I don’t want someone who has to figure it out, I want someone who already knows.
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No One
“Don’t you know who I am!”, the statement of assholes.
Location Please
Musing #829
I declare that I don’t care!
Stupid Idea
That’s a spectacular way to demotivate your employees.
So Next Week?
So I replaced my iPhone 7 with an iPhone 14, so does that mean that I can’t get a new phone until they come out with the iPhone 28?
All Aspects
If you just focus on just one event in a person’s life and disregard everything else, you’re just being an asshole.
Musing #828
It’s a community of no one, with everyone there.
Is It Really?
It’s easy to deny reality as a hoax when you’re never exposed to it or been forced to deal with the reality of the situation.
Many Gifts
With great intellect can also come great arrogance and stupidity.
MRSA
Sucks! I’ve seen plenty of gross things in my life that didn’t faze me, but, when it was attached to my body, there was nausea involved.
Musing #827
I saw it, I didn’t believe it, I should have.
Without A Clue, Press Forward
Damm, you’re determined in your ignorance.
Arcane
If you feel the need to point out your superiority to others, then your superiority doesn’t really exist now does it?
Put Off
I should have done that yesterday, but then there were a lot of things I should have done yesterday and if I had the day to do over, they probably still wouldn’t get done.
Musing #826
Trying and failing to look cool.
It Is
Just because it’s official, doesn’t exempt it from being stupid.
I Can’t Cope With You
I have my coping mechanisms in place, but they feel they’re wrong because it doesn’t fit their idea of how I should be coping. Just because it works for you doesn’t mean it’s suitable for me.
Evolved
That’s the person I was, not the person I’ve become.
Musing #825
The level hasn’t been invented yet as to how little I care.
Post #3425
Live Eighth Year
My blog is still here, is it a haven in a crazy world? Nope, it just is, like me. Our visitor numbers have remained steady with visits from Ashburn & China. So in the world of the Would Be Hermit, all continues on its proper course of being directionless. That being said, why are we still doing this blog?
It’s Needed
Sometimes you do it because it’s the right thing to do, not because you ever expect a thank you from those who will benefit from your actions.
Not Sesmic
Truth
It’s amazing how you don’t have to make shit up once something actually happens.
Musing #824
I’ll never say good bye, if I’d never said hello.
Effort(less)
You think something like this just happens, it takes a lot of long term neglect to get to this point.
Self-First
We should have known their specimen was here from its glow. Sorry we didn’t know you’re the most important person on the planet. So we didn’t move your testing to the front of the line ahead of everybody else, but, then again, you’re not.
It Cracked
You’re so busy pointing out everyone else’s faults that you haven’t ever taken a look in the mirror.
Musing #823
Diarrhea flows down the leg and you’re the foot.
Troll:
A person who thinks everybody should know that their opinion matters on any number of subjects when it really doesn’t. For it’s usually negative in context that no one asked to hear but their gonna put it out there anyway.
An End
Someday I want to read the story about the last celibate priest, it will either be a story about glory or horror.
First
It’s tough to be right when everybody wants to believe you’re wrong.
Musing #822
They’re not the first cocky SOB to get it wrong, nor will they be the last.
Not Mindless
You got the panel of judges you wanted. You thought they would do whatever you ordered, but, you didn’t count on them having minds of their own. So now you have decided to ignore their decisions.
Make Good
Don’t grieve what you lost indefinitely, focus on what you can create in its aftermath.
Solo
I really don’t travel in any particular circle, occasionally I get pulled back into somebody’s circle, but in the end, I’m off on my own again.
Musing #821
When you ask somebody if they’re an expert and they say, “I kinda am”, they’re kinda not.
Say, Huh?
What we lack in sheer ability we make up in immense stupidity.
Inches Off The Ground
In terms of that person being smarter than you, you don’t place the bar very high.
In There Somewhere
On some level I understand, but on another level I really don’t care.
Musing #820
I’m not trying to solve the world’s problems, I just trying to help.
Going For It
I really fucked up, so what can I possibly do to make it worst for myself?
Please Try
For those who say, “that’s impossible”, my answer is “why?”
Logical Holie
They see it as logical and sound, I see holes in it, who’s right?
Musing #819
Don’t let your ignorance be all we remember of you.
Post #4400
dIScHANTED
They will do the job, until they won’t.
Pile Of
I’m not able to tell what it was, but I’m certain of what it’s not.
Ugh
I’m doing sweating with the oldies today, in that I’m old and I’m sweating.
Musing #818
If the information has been lost to the ages, then why do we know about it?
