Hurricane

My neighbors daughter is having their second child and since they already had a “baby shower” for the first one, they gave them a “baby sprinkle” for the second one.  So if they have a third child, will that be a “baby drip”?  A fourth child a “baby drought”, you see where I’m going with this?

Sugar Rush

Back in the 1970’s when I was in my early teens, I found a $20 bill.  So of course I went out and bought a shit load of candy and being I never had access to that much candy before without parental supervision, I soon found out that you can only eat so much candy before you get sick.  Mints taste so much better going down than coming up.