We need whatever we can make up to get us to the truth.

Oh, that’s a surprise that I didn’t care whether it was coming or not?

You can’t comprehend why people don’t except your legitimacy?  Granted your legitimacy is based on your fantasies in your head.  That should be enough for everyone else to except it, for it works for you.

Common courtesy, a tough concept for some people.

It’s amazing how you can get use to low grade pain in the background of your life and not even realize it until it’s just gone one day.

While lying in my hospital bed with my eyes closed, I saw a fuzzy redness?

I’ll usually help others, but for you I’m willing to make an exception and then go to my Cabin In The Woods.

Don’t copy what we’re doing here, for we’re untrained idiots.

Post #2625

I was in the hospital recently with my very inconsiderate roommate.  They got all upset when the hospital shut off the TV at midnight so the rest of us could get some sleep and end their mindlessly watching hour after hour after hour of Family Feud.  I wish to thank the hospital for doing that. 

Though please let your staff know that’s a thing, so the aide on duty doesn’t s spend the next 45 minutes trying to figure out why it stopped working and even paging someone in the TV department to call them.  At first I didn’t understand why another aide gave me ear plugs, it soon became apparent.

When ones young, they’re allowed to be stupid to a point and we can move past it.  But…  we’re allowed to hold you responsible for your stupidity if you go too far and then try to deny it.

With all the people I worked with in the mid 80’s, at summer camps, I wonder, how many are still around?  Have they taken various paths of success or failure?  It would be interesting to find out where they ended up in life.

Selective reality is just another form of denial.

Don’t blame other groups for your bad decisions in life.  It’s not their fault that they were able to succeed where you failed.  You want to know where that blame lies, look in the mirror.

I can accept you for who you are, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.

I know I need other people in my life, problem is I don’t want them here.

I have just completed a long and fruitless career.

They are for themselves and the rest of are of us are just distractions they put up with.  That’s why I want a Cabin In The Woods.

They’re allowed to express their opinion, but after some careful consideration, you’re not.

When you clearly don’t care, do expect me to reciprocate that same feeling towards you.

You can go, but you can never come back to what was.

You’re embarrassed by the situation you find yourself in.  I’m not concerned with that at all, so let’s get it resolved.

Cause of death, termination of life.

Your attempts to hide your activity are not very imaginative, but neither were the people observing you, so it worked.

I’m as normal as normal can’t be. 

You know you call a place too often when you look forward to their hold music.

If you’re in a heated argument with someone, the next point you make should never be to shoot them dead.  Really poor arguing skills that is.

They think the world should go their way, the world begs to differ.

I’m correct enough to know I’m right.

Don’t decry a whole ethnic group based on the actions of one of its members.

As a great man once said, “I will be in my house with the bathroom door open, while peeing, if I want to!”

They wrote a 100 page report explaining their position and yet it doesn’t say anything.

Am I the person I think I am?

I’m not smarter than you, just better educated.

Post #2600

Someone just thanked me for my expertise, little do they know.

I knew what was coming, I just didn’t care at that moment.

You’re only as crazy as you think I am.

We’ll have plenty of food until it runs out at my Cabin In The Woods.

Since you didn’t listen to what was being told to you, you ripped everything apart when there wasn’t any need to disturb any of it.

They don’t want the emergency item where we can easily get access to.  Rather they’d have you search for it in the time of crisis.

I miss my rubber ducky, it was the one.

I don’t know what to do, my house is infested with humans!

I clearly stated when you picked up the phone what I’m looking for and your response is, “what can I do for you?”  What you can do for me is open your ears, pay attention to what’s being said to you so you don’t come across as incompetent.

It’s cool until it becomes uncool, for interpretation always changes.

The one thing I know for certain is that I don’t know everything.

They are not blatantly corrupt like the other, since they hide it much better than the other one.  Who honestly, isn’t very good at it.

You’re looking at it from the perspective of the baggage you brought to the discussion.

I don’t want a competition of one, I want a competition of none at my Cabin In The Woods as soon as possible. 