Simplicity
professional Student
They’re well educated and qualified for nothing.
Can’t
I know you can’t block them on your phone, because it makes you feel guilty when you realize you actually care.
Musing #817
What was thought of once will be thought of again.
What?
They say I’m living proof, of what exactly, I don’t know.
Chill
If you call someone and start to spew out information when they answer, don’t expect them to get it all, for you’re being a dick.
Come Home
Over there, over there, way over there, and not way over here.
Musing #816
Is the end only the beginning?
Top Of
I am a nobody and I expect all the honors and privileges that come with this rank!
No Static
Please listen to what I’m actually saying, not what you think I’m saying.
If You Actually Listened
It’s fun to listen to them spew their nonsense and hearing the conviction in their voices that they are the only correct ones.
Musing #815
Nothing is an absolute, except maybe you, for your always an ass.
Teflon
I’m sure someone told me this information before, but it didn’t stick, so I don’t remember.
Pick & Choose
You can take the most benign statement out of context and make it sound evil.
Somewhere In There
They’re not smart, they’re not quite stupid, they’re somewhere in between those two points.
Musing #814
The Musings that I write are often influenced by outside factors.
For Sure
With great difficulty, I try to be true to myself.
Time Alinement
I can manage my time just fine, when I want to.
Ph.dum
The problem with conspiracy theories about the government is they’re giving the government way more credit for smarts than they actually deserve.
Musing #813
I’m an over achiever, in that I’m over achieving.
Decimal Point Moved
I paid a $3.40 bill online the other day. When I checked the next day, I actually authorized $340.00, shit!
Post #3375
Didn’t Achieve Flight
Doesn’t Need Oil
People complain that a person is “stuck in their ways”. Ever consider that’s how they get things done? Or is it they just prefer not to use your ways?
Musing #812
At my age I just assume that everyone I have ever known is dead, unless I hear otherwise.
Twisting In The Wind
You were the tool, they used you for what they wanted then discarded you when done, leaving you alone to face the consequences.
Inconceivable
How can they teach something that they don’t wholly understand themselves?
Peaked
You make stupid people look like geniuses, that’s quite an accomplishment.
Musing #811
You don’t want to hear the answer so you try to change it.
Get Over Yourself
Thing is, I don’t care if you wanna do your job or not for I have dealt with many an egotistical doctor like you and your lectures fall on deaf ears.
Completed
I get these thoughts rattling around in my head that are distracting and I find putting them down in this blog helps me move forward.
Take Down
They’re frantically devoted to this person like their some sort of god, but if they were to take a step back and really look, they would realize their human like us and with many flaws.
Musing #810
Sorry I’m not always wrong, mostly, but not always.
Tick Clunk
I’m like a broken clock, I’m right twice a day, but for the rest of the time, well…
No Asteroid Yet
I was told by an “expert” that this place is a dinosaur and wouldn’t last much longer, you would be amazed on how long a dinosaur can continue to stager on. That was five years ago.
Sideways
Musing #809
I hate when round things roll away.
Next
Whatever? Call me when there’s an actual problem.
Looking For The Truth
One side says all targets were hit, the other say that no targets were hit, well, the truth is somewhere in the middle.
Closed Mind
Your belief system will lump one group under one specific heading and disregard individualities in it, all for the convenience of your narrative, thus making it easier to hate and discriminate.
Musing #808
I forgot that I didn’t forget.
All Gone
I could always find someone to talk to there until I couldn’t.
Candle
I don’t like to sit in the darkness, for in darkness without light, there is no hope.
Forward Ho
They chose to ignore reality and reality chose to keep on marching forward, right over them.
Musing #807
What’s it like to have an even birthday in an odd year?
Nope
They get it all right, but not for the reasons you believe.
I Asked Chatgpt Another Question
Question: What is The Musings Of A Would Be Hermit trying to say?
Answer: The Musings Of A Would Be Hermit is a blog written by a person who is exploring the concept of living a solitary life as a hermit. The blog is a reflection of the author’s thoughts and feelings about this lifestyle, as well as musings about life in general. The author also provides tips and advice for those considering a similar lifestyle.
Post #2350
Oopsie
They often don’t do things by accident, ever thou they say they do. Now, getting them to admit that is a whole different conversation.
Musing #806
It’s A Miracle
They do worse than nothing, for if they actually did something, that would be a huge achievement.
Not Trying
You’re running on excuses, not solutions.
Why Bother
It was a typical official Q&A, they had all the answers before a single question was ever asked. So despite what may be asked, they still gave out their predetermine answers regardless.





