If you can’t do the minimum that is required to be here, then just don’t come to my Cabin In The Woods.

They say they will acknowledge your message at their earliest convenience, which in this case is never.

That should have been your first choice, not your last, dumba$$.

They’re book smart, world illiterate.

I saw a license plate that was personalized to read, “NOTACULT”.  If you feel the need to make that statement, you’re in one.

What’s the point of asking for help when it turns out you’re just talking to a wall. 

If you pull people from one area to make another area’s number’s better, it will come back to bite you in the a$$ once the neglected area comes to light.

Have you ever texted a land line?  Felt like an idiot, didn’t you?

Post #2825

I got your message loud and clear, you just don’t care about it, so I shall follow your example.

Why do I wear a hat over my ears?  Because, the sound of the wind whistling through them is very annoying.

They’re confused that they haven’t found anybody to blame their current situation on.

That ain’t how I spell an’t.

If you’re looking for professionals in their field, you have come to the wrong place.

If you believe you’re always right and everyone else is always wrong, then you’re definitely wrong.

I don’t like being sent around in circles when I’m trying to get something done.  I’d rather go in a crooked line.

If you can’t see them for who they are, then you might as well follow them blindly.

I was exhausted from pushing against the wind, so I found a shelter to get some rest.

Your fight against a reality is a losing proposition, for fantasies never win.  Like a Cabin In the Woods.

They screamed at the business owner that they will never use their business again and then stormed out, the owner quietly signed, “Thank God!”

The best work they do is in an avoidance of it.

It doesn’t even occur to them how much their self-centeredness is an inconvenience to them getting anything done, because they can’t possibly consider how badly they’re treating the other people around them.

Yeah I got it, I’m going to burn in h@ll, well at least I have something to look forward to.

Just because someone else did it wrong, doesn’t mean I’m going to follow them down that same rabbit hole willingly.

I fear no one, but there are a few that I’m terrified of.

Oh poor inconvenienced you, you’re actually required to put out some effort to get what you want, no free pass here.

I don’t get a lot of credit when credit is due, but I am saddled with a lot of ass(u)mptions.

It’s not rude to ring a bell for service if it’s there.  But it’s rude to bring your own bell.

Don’t ignore the sh*t in your pants to the detriment of others.

I have no problem with the concept of religion in itself, it’s the followers that I take issue with.  That’s why I need a Cabin In the Woods.

So let me clarify, you got mad at me for doing that to you, but it’s perfectly ok for you to do the same to everyone else?

It’s amazing how you can go from the top of the pile to the bottom with just one ill-conceived decision.

The last time I was in the bathroom, sh*t happened!

Post #2800

They are many things to many people, but nothing to themselves.

Their like a freaking rabbit, they hop from one thing to another, with no order or structure.

If you have a common first name and you still feel the need to spell it out for people, you may perhaps be arrogant.

You go your way and I’ll go the right way.

Having an addiction in and of itself is terrible.  Worse when your source has dried up and you can’t placate it.

I’m walking imperfection, get used to it!

They’re full of useless information. 

They have everything figured out, but their life.

You should always start backing your car up, before, you actually look.  That’s after all the intelligent way to do it.

I care, it’s just that they don’t allow me to follow through.

It’s time to move on since your fantasies are never going to become my reality.

If you’re living without life, you need to work on that.

I trust you.  I trust you to do whatever you think is best for you and to disregard the rest of us as you go off to my Cabin the Woods.

Wow!  They have standards with their ill-conceived ideas.

I decided to be as considerate as you’re not.

Thanks for fixing what didn’t need to be fixed.

Keep it simple, but unfilled, so you know that life has limits.

I have no problem waiting for you to decide, but you gotta do it soon, I won’t wait forever.

I wouldn’t really call it a step forward, but rather a step in the stationary or sideways progress if you prefer.

If you consider this your life, you need to find another one. 

