You make stupid people look like geniuses, that’s quite an accomplishment.

You don’t want to hear the answer so you try to change it.

Thing is, I don’t care if you wanna do your job or not for I have dealt with many an egotistical doctor like you and your lectures fall on deaf ears. 

I get these thoughts rattling around in my head that are distracting and I find putting them down in this blog helps me move forward.

They’re frantically devoted to this person like their some sort of god, but if they were to take a step back and really look, they would realize their human like us and with many flaws.

Sorry I’m not always wrong, mostly, but not always.

I’m like a broken clock, I’m right twice a day, but for the rest of the time, well…

I was told by an “expert” that this place is a dinosaur and wouldn’t last much longer, you would be amazed on how long a dinosaur can continue to stager on.  That was five years ago. 

People say that a person has right wing leanings, left wing leanings, conservative leanings, Christian leaning, crazy leanings, me, I just have my own leanings, towards my Cabin In The Woods.

I hate when round things roll away.

Whatever?  Call me when there’s an actual problem.

One side says all targets were hit, the other say that no targets were hit, well, the truth is somewhere in the middle.

Your belief system will lump one group under one specific heading and disregard individualities in it, all for the convenience of your narrative, thus making it easier to hate and discriminate. 

I forgot that I didn’t forget.

I could always find someone to talk to there until I couldn’t.

I don’t like to sit in the darkness, for in darkness without light, there is no hope.

They chose to ignore reality and reality chose to keep on marching forward, right over them. 

What’s it like to have an even birthday in an odd year?

They get it all right, but not for the reasons you believe.

Question:  What is The Musings Of A Would Be Hermit trying to say?

Answer:  The Musings Of A Would Be Hermit is a blog written by a person who is exploring the concept of living a solitary life as a hermit. The blog is a reflection of the author’s thoughts and feelings about this lifestyle, as well as musings about life in general. The author also provides tips and advice for those considering a similar lifestyle.

Post #2350

They often don’t do things by accident, ever thou they say they do.  Now, getting them to admit that is a whole different conversation.

I’m not on anybody’s radar and I plan on keeping it that way at my Cabin In The Woods. 

They do worse than nothing, for if they actually did something, that would be a huge achievement.

You’re running on excuses, not solutions.

It was a typical official Q&A, they had all the answers before a single question was ever asked.  So despite what may be asked, they still gave out their predetermine answers regardless.

This one day isn’t going to define the many to come.

I have no idea why people do what they do, not that I’m looking to create an understanding, I don’t need a headache.

If your decisions aren’t based on reason and logic, but rather emotions and feelings, then you should not be in a position to judge.

At my job, when I call on a critical result, one of the things I’m required to get is the job title of the person I spoke with.  Well on one call, after giving the person the results three times, I asked for their job title.  They said, communications specialist, yeah well,      I beg to differ.

It’s a fine line between a fool and a friend.

You do what you do and I’ll do what I do and hopefully the two will never meet.

You don’t have to give a shit, though, maybe someone should.

I an’t part of us, for, I an’t part of anybody.

Just because you were once, doesn’t mean you are now.

Well, if you’re looking for a problem, you’re going to find one, even if you have to make it up.

When you inherit a shit show, don’t expect it to be cleared up overnight, for shit takes time.

Can you at least think about what you’re saying, instead of blindly spewing out the bullshit you heard from others.

I don’t need anyone to take pity on me, I can do that all by myself at my Cabin In The Woods.

As I like to say, not my workflow.

It sucks to be accused of things that you never even thought of doing because someone else thought you thought of doing it.

I’m not letting your incompetence make me look stupid.  Instead I’m going to think it through before I act.

Ever feel like you’re on the back page of irrelevance?

It’s not about ego, it’s about dealing with the reality in front of you.  So if your go to is ego, then you’re gonna have a bigger problem with reality.

You may not love it, but you definitely need it, so let’s work within that reality.

You have very expensive tastes for somebody who doesn’t have any money.

Post #3325

I meant to do it, but I got distracted by the desire not to.

There’s a  tick, on the tip, of my dick.

They’re different sides of the same piece of cloth, so their more similar than different.

With all the unnecessary restrictions you’re placing on this event, it would seem you don’t want it to happen and you’re really not being subtle about it either.

The clock is ticking again, I hate ticking clocks.

My boss says to take my coworkers word as theirs, so I guess my disrespect is the same for them both.

I’m not allowed to be efficient, I’m required to take the long way to my Cabin In The Woods.

