With the passing of every second you’re just a little closer to your death.  Though some of your behaviors may bring it even closer, but then maybe not.

When you hit rock bottom, get some mining tools.

What’s worse than a never ending list, a never ending list inside the never ending list.

I heard somewhere if you only have one tooth, you don’t need to floss.

The car accident isn’t their fault!  It’s the fault of the person who already occupied the space before they arrived!

Unfortunately, the school superintendent calls my phone often with a recorded  message about any recent updates about Covid in the district.  It is a clearly scripted message with the locations and dates changed from call to call.  But…  she speaks it clearly and in a mono tone as to not confuse anyone, what this successfully does is to cause the listener to doze off before the end of the message, or at least tune it out.  Just saying, put a little life in it.

They hide what they never did, really well, so that’s why we believe they actually did it.  Since we can’t find it no matter how hard we look.  This nonexistent proof for this nonexistent activity is impossible to find, but we’ll keep looking or just make something up in the end.  For they have to be blamed! Innocence is irrelevant!  For they are guilty!

You don’t miss because you don’t aim.

Your past is your past, it always is and it never changes, it’s just your past.  Learn from it, don’t dwell on it.

The world is ending as we know it and yet you still think you should be in the front of the line. Perhaps you should be, when it comes to an end.

I have 5 likes in the past 5 years, so that’s one a year?  What am I doing wrong, I shouldn’t have any.  It’s not the way of a Would Be Hermit or helps in my quest for a Cabin In The Woods!

As time goes on, the sun will rise after the sunset.

You’re the one that booked a trip outside the country during a worldwide pandemic.  Your selfish stupidity is not a cause for concern for us.  For your Covid testing will be done, when it’s done and no we won’t rush it, no matter how you try to bribe or threaten us.  We take care of the medically necessary first and you whenever.

If you can’t prove it actually happened, mostly since it never did, but, you  wish it did, that’s not an option.

The dead don’t respond for they have said all their going to say.  The living will consider to perhaps answer it.

If I’m out of stability, how does that reflect on the rest of us?

We don’t lose stuff, we creatively file it away.

They’re a twister of other peoples words.  For if they weren’t, they’d never be right and that can’t ever happen.

It’s hard to care when those who are supposed to, simply don’t.

I’m a one horse pony.

Pulling stuff out of the air without any actual proof to back it up does not make it real, other than in your delusions.  Proof is based on reality and actual facts and not based on lies and wishful thinking.  Just saying it, doesn’t make it so.

Post #2425

Amazon boy was sitting on the side of the road in his work van when a car rear ended him.  Luckily he was sitting in the driver’s seat wearing his belt.  The van however was trashed.  The rear axle was no longer even attached to it.

The only perfect people in the world are already dead.

The theme of the day is “less for more”.

It’s said they’re not as hardy as they as they think they are.  But that really depends on your definition of hardy, doesn’t it?

They’re looking for any advantage they can steal.

People evolve, sometimes for the better, often not.

I have the tools, just not the skills.

Never say Never, because no one knows what the future holds.  Perhaps a Cabin In The Woods for me?

You look and sound like the kind of person that leads with their mouth before your brain has a chance to actually think about what your mouth is spewing.

Look, two douche bags don’t add up to equal, right?

I guess it’s time to finish writing that book that I never intended to start.

It’s not what you’ve done in the past, but what you have done lately.  Sometimes the past should be taken in to consideration as the present and the future are still in play.

I have years of knowledge, just no practical experience.

If you feel the need to vilify those who oppose you, then you’re the problem.

Some people are great critics, just lousy doers.

If at first you don’t succeed, sky diving is not for you.

Amazon boy was at work and he delivered to this one house that has a doorbell camera and a sign over thanking all the different delivery companies for their service, except Amazon.  So he said, bummer, not us?  A week later they happen to return to the same house and someone had added Amazon to the list with a sharpie.  Guess they watched the video.

This past weekend the spouse, son and me went camping.  My spouse doesn’t go often so she borrowed my son’s extra sleeping bag.  While crawling into it that night she discovered 2 pairs of his dirty under wear still in it.  Oh the joy she must have felt.  Maybe it would have been a different outcome at my Cabin In The Woods?

There’s a real need for that, until there isn’t.

Apparently my way of relaxing in the bath tub is stressing them out, sorry?

One of my children is currently delivering for Amazon.  They arrived at a house that had clearly burned down the night before.  There was an officer stationed there, so my child decided to talk to them.  He suggested that perhaps the package he was supposed to deliver was smoke detectors?  My other child thought perhaps it was a fire extinguisher, since PRIME is rather fast.

I’m not famous in some circles and unknown in most others.

Why settle for one piece of fruit when there’s a whole tree to choose from?

I don’t need a chronological order of times when you think things should have been done.  All I need is the information to help you now, any past interactions are irrelevant.

They sold their soul to the company store and the company has declared them obsolete.

Post #2400

It just took you way too long to state the obvious.  Next time please just summarize.