It’s hard to re-create something once it’s gone.

Someone said they couldn’t find a common thread to any of my writings, well yeah, I broke that.

Denial is like sticking your head in a pile of shit, no matter how much you deny it, it’s still going to stink.

The less you have, the less you have to worry about, hopefully.

It’s back by no popular demand.

If someone is arguing with you and their choice of rebuttal is screaming at you, “you shut up”, then you have already won.

I could mow the lawn, but I believe the weeds have such great potential.

It’s easy to say you’d never work for them, when in fact they never asked you to.

I just don’t have the energy I once didn’t have.

You shouldn’t be making a statement as to who you think you are by your driveway design.  It’s a driveway and you park your cars there, where they leak various fluids.  Is that really the message you want to send?

I’m quite sure I know that I don’t know what you know.

Post# 2575

I was once asked how I could live like this?  My answer was, how is it you can’t?

Reality operates at its own pace, not yours.

Your actions are driving me crazy and we both know I need no help in that regard, so please dial it back or I’ll have to retreat to my Cabin In the Woods.

Just because you have reached the height of your profession, doesn’t mean the rest of us don’t have a clue.  Rather it means we have a different perspective on the world.

I’m not a writer, rather I’m a mincer of words.

My stuff is in order, it’s purposely in that order, in order to annoy you.

If you have always desired to have someone hung up on you, then please call me anytime and I’ll gladly hang up on you.

If a committee of one makes all the decisions, does that make them a democracy?

You persecute people for their ancestry, that their no even aware of, but, do you even know yours?

Just because it’s wrong, doesn’t mean it isn’t something that has to happen.

They have an overabundance of ego and an under abundance of smarts. 

When a politician says they’re there for you, don’t buy into it, for in order for someone to get into politics, they’re there for their own self-gratification, you’re just a tool.

I know it’s a mess back there, but if I don’t see it, I can easily ignore it.

I expect nothing, so then there’s no disappointment.

It’s just like riding a bike, except I’m prone to fall off those too.

Two wrongs don’t make it right, two rights don’t make it wrong.  But what if you put a wrong and right together, then what do you get?  Hopefully a Cabin In The Woods.

If you never get up to start, then you can always fail to achieve.

I’m not an animal, I’m just a pig!

Some people think they’re geniuses and get all pissed off when they run into an actual one. 

To some things it’s irrelevant as to what you think and believe you are.  They make no distinction and to them you’re just a host. 

They feel the need to sing, but no one feels the need to listen.

Sure, ask for what you want. 

You’re always trying to play the system, but the system always plays you instead.  Let’s take a  step back and think about that for a while.

It sucks to be brushed aside as irrelevant, it sucks even more when it happens constantly.  

A conspiracy theory a.k.a., no basis in fact or reality. 

It’s not a mystery if no one cares and/or no one is looking for it. 

I’m sure you’ll find something wrong, because you have your heart set on doing so.

Are you criticizing me because I’ve done something with my life?  While your major accomplishment with yours is criticizing others.

You still have much to offer the world beyond what you already have, it’s just too bad no one’s listening to you from your Cabin In The Woods.

It’s so simple, that it’s simply confusing. 

You may ask and I may answer, not!

“We The People” means different things to different people, so please take that into consideration.

You don’t need to see when you fall, there’s time enough when you get up.

There’s been too much water under the bridge to go back to the beginning.

This is the purified water of our secret society.  Partake of it and you shall be, what that is we don’t know, since it’s a secret.

They are just another talking head who’s compulsive need to state their opinion over rides any common sense or fact checking.

You’re attacking them and yet you get upset when they dare to defend themselves from their Cabin In The Woods.

They listen, the others just criticize.

Can you find me, I seem to have misplaced myself.

If it’s built on false pretenses, then false results are what you’ll get.

If you feel the need to lie about what you’ve done, at least try and keep your story straight, or it will bite you in the a$$.

Secrets best hidden, are best kept.