Perhaps

When people sneeze the standard response is “bless you”.  Well I’m considering a new approach and instead say, “dam you to hell”.  Perhaps this is a bit extreme, but it would get people’s attention, and then perhaps it will spark an interesting conversation.

Not Far Enough

I am currently hanging out in a hammock in the woods and while this is really nice, I can still hear the constant hum of traffic from the expressway in the background.  So this is not a place for my Cabin In The Woods, to close to civilization.  Plus that chainsaw in the distance is really killing my buzz.

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Ha Ha

When I was a mere teenager, one of my friends grandfather purposely looked a lot like Santa Clause.  One of his favorite things to do was to go to church on Christmas Eve dressed in a red jacket and sit right up front so all the children could see him.  I’m sure that got a lot of children thinking about that naughty and nice list and wondering whether Santa was checking up on them.

Word Is

If your belief system consists of believing in a higher being that will forgive you for all your transgressions and sins, only, if you believe and worship in them, that’s just fine.  But still, that doesn’t give you license to be a dick to others with other belief systems.  How about just being a good person instead, with no need or expectations of forgiveness.

Chefless

The spouse and I are not cooks, period.  Between us we can make about 5 dishes, sort of.  It’s no wonder that our three children like to cook, they have come to realize there is more to food than what we offered them as children.  It’s not that people didn’t try to encourage us.  When we got married, one of the gifts was a Betty Crocker cook book.  The plastic stayed on this book until about 5 years into our marriage, so I guess it didn’t work.

Close Copy

Recently spent some time at a friend’s retirement home in Florida and a thought occurred to me.  They are from Levittown NY, the first suburb, and now their moving to a gated community that is essentially an updated version of Levittown.  Everything looks the same since it was all planned.  I guess that works for them, me I want a Cabin In The Woods.

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Yes I Have #3

I was bored so I counted the number of times I’ve used the word stupid (yet again) in this blog.  Turns out I’ve used it 102 times.  The last time I counted it was 74 times.  So I’ve increased stupid by 24%.  That’s a lot of stupid, even if it’s not a surprise.