I was advised not to dress like a slob, how about half a slob then, a quarter?

Never speak in Vodka, just Absolut’s.

Over worked and under layed.

Stop helping, why, because you’re actually not.

I announced it to the world, sadly, no one listened.

I can’t talk to the promises made to you by others.  I can only talk to the reality of the situation as it actually is.

Why am I so fucking itchy, I’m semi clean.

Life is too short to spend time worrying over why a fax won’t go through.

Post #2925

Excellent, just pick up and then immediately hang up, why the hell not.

Just because it’s a great idea, doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.

Fix it and we’ll talk, ignore it and we’ll walk.

There’s reasons for everything, often moronic, but it’s there.

Just because we disagree doesn’t automatically make you right and me wrong.  It just means we have a difference of opinion and that’s just fine.

I’ll support anybody who is in the right, but if they’re not, but are trying to claim they are…

Their a social butterfly and I never left the cocoon.

No matter how new it is, with time everything gets old.

I have apparently been a bad person, but I need one of my betters to explain to me what I did wrong?

You can’t push against societal norms and expect to win every time, sometimes society pushes back, real hard.

I don’t think they’re lost and have to find themselves.  I think they are just fine where their at and you’re just not happy with what they’ve became.

My mind is altered enough, I don’t need any foreign substances to alter it more.

I’m just a turtle with no desire to come out of my shell.

You hear that sound?  That’s your suggestion going in my ear and out the other.

I’m a walking contradiction, I want to be left alone, but I also miss my children.  My Cabin In The Woods, please.

Let’s consider all those answers without questions.

We all don’t need to fit into some cookie cutter pattern that society has deemed necessary.  We should be able to expand beyond those borders.

Just because some thing was written into a law or a treaty centuries ago, doesn’t automatically give it meaning or power today, but it might help with your fantasies to believe so.

I once let my inner circle expand, but since then it has shrunk considerably.

Where there was once life, there is only quiet.

Don’t believe everything you read and only half of what “experts” say.

Just because you don’t have a dick, doesn’t mean you have to act as though you are.

You shouldn’t need a return policy, it should just work reliably for a long time.

There are two things that are certain, taxes and the uncertainty of life.

This place was once alive with the sound of children and it’s now silent as an empty nester.

Post #2900

I’m sorry if my habit drives you crazy.  So let us think of it this way; the stimulation of it, helps keep you alive.

If you don’t look, then you won’t find and wouldn’t that be a shame.

Nothing says nothing, until it says something.

The purpose of wearing a face mask is to cover all the holes in your face, not just the hole in your head.  Pull it up over your nose!

They weren’t the sharpest butter knife in the pile of spoons. 

I know what I’ve done and your statements to the contrary aren’t helping any.

I’m smart enough to know when I don’t know.

When ignorance abounds, we all lose.

I can only speak as to what I did, as for the rest of them…

I just live here and I don’t require perfection to be comfortable. For it’s my Cabin In The Woods, warts and all.

Most anything can kill you if you’re unlucky enough.

I’m not gonna make this purposely difficult just to make you happy.

I’ll give you permission, that if I don’t live, only then can you kill me. 

Just because you don’t like it, doesn’t give you the right to destroy it.  See it as another valid point of view.

We all make choices in life, some good, some bad, all life changing.

Your reputation is already cemented with those who know you and nothing you do will ever change that.

You’re too book smart, we’re actually looking for somebody with some life experience.

Your mistaken, this is not a negotiation.  It is what it is, so get on with it or go away.

Their a nice person, but their as sharp as a marble.

I get it, it was terrible.  However, I don’t need more information to understand the situation, for sensory overload isn’t going to improve my understanding any better, it’ll just act to depress the sh*t out of me.

You clearly feel the need to tell me that this is the third time you’re calling and that information is irrelevant to me and starts everything off with a negative and finally, makes me care even less.

Sorry to say, you don’t know better, it’s just your ego that thinks it does. 

Those who destroy knowledge, destroy our future.

Don’t expect deep, long, philosophical answers from me, that’s just not how I’m wired.  I’m more singular in a Cabin In The Woods.

I don’t care to hear what they’re saying, for so many people are spewing verbal diarrhea that’s it’s all irrelevant to me.

Post #2875

If you don’t tell me about the error I’m making, I’m prone to continue making it.  Communication is a great thing.

Ever consider you’re not the intended audience?

You don’t need to explain your woes to me, I can’t help you with them.

Nobody has said anything about their behavior, so if they don’t care, then neither do I. 

The guilty often project blame elsewhere, for they couldn’t possibly have done that?

You want to deny all science, but when you’re ill, you pray to God for it. 

So you believe strongly in your freedom of choice, but you deny others the same because they don’t believe the way you do.  You ever really think about that?

They shouldn’t be like dumb dogs, lapping up everything that is put in front of them and accepting it as fact.  They instead should think for themselves.

I use to center my life around a relationship and felt that without this individual, I couldn’t exist.  Then 5 years ago, I realized that I need to be happy and this individual wasn’t going to get me there, so I decided to build an independent life so I could be happy.  It has worked out really well.

What can I say, I’m full of sh@t and it wants out!

I answered you the first time, you just didn’t hear it, since I mumbled.

I want what I want and I don’t care about your objections to giving it to me, just do it!  Yeah, not so much. 

It’s ass(u)med I’m still doing past behaviors when I have actually moved past that to my Cabin In The Woods. 

Often when it’s all you have known it doesn’t occur to you that it could be any other way. 

Just because they’re doing something stupid doesn’t mean you should barrel through it and compound it by two. 

Living life in fear is preferable to living in blissful ignorance of what’s coming.

It’s going to evolve into something else either better or worse than it is, only time will tell.

What was isn’t, what wasn’t, is.

Someone’s ill-conceived notion between right and wrong can’t be allowed to get in the way of doing it correctly.

Are you so rigid in your beliefs that you can’t see the others point of view, even a little? 

How do I know I’m sick?  I just tried to put my glasses on over the glasses I was already wearing.

What does it all mean?  Anything that you want.

If you’re waiting for a dead person to come back to life to save us all and they’re not Jesus, you need to think on that some more.

Your behaviors has nothing to do with your illness?

Just because it sounds like something I’d come up with, doesn’t mean that I did.  But I’d still want that Cabin In The Woods if you feel guilty about accusing me.

Post #2850

It’s amazing what you have when you don’t know what you got.

If you don’t want the consequences, then you should’ve taken the action.

Your definition of them doesn’t make them important to you.  However, the official definition does, so you’re screwed.

You can work to undo the bad ideas learned as a child.

Sometimes the planning can be more fun than the actual doing.

You have come a long way to be told to go away! 

It can’t always be about you, you have to think of others.

When you have been misinformed, but, you think you got it right, it’s time to take a good look in the mirror.

Human nature is to schedule things, mother natures is to not give a sh@t about your schedule.

I an’t explaining it because then you’ll understand.

You’re missing the point, it’s not that they won’t let it happen, but rather they will make it happen.

Don’t ask the question if you don’t want the answer.

I always know exactly what I’m gonna to do and sometimes that’s just nothing.

I called a doctor’s office and it said I was number two in line, then a minute later it says to “please be patient, we are experiencing a higher than usual call volume” ?

Wait!  Put me back on hold, that’s a really awful song playing!

If you have to think about it, then you’re not.

I’m full of useless information, so let’s work with that.