OR

If you consider this your mission in life, you need to find another one.

Religious freedom is a good thing as long as everyone believes the way I do.

We can only run with what we got.  Wishful thinking won’t get us there.

I don’t make grand announcements.  I don’t issue proclamations.  I just get down to work and fix it.

Bored people often do stupid things, so keep them occupied.

If you have come here to preach at me, save your breath.  However if you’ve come here to have a discussion, let’s talk at my Cabin In The Woods.

Post #2775

It’s one of those theories that nobody truly understands but everyone will argue about all the same.

It’s interesting to watch someone get mad that another isn’t taking care of their situation as fast as they’d like, but they block out how they did the same thing to that other person previously.

The living must learn from the mistakes of the dead.

Nobody is 100% right all the time and their opposition isn’t always wrong.  Once they come to realize that, then we can work out a compromise. 

You can sit there in your position of ignorance and accuse us of whatever you want.  Thing is, that doesn’t make you correct.

I intellectually understand why they did it, but it still doesn’t mean I have to emotionally like it.

They have no more control over my actions than I do.

My body is a temple, I’m always eating to build it bigger.

I have faith!  I have complete faith that what you are spewing is bullsh*t!

Just because you don’t like the answer doesn’t mean it isn’t the correct one.

I used to know, now I don’t care to.

I’m not going to compound one mistake by making the same mistake again, illogical. 

What did you just do?  I did what pleases me!  Today’s attitude.

They’re not the majority, they’re the minority that thinks they’re the majority.  They just can’t come to grasp the realization that the majority wants to be heard.

It’s irreverent how much you wasted when you no longer have any of it.

I have a huge following, you would need less than one hand to count them all.

Same shit, just a different flavor.

It’s not sad to die alone, it’s only sad if no one notices.

People come and go in life, few if any ever say good bye.

We all make bad decisions, thing is, you’ve been excelling at it lately.

When my father passed, his obituary was titled, “A Life of Teaching”.  When I die mine will be titled, “A Life of Randomness.”

You want to create a highly effective sleep aid?  Then write the story of my life.  Come to my Cabin In the Woods and I’ll help you with it, that is if you can stay awake.

Sometimes you have to work with what you have and it often an’t much.

So when you believe you’re right, when clearly not, your response to anyone who challenges your beliefs is to shout them down, so you don’t have to listen.

You have no clue as to what we do or how we do it.  But you find it necessary to give us advice on how to do it anyhow?  So apparently you came here to sound stupid, because if you did: Mission Accomplished!

Post #2750

They only released what they thought was the important part of the video.  It showed the version of what they wanted us to see.  They did not want us to see the whole video, since it would go against their message.

Maybe I’m too smart to see the stupidity in it?

I wonder what it’s like to be in a cult where you blindly believe everything the leader says, no matter how outrageous it is and question none of it.

My brother in law recently passed and I was asked to help clean out his house.  He worked from home and while cleaning his office I hit his mouse and the computer can back to life.  It was still on the last thing he was working on.  He probably thought he’d get back to that, so didn’t close it out.  It was kinda sad.

The things they’re saying smells worse than a heavily used, unmaintained 20 year old out house.

I live Nowhere and the nearest town to my Cabin In The Woods is Nothing.

I wish I could so blindly believe the way you do.

The problem with weather forecasting is that weather isn’t listening to the weather forecaster.

The lady of the house has returned, so the toilet seat shall always be down.  It has been declared! 

Work smarter, not harder, or not at all. 

They think they’re protecting a way of life that has already come to an end.  Once gone, you can’t return.

I need to go somewhere that human noises are a rarity, not a given.

You have to consider the collateral consequences of your decision. 

Waste not, Waste not. 

I don’t comprehend what I’m reading, but I’ll still give you my opinion just the same.

They’re not a great person, but rather a good one, for that is by far a harder thing to be.

Let them waste their lives arguing over what they think I meant by what I perhaps stated.