My employer has installed a treadmill desk(?) You can do your work and exercise on the treadmill all at the same time, but you do have to make a reservation to use it. They want to encourage healthy practices. Oh boy I’m so excited, just one problem though, I’m a sloth, I don’t like exercise, I don’t move that fast. Besides, I’d rather have a raise.

Update (1/27/16): Apparently the treadmill doesn’t go faster than 2 mph and I’ve been told that’s to slow to get a good workout.  But being a sloth, that’s fast enough for me, wouldn’t want to sweat.