I can work with what I have, but you can only work with what you want.

Don’t be a solution looking for a problem.

It happened once in a 300 day span, that does not qualify it as a pattern.

Why are you so surprised that it failed when you set it up to do so.

The good ones die young, while I’m still here.

Don’t think, it’ll only get you in trouble.

You have set it up so I have begun to second-guess all my decisions.  If that was your goal, success, if not, moronic. 

There’s a sucker for every lollipop and you have a bunch of unique suckers.

I used to know this “mAn” who even though he was married thought he was free to do as he pleased with other women.  He hit on one of my friends and she told me that his opening line was, “I’ve had a vasectomy, so I can’t get you pregnant”, what a turn on, not.  He didn’t say anything about not giving her STD’s though.  Generally it helps to have some sort of actual attraction and not trying to promote that because you got your junk fixed it will be a great opening line to increase your opportunities to get laid? 

What’s it like to live in an idiot centric universe?

They’re nice to people they feel they need or can use and just miserable to the rest of us.

All I’m guilty of is poor judgement and I know we can all say that.

There is strength in unity, but with unity there needs to be diversity.

It did and it didn’t, so… 

When they’re here I want to be left alone and when they’re gone I want them here at my Cabin In The Woods.

It’s best to know what’s on the idiots mind so it doesn’t come as a complete shock.

Just because something is introduced, doesn’t make it so, it often makes it no.

It all started when I tried to fall back, instead of springing ahead.

Post #3300

They were not happy with the outcome of the meeting because they got the answers that they needed, not the ones they thought they deserved.

I am laying here in my quiet bed, in my quiet house, on my quiet street, in my quiet town, waiting…

Who rescues the rescuer when they need help?

I’m still following rules set up by a group that long ago ceased to exist, I need to rethink that. 

Question: Why The Musing Of A Would Be Hermit?

Answer: The musings of a would-be hermit could provide insight into a person’s inner yearnings and desires, their hopes, dreams, and aspirations. It could also provide an outlet for exploring one’s thoughts, feelings, and beliefs, as well as a way to connect with nature and the spiritual realm.

I don’t have a sense of smell so when I used the bathroom after one of my children they said that it is a good thing I can’t smell, but they said nothing about my eyes watering. 

If you’re unaware that a black cat just crossed your path, is it still bad luck?

If you have proof that your proof isn’t proof at all, then what do you have?

The reason your ideas don’t come to be is because they’re idiotic and they’re not present in this realm of reality.

The world as I knew it ended when Olivia Newton John passed. 

Either you get it, or you don’t.

Why can’t you let me do what I wanna do, why are you always trying to change it?

They did everything wrong, not that I did anything right at my Cabin In The Woods, but I’m still here and they’re gone.

Ever have a cray fish stroll in front of your campfire at night, no, well I have and it was unexpected.

I’m not always sick, I just generally don’t feel well.

The problem with putting all your eggs in one basket is the hole on the bottom.  Some baskets have bigger holes than other.  The trick is finding the baskets with the smallest holes and then spread it out.

If you start off a conversation with the opener of, “I don’t mean to kick while you’re down”, you do.

This is a sure way to tell your day is starting off wrong.  It’s occurs when you look in the mirror and not only do you have your sweater on backwards, but inside out as well.  I’m not saying I did that, but it’s a possibility.

What is life, if not a series of holds.

Back in the 1970’s my family was camping at Eighth Lake in the Adirondacks.  Being there wasn’t much to do at night, except stare at the fire, I was playing with a AM radio and came across an old time radio murder/mystery that was broadcasting from a station in Boston.  It was an hour long program that we all intently listened to for the rest of the week.  I can see why people found this programming interesting before TV.  It certainly keep us entertained.

It shocks ones system when you hear that someone from your past has passed away.

I don’t want them to see me doing this activity because I don’t want their unsolicited opinion. 

Ever feel like you’re part of something big, when in fact you’re actually aren’t a part of anything.

Oh what power I don’t have.

Post #3275

Oh no, I just got a text that my Netflix account has been locked because of suspicious activity, what am I to do?  Actually go and sign up for Netflix now? 

I know what I know and I’m clearly clueless on the rest and should listen. 

Don’t buy for ego, buy for practicality.

You finally make a good decision and then you don’t stick with it, but you continue on with the bad ones.

There is no AI used in my writing and unfortunately or fortunately it shows, for it’s all how you look at it.  If I did, it would probably tell me to give it up and go to my Cabin In The Woods.