For those who say, “that’s impossible”, my answer is “why?” 

They see it as logical and sound, I see holes in it, who’s right?

Don’t let your ignorance be all we remember of you.

Post #4400

They will do the job, until they won’t.

I’m not able to tell what it was, but I’m certain of what it’s not.

I’m doing sweating with the oldies today, in that I’m old and I’m sweating.

If the information has been lost to the ages, then why do we know about it? 

Sometimes one word is better that 20 words when expressing an opinion.  Something to consider at my Cabin In The Woods.

They’re well educated and qualified for nothing.

I know you can’t block them on your phone, because it makes you feel guilty when you realize you actually care.

What was thought of once will be thought of again.

They say I’m living proof, of what exactly, I don’t know.

If you call someone and start to spew out information when they answer, don’t expect them to get it all, for you’re being a dick.

Over there, over there, way over there, and not way over here.

Is the end only the beginning?

I am a nobody and I expect all the honors and privileges that come with this rank!

Please listen to what I’m actually saying, not what you think I’m saying.

It’s fun to listen to them spew their nonsense and hearing the conviction in their voices that they are the only correct ones. 

Nothing is an absolute, except maybe you, for your always an ass. 

I’m sure someone told me this information before, but it didn’t stick, so I don’t remember.

You can take the most benign statement out of context and make it sound evil.

They’re not smart, they’re not quite stupid, they’re somewhere in between those two points.

The Musings that I write are often influenced by outside factors.

With great difficulty, I try to be true to myself.

I can manage my time just fine, when I want to.

The problem with conspiracy theories about the government is they’re giving the government way more credit for smarts than they actually deserve.

I’m an over achiever, in that I’m over achieving.

I paid a $3.40 bill online the other day.  When I checked the next day, I actually authorized $340.00, shit!

Post #3375

They say I came flying through in my car, that’s not correct, my tires never once left the ground on my way to my Cabin In The Woods.

People complain that a person is “stuck in their ways”.  Ever consider that’s how they get things done?  Or is it they just prefer not to use your ways?

At my age I just assume that everyone I have ever known is dead, unless I hear otherwise.

You were the tool, they used you for what they wanted then discarded you when done, leaving you alone to face the consequences.

How can they teach something that they don’t wholly understand themselves?

You make stupid people look like geniuses, that’s quite an accomplishment.

You don’t want to hear the answer so you try to change it.

Thing is, I don’t care if you wanna do your job or not for I have dealt with many an egotistical doctor like you and your lectures fall on deaf ears. 

I get these thoughts rattling around in my head that are distracting and I find putting them down in this blog helps me move forward.

They’re frantically devoted to this person like their some sort of god, but if they were to take a step back and really look, they would realize their human like us and with many flaws.

Sorry I’m not always wrong, mostly, but not always.

I’m like a broken clock, I’m right twice a day, but for the rest of the time, well…

I was told by an “expert” that this place is a dinosaur and wouldn’t last much longer, you would be amazed on how long a dinosaur can continue to stager on.  That was five years ago. 

People say that a person has right wing leanings, left wing leanings, conservative leanings, Christian leaning, crazy leanings, me, I just have my own leanings, towards my Cabin In The Woods.

I hate when round things roll away.

Whatever?  Call me when there’s an actual problem.

One side says all targets were hit, the other say that no targets were hit, well, the truth is somewhere in the middle.

Your belief system will lump one group under one specific heading and disregard individualities in it, all for the convenience of your narrative, thus making it easier to hate and discriminate. 

I