Leave me alone for I’m not here, I have gone to well, somewhere else, that is not here, but perhaps it is?

I just remembered something I forgot 20 years ago, I think?

I sexually identify as a jar of mayonnaise.

Sometimes you can be to connected to life.

I always listen to you, the key question is whether I’m actually paying attention or just dreaming of my Cabin In the Woods?

They don’t want to talk to you because your concerns are an actual waste of time and they have real work they have to complete and you will only delay that.

I saw a horror movie about corn once , it was very eerie.

I am what I am not.

I don’t ignore it, I just practice a heavy dose of denial instead.

It may not be impossible, if, you actually try.  But if you’re really not trying, then yeah it’s impossible for you.

My supervisor isn’t returning your calls because you’re the kind of person who whines and complains and expects the world to jump for them.  You will argue about reality being put forward by us and state as “facts” on how you believe others are doing in the same situation.  Problem is, you’re pulling it all out of your a$$, and it has nothing to do with us.  So keep calling, they’ll keep ignoring you, I promise.

You can’t be expected to show up if you wake up dead in the morning.

You can blame whoever you want for the situation were in, but the fact is we’re in deep and playing the blame game isn’t going to change that or even resolve it.  What needs to be done is to work together to resolve the problem until a resolution can be made.

I’m sorry you decided to act on your ignorance and persecute the person before the actual facts come to light.  I thought you better than that, I guess I overestimated your integrity.

Have you ever thought of how most people will end up with a negative kill ratio?

Is sleep texting the same as drunk texting?

It’s easy to discount what someone is saying by stating “they are ranting”, even when they’re not.

We are working as hard as we can, a few of us harder than the rest, but still as hard as we can.

You have no information on what we’re doing for you, but you’re gonna tell me we’re taking too long.  So please do tell me just how you know that?

Everything has value to someone.

Work is not my existence, so don’t expect me to live there or for it.

Post# 2325

Maybe try pulling your weight around here instead of throwing it around.

When you’re hanging out in a line patiently waiting your turn and then someone comes up and says they just want to ask a quick question of the hostess.  No!  You just want to cut the line, you aren’t fooling anyone, so step back.

Freedom is a social contract, not a right, it has to be earned, like my Cabin In The Woods.

I make my own, “You’re Welcome”

Why don’t you try out being useful for once, since you got being useless down pat.

You ever wonder why musicians are always singing about their aching breaky hearts, but never their achy breaky pelvis’s?

Framed by reality.

I’m done with a basic level of competence, I’m gonna go for the bottom of incompetence.

I don’t remember it, so there’s little chance I’ll miss it.

I’m always right, everyone else is always wrong and if you dispute me on that, then that just proves my point.

I think some benign neglect is called for in this situation.

Don’t start out your conversation by saying, “I send you a lot of work”, because that shows your entitlement quotient is way too high and you need to dial it back.

How is it that a person can do something terrible to another and only get slightly punished or not at all, while the victim has to serve a life sentence? Something to ponder at my Cabin In The Woods. 39

People who believe that we never landed on the moon should know, after all, they are clearly from another planet.

If you “stand corrected”, what were you doing before?

Oh no, they shut down the bull sh*t artists, so who’s going to feed you your steady diet of misinformation now?  You’ll actually have to form your own opinions.  That should give you a massive headache, since you have a proven track record of disregarding reality along with its accompanying facts.

It was once strong and proud, but like everything before it, it has faded to nothing with the passage of time.

It’s error lead perfection.

There’s a lot of shit going on in that stool.

You have no idea on how’s it’s been put together or even how it’s being done.  But with this lack of information you have already decided it’s a bad idea.

Their world is self-destructing around them and they don’t know why?

If a mosquito bites a person and then flies into the mouth of another is that considered second degree cannibalism?

Why have just one STD when you can have two, twice the fun!

They fell for it, hook, line and stupid!

They’re uniquely unqualified in their incompetence.

Post# 2300

You only need plausible believably, after that…

We all have our downside, the trick is keeping it in check.

Giving me sh*t for the feelings and reactions of others, not cool.

You are treating me like an idiot because I can’t find your information.  Going so far as to sarcastically respelling your last name of “Burns” over and over again like I didn’t get it the first time.  However, despite me explaining that you’re not in the system, you keep insisting you are, until you realize you’re calling the wrong place.  Of course you apologized for your rude behavior, yeah sure, when pigs fly.