When the reminder forgets to remind, who reminds them?

These colors don’t run, they kind of hide around the corner at my Cabin In The Woods.

I like people, but just not enough to be around them all the time.

In the eyes of society, yes, however in your eyes, no.

Silence is sometimes the loudest thing you can do.

I’m not always sick, rather I’m just never well.

I’m responsible for any smells that might emanate from the throne room.

They’re a useless dirt bag that will throw you under the bus the first chance they get.  Since it is impossible for them to except responsibility, for anything, they are just not emotionally equipped and have no moral compass.

Remember that you can always be wrong, so keep trying.

It needs to be built to last, not built to crash.

It’s not necessary to keep repeating your point over and over again.  I got it the first time and saying it again is just verbal diarrhea.

I’m hardly right and hardly wrong, I’m somewhere in the middle.

So when you’re a captain of a ship, does it mean that every time you take a sh*t you’re making a captains log?

When the going gets tough, the tough wash their hands of the whole situation.

If every time you utter something that is absurd and incorrect and then double done on that statement when you’re called out on it, this is the pattern of the ill-informed.  For facts matter, your crap doesn’t.

If no one wants to work with you, perhaps you’re the problem.

It’s annoying when someone rewrites a narrative to match their agenda and ignores the reality of what’s really happening since it doesn’t benefit them.

They’re mad at us because we haven’t been sufficiently kissing their a$$ hard enough.

I’m suffering from a case of I don’t give a sh*t and it’s a severe one!

And I would know that, why?

You maybe the Lord of your own little fiefdom, but that doesn’t relate to me and I’m not one of your minions.

They seem to want to reward mediocrity and dissuade hard work?

Everything in life doesn’t have to be a benefit to you.  Sometimes you can do something, just cause, it will help.

I am as young as you think I am.

Post #2375

We’re coming after you, we just don’t know from where that might be at the moment since we are rather confused.

I’m looking for functional over aesthetically pleasing since it gets the job down and is cheaper.

When it comes to you, I feel that you’re full of sh*t, I’m not certain as to why, but I do, so I’m going with that.

You people are predictable and not in a good way.

I know that’s what they are saying about me, but I didn’t live that.  So who do you believe?

One needs not to understand what one seeks to destroy.  For if they understood, they probably leave it alone.

Everywhere I look I see dead people, they just an’t died yet.

Life is stressful to deal with on a good day, thou it doesn’t have to be, but a Cabin In The Woods could help.

When you hear people say “God will protect me from all evil”, think about that statement.  If that was the actually the case, there would be no war, famine, social unrest, discrimination, or violence against the weak.  God isn’t capable of protecting everyone, even if it were an actual fact.

My blog has been live for five years now and well, it’s been noticed a little unlike past years, our visit number double over last year. So in the existence of a Would Be Hermit, all continues on its proper course, mostly, kind of.  China still seems to visit a lot, curious.  I guess the Great Fire Wall of China doesn’t block my radical agenda, not. So I’m hoping for a slow down over the next year, us hermits need our privacy after all.  That being said, so why do I have a blog?

I believe they’re destined to disappoint the people around them and they’ll lack an understanding as to why that is so.

I called a friend up and said, “I’m having problems with mice” and asked for some advice.  They said to get some brillo pads and stuff it into their holes and that should correct the issue.  I called them back a couple days later and said, “it doesn’t work, for when I catch them they squirm around and I can’t get the brillo up their butt”.

If I have the answers to everything, then I’d know nothing.

If you actually have something to say, don’t bite your tongue and hold it in.  That hurts.

If your actions make the other person uncomfortable to the point where they won’t move, how about you stop doing what you’re doing dumb a$$.

What’s the difference between Greek yogurt and America?  If you left the yogurt out for 250 years, it will grow a culture.

I’m taking it to its most illogical point.

Someone suggested I do some brain bending exercises.  I’ll decline this suggestion, for doing so might just straighten my brain out, and what positive could possibly come of that?

It’s day 7 of our camping trip and it was the worst yet!  We ran out of chocolate Twinkies!  Oh, the horror!  And still no Cabin In The Woods!

When Dr Frankenstein entered the body building contest, I don’t think he got the jest of the competition.

I’m not as smart as they claim to be.

I’m just confused as to how I managed to survive before you arrived here to point out the obvious to me.

It’s been decided that you’re a prick.  Mostly because you twist everything to your advantage, no matter how far out on a limb you have to go.  Even after you break that limb, you double down.

In Buckingham Palace all the tiles on the floor are in a black and white pattern so the Queen can move about.

Patients have no Patience.

Post # 2350

Telling a potential customer that you haven’t gotten their estimate completed yet, (even thou it’s been a week), because you had a “family emergency” is code for, I decided to not pay attention to my job responsibilities and rather decided to party.

I had a tree fall in my backyard during a windstorm and unlike a lone tree out in the woods, I heard this one!

Statistically speaking the best defense against getting your home burger lysed is by not having one to begin with.

I tried to pull strings to get what I wanted, but they all broke.