100 page report explaining their position and yet it doesn’t say anything.

Am I the person I think I am?

I’m not smarter than you, just better educated.

Post #2600

Someone just thanked me for my expertise, little do they know.

I knew what was coming, I just didn’t care at that moment.

You’re only as crazy as you think I am.

We’ll have plenty of food until it runs out at my Cabin In The Woods.

Since you didn’t listen to what was being told to you, you ripped everything apart when there wasn’t any need to disturb any of it.

They don’t want the emergency item where we can easily get access to.  Rather they’d have you search for it in the time of crisis.

I miss my rubber ducky, it was the one.

I don’t know what to do, my house is infested with humans!

I clearly stated when you picked up the phone what I’m looking for and your response is, “what can I do for you?”  What you can do for me is open your ears, pay attention to what’s being said to you so you don’t come across as incompetent.

It’s cool until it becomes uncool, for interpretation always changes.

The one thing I know for certain is that I don’t know everything.

They are not blatantly corrupt like the other, since they hide it much better than the other one.  Who honestly, isn’t very good at it.

You’re looking at it from the perspective of the baggage you brought to the discussion.

I don’t want a competition of one, I want a competition of none at my Cabin In The Woods as soon as possible. 

It’s hard to re-create something once it’s gone.

Someone said they couldn’t find a common thread to any of my writings, well yeah, I broke that.

Denial is like sticking your head in a pile of shit, no matter how much you deny it, it’s still going to stink.

The less you have, the less you have to worry about, hopefully.

It’s back by no popular demand.

If someone is arguing with you and their choice of rebuttal is screaming at you, “you shut up”, then you have already won.

I could mow the lawn, but I believe the weeds have such great potential.

It’s easy to say you’d never work for them, when in fact they never asked you to.

I just don’t have the energy I once didn’t have.

You shouldn’t be making a statement as to who you think you are by your driveway design.  It’s a driveway and you park your cars there, where they leak various fluids.  Is that really the message you want to send?

I’m quite sure I know that I don’t know what you know.

Post# 2575

I was once asked how I could live like this?  My answer was, how is it you can’t?

Reality operates at its own pace, not yours.

Your actions are driving me crazy and we both know I need no help in that regard, so please dial it back or I’ll have to retreat to my Cabin In the Woods.

Just because you have reached the height of your profession, doesn’t mean the rest of us don’t have a clue.  Rather it means we have a different perspective on the world.

I’m not a writer, rather I’m a mincer of words.

My stuff is in order, it’s purposely in that order, in order to annoy you.

If you have always desired to have someone hung up on you, then please call me anytime and I’ll gladly hang up on you.

If a committee of one makes all the decisions, does that make them a democracy?

You persecute people for their ancestry, that their no even aware of, but, do you even know yours?

Just because it’s wrong, doesn’t mean it isn’t something that has to happen.

They have an overabundance of ego and an under abundance of smarts. 

When a politician says they’re there for you, don’t buy into it, for in order for someone to get into politics, they’re there for their own self-gratification, you’re just a tool.

I know it’s a mess back there, but if I don’t see it, I can easily ignore it.

I expect nothing, so then there’s no disappointment.

It’s just like riding a bike, except I’m prone to fall off those too.

Two wrongs don’t make it right, two rights don’t make it wrong.  But what if you put a wrong and right together, then what do you get?  Hopefully a Cabin In The Woods.

If you never get up to start, then you can always fail to achieve.

I’m not an animal, I’m just a pig!

Some people think they’re geniuses and get all pissed off when they run into an actual one. 

To some things it’s irrelevant as to what you think and believe you are.  They make no distinction and to them you’re just a host. 

They feel the need to sing, but no one feels the need to listen.

Sure, ask for what you want. 

You’re always trying to play the system, but the system always plays you instead.  Let’s take a  step back and think about that for a while.

It sucks to be brushed aside as irrelevant, it sucks even more when it happens constantly.  

A conspiracy theory a.k.a., no basis in fact or reality. 

It’s not a mystery if no one cares and/or no one is looking for it. 

I’m sure you’ll find something wrong, because you have your heart set on doing so.

Are you criticizing me because I’ve done something with my life?  While your major accomplishment with yours is criticizing others.

You still have much to offer the world beyond what you already have, it’s just too bad no one’s listening to you from your Cabin In The Woods.

It’s so simple, that it’s simply confusing. 

You may ask and I may answer, not!

“We The People” means different things to different people, so please take that into consideration.

You don’t need to see when you fall, there’s time enough when you get up.

There’s been too much water under the bridge to go back to the beginning.

This is the purified water of our secret society.  Partake of it and you shall be, what that is we don’t know, since it’s a secret.

They are just another talking head who’s compulsive need to state their opinion over rides any common sense or fact checking.

You’re attacking them and yet you get upset when they dare to defend themselves from their Cabin In The Woods.

They listen, the others just criticize.

Can you find me, I seem to have misplaced myself.

If it’s built on false pretenses, then false results are what you’ll get.

If you feel the need to lie about what you’ve done, at least try and keep your story straight, or it will bite you in the a$$.

Secrets best hidden, are best kept.

I’m not scared of the dark, I’m scared of what is hiding within.

I’d rather you work with someone you’re comfortable with and get it right, than not.

If they choose not to act on it, that’s their problem, not mine.  I can’t force it upon them.

I have no reason to forget, other than I don’t want to remember.

Just because you desperately don’t want something to be true, doesn’t mean it isn’t.  No matter how much you deny it, it isn’t going to make it so.

I hate it when I have a simple project in mind and I think it into delusions of grandeur and forget about the K.I.S.S. principal.

It might be a tough nut to crack, but in the end all nuts crack.

Well, that was money well wasted.

Post #2525

I write down my thoughts and place them here.  Does it mean their original to me?  One never knows where ones outside influence come from.

Let’s praise the idiots that think their solo act is going to change the world forever, but don’t have a group behind them.  Nothing much changes from these events.

Proof that is not based in facts, is proof that’s based on the denial of facts and wishful thinking.

My dyslexia is causing me to transpose my 0 with an 0 or Woods The In Cabin.

I hope that answers your question they said.  They responded, did I ask one?

The proof of your ignorance is in your statements.

Don’t you hate people when they’re right?

You know you are in your own little world when there’s a highly observed holiday and you go about your life like it’s any other day and don’t notice until some place you want to go to is closed and you don’t know why.

I’ve noticed that you complain about things that others do that bother you, but you never  take in to account the things that you do that bothers others.

I wonder what it would be like to become a footnote in history, especially when you knew you’d be the whole book.

If I leave nothing of value, is it a life well spent?

People like to think they can get to a point in their life that they will make a difference.  Others just toil in obscurity, looking to make a difference, just never doing it.  Thou some relish the obscurity, for if they actually appeared on the radar, they might be forced to make a difference.

They’re a very smart simpleton and in there lies the problem.

We always try, we’re not always successful, but at least we try.

A candle in the dark is sometimes the only hope you have.  That’s where my Cabin In The Woods comes in.

It’s nice to have the moral high ground, except when it starts to erode and begins to conflict with reality.

I an’t writing anything that anybody is interested in, so I guess I’ll just keep it up.

The reason they don’t understand it is because they can’t conceive it and since they can’t conceive it, they’ll never understand it.

Life is what happens when they don’t know you exist.

You’re using too many words to explain your beliefs.  For when you find yourself out into paragraphs to explain yourself, you’re saying too much.  Shorter and simpler is best.

Just because someone does something that can change the world, doesn’t mean it’ll be for the better.