Blessed is the day that positive STD’s outnumber positive Covid-19 results.

If a tree falls on a moving car, does it make a sound?

I’ve just came here to live in my Cabin In The Woods, not to make world changing decisions.

A customer called about testing and I told them it wasn’t in the system yet and they state, “how was that possible?”, simple, anything is possible.

If you make the statement, “I have never seen anything like this”, then basically you haven’t lived.

There’s more planes in the ocean than submarines in the skies.

It’s never a good sign when they refer to you as “your kind”.

When someone asks you to hold on for a second, I hope you don’t think it’s a literal second.

I’m asking you a yes/no questions and in your response I’m hearing every other word but.

They have a desire to live a long and unproductive life at their Cabin In the Woods.

Has your brain ever been stuck on stupid?  It makes for a long day.

Please go back to where you came from so your idiocy doesn’t interfere with our plans.

Freedom comes with rules and responsibility and if you think they don’t apply to you, you’re a….

You performed your job incorrectly and screwed things up and now that you have to correct those mistakes, you now believe it’s my fault?

Don’t be a statistic, be a number.

I love when people make idle threats and believe that gives them power over you, not so much.

Statistics show that 100% of people who use stairs will eventually die.

Yes we’re a free society, (as imperfect as it is) but in order to keep those freedoms you need to think in terms of the society and not just placing your needs before everyone else.  When you go about your daily routines seeing everything in terms of your own personal freedoms, then you have failed society as a whole and that will leave you wondering what happen to those freedoms, when society decides to take them all away.

Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.  Me I gotta go to my Cabin In The Woods.

People like to say it’s “sunny as h*ll out”, I’d like to think that there’s no sun in h*ll and further I don’t think they earned a beach day either.

I understand you know “words”, but you don’t have to use them all in the same sentence, shorter is sweeter.

Post# 2275

If only their competence matched their dedication.

If you do that again, I’m gonna have to take some action, so please kindly tell me what that might perhaps be?  Or I’ll just go off to my Cabin In The Woods and ignore you?

Being ignorant of the process and choosing incorrectly is not the same as knowing the process and still doing the wrong thing.

If you believe you’re high and mighty and everybody is your lesser and that you have the divine right to dictate their punishment for things they never did or were even involved in, then it’s time for you to….

The weak will persist, while the strong will perish.

Not that I’m saying their lazy (I am),

but by me just waking up in the morning , I’ve already accomplished more than they do all day.

Ignorance is bliss and the fact they fell right into the ignorance says a lot.

You can’t sneak up on someone as a group of people.

Am I only what you believe I am?

How can you plan to ramp it up, when everything else is ramping down?

A patient called all upset that we rejected her urine specimen because it arrived in an ice cream container.  We advised her that was unacceptable and it needed to be in a sterile container.  (that we provide for free)  Their response was that their doctor said it was ok to use if it was put thru the dishwasher first.  The last I checked, dishwashers only clean and there is no sterilize cycle.  Also, if this was truly your doctors suggestion, I would suggest you get another doctor.  Do they clean their instruments that way also?  P/S, the doctors don’t set our testing standards, we do, for even if their doctor submitted it this way, it would also be rejected.

It is what it is until it isn’t and then it is again.

There‘s thousands of possibilities, but not one solution.

Were you raised to be so stupid?  If so, your parents should be congratulated on doing a great job!

It’s pretty easy to miss a barn door if you shoot at it from the inside and it’s open.

You’re reliable up to the point that you decided that you can’t be bothered anymore and go off to your Cabin In The Woods.

They’re just a wee bit crazy, but then aren’t we all.

You can interpret it any silly way comes to your mind, doesn’t mean it actually means anything.

I have to look the part!  Part of what thou?

Those that go in, when others are running away, need to be remembered.

One day a pattern does not make.

I don’t play favorites with my children, I ignore them all equally.

Do you suffer from mild to severe death?

I love to hold, I live to hold, my life is on hold.

It’s hard to disappear into the crowd when there is no crowd.

Post #2250

Why can’t you let people have their little joys in life?  It doesn’t affect you in any way.  So you don’t need to discount them so readily.

Why do people feel the need to make a presentation of themselves to sell to the rest of us?

Oh my god I have a history!  Thing is, if you’ve lived you have one, however, if you didn’t, then you’re good.

They’re always there, but never.