One of my children pissed me off about something (don’t remember) so before I went to work I changed their password to the computer.  Once they came home from school and realized what I had done I got a text asking for the new password.  So now my fun began, I responded, “ask your mother”.  Annoyed as I knew they would be they text back that mom was also at work and they had homework to do.  So I text them back that “askyourmother” is the password.  They didn’t find this funny, I did.  I mentioned this at work one day and a co-worker nearly fell off their seat laughing.  She then said, I have to remember to use that!