While people get older, it doesn’t necessarily mean they grow up.

Our new buzz word is FOCUS, Fuck Off Cause U’re Stupid. 

When a company states a product is their best kept secret, it isn’t.  For you can’t sell a product if it was truly a secret.

I can’t solve the world’s problems, but I can lend a hand.

You don’t have to be neighborly if you don’t have any neighbors.

You need to pay attention to what I’m saying a little closer since you’re answering questions I never asked.

I don’t want to dress to the nine’s, I wanna dress to the six’s.

Everything once was until it wasn’t.

Some stories should only be told once, others should remain unspoken.

I’d like to think I’m better than that, but I’m probably not.

A patient with a latex allergy entered one of our facilities the other day for treatment when they notice the clipboard where you sign in had a rubber band attaching the pen to the clip board, that may or may not have been made of latex.  The patient went right to latex and instead of asking the staff to sign them in they left in a huff.  They then called the main office to complain about us not running a latex free office.  They also stated that this is a ADA violation, not, so please file a complaint, I want to hear the laughter, after all, reasonable accommodations, not stupid.  This all could have been corrected simply by asking the staff to sign them in.  They also believe we denied them care, really?  I wish all the world’s problems were this simple.  (Is This What Is Meant By A Rant?)

It’s relatively clean until it isn’t.

I don’t remember most of what I’ve ever known.  In fact, I’ve probably forgotten most of it, I think.

How can it be considered a punishment if the other party is totally unaware it’s happening?

It’s midway between here and nowhere in particular, my Cabin In The Woods that is.

I have an idea that could potentially make me dollars.

I went somewhere for a couple minutes, I’m not sure where, but I’m back.

That’s like a non-problem.  It just shows that someone has to much time on their hands.

Why are you trying to change me?  I thought you loved me just the way I an’t?

I had a thought once and I paid dearly for it.

Post #3525

I’ve moved on so far that no one even noticed I’m gone.

Sorry, but your words are not matching your actions at this time and in there lies the problem.

You’re supposing a higher level of intelligence when it just doesn’t exist there, you need to look elsewhere.

I didn’t catch a cold, it caught me.

Usually it’s one and done, but this one wants me to come back for more.

We don’t know that you know, you know? 

Sometimes I want to hear it, sometimes I just want it to fade into the background noise.

They’re a lot of lucky with very few charms.

Yesterday, my residence went from being a home to a house when the last child moved out.

There’s what you think it should be and then there’s reality .  The question is how close are they to each other?

What’s it like to be in a cult?  I really wanna know since I’ve always been able to think for myself.

Some solutions are looking for a problem.

When people label something as weird or deviant, but then they fail to take into account they’re weird and deviate themselves.  As weird and deviant are subjective concepts.

You feel better now that you yelled at an old man who doesn’t see your greatness, but acknowledges your stupidity as he goes to his Cabin In The Woods.

Keep in mind there’s usually a difference between what you think something is worth and what it is actually worth.

Singular, we can be brilliant, in mass we’re idiots.

If everything flows from the top down and all the top is doing is spewing shit, then that means the people at the bottom are moving around in…

You want to punish them because they expressed their opinion, so if that’s the case, we should all be punished.

You’re looking for acceptance from a group that doesn’t understand you so the best that can come of it is you accepting them as they are and perhaps someday they’ll see light.

2024, the year of empty nesters.

I can’t afford to give a piece of my mind, I don’t have that much left.

Taking that medication doesn’t make you feel stupid, it just enhances your pre-existing stupidity.

Instead of embracing who they are, they are still trying to be who they were.

Sometimes I just need to retreat into a dark hole.

The weatherman just said: “tomorrow’s rain is going to be damp”, good to know, I hate dry rain, it really screws up my time at my Cabin In The Woods.

Post #3500

I need proof, conjecture doesn’t help me any.

I used to know somebody named Richard who went by the nickname of Dick and unfortunately was one.

The sense of self should not exclude others.

I will ask the question thou I actually don’t want the answer.

They seem to be in competition with each other as to who can do the least.

It was my intention to do so, why it didn’t happen, can’t say.

Don’t ask for permission to act, just act.

When you’re driving down a three lane highway with a speed limit of 65 mph and you’re traveling in the far left lane doing 55 mph, why then are you getting upset when people come up your ass?  What you should be looking at in the rearview mirror is yourself.

On reviewing a historical figure, we need to keep in mind the times they lived in and how that our norms would have gotten you laughed at, if not worst if presented back then.

You can’t oppress a people and then lol yourself in believing they will always except their place in life as second class citizens and that they will never try to change that.

They’re always contemplating life, they’re just never doing anything with it.

I don’t travel in their circles.  I’m not even close to orbiting it.

Often when something is discredited, it’s discredited, it’s not being suppressed.

They’re used to believing they’re the smartest person in the room, even if it’s only in their head.

Why is it we’re acceptable, but only until we’re no longer needed? A Cabin In The Woods perhaps.

You can always find a group that’s saying what you want to hear on the internet, but, in the end they’re like all the rest and they’re going to do other than stated and never give a second thought to their “promises” once in power.

Screaming at me is not going to change your reality and I lack the ability to make time move faster.

That’s the standard answer of an employer who wants to retaliate against an employee whose always been a good and reliable worker but chose to go against management’s desires once.

I don’t have a side hustle, I barely have a hustle.

They’re easy to neglect and easier to ignore since they make no demands on anyone.

It doesn’t matter how much prep you’ve done if you’re at the epicenter.

So your goal is to bury me with stupid information that you don’t even truly understand and think it proves your right?

We’re all survivors, until we die.

All signs point in the direction that you’re an idiot and that you don’t understand the signs, but think you do.

I understand that the situation is complex and unpredictable.  With you trying to come to grips with it and needing to accept an over simplification to comfort you in your state of confusion/stress in the hopes of feeling some sort of control over the uncontrollable.  In the end, the situation doesn’t care and will continue to wreak havoc on your delusions.

Post #3475

I don’t need your number, because “I got” your number.

Don’t question my methods, let them flow. 

We go by the reality on the ground, not the fantasies in your head.

Sometimes numbers are just numbers, no hidden meanings, no symbolism, just plain numbers.

Humanity knows no wrath worse than the fury of the ignorant.

Small minded, bIG man.

They don’t lie, they just omit parts of the truth to fit their narrative.

You’re right, you’re shit doesn’t stink, it actually reeks.

I could take a wild guess or perhaps a shot in the dark, but why?

No questions, just statements.

As the old saying goes, “garbage in, garbage out”, so if you give us the wrong information, we will then put it in and then send it out, but then we’re the ones that are wrong?

I may know who you “are”, but in the end, do I really care.  That’s why I want a Cabin In The Woods.

I might forgive, I won’t forget.

They’re a good person who makes bad decisions.

We’re not all good, we’re not all bad, for there is space in between.

Nothing is set in stone, everything evolves.

At the other end of the phrase, “everybody knows”, actually means no one can prove it. 

What a bubble of denial it is you live in. 

People don’t want you to be the benevolent grandfather type.  Mostly, they’d rather do for themselves. 

I am more than capable of working with a team.  So create a team that’s worth working with and a leader worth working under and I’m all in.

If you don’t express a sense of urgency, then why would I?

What is a hissing nipples and do I have it?

To lump a group of people together and disregard the individuality’s in that group is poor form.

Can we focus on fixing real problems, instead of the bullshit ones you’re coming up with. 

When I decide to tell you everything I know, it’s for certain we won’t be here for long.

Post #3450

I’ve been a great success at nothing.

A Cannibals Guide To Preparing Vegetarians.

You don’t like people whose opinions diverge from yours.

They believe all their ideas are great and won’t stand for it when someone points out they’re not.

Stop trying to remake the world in your image, you will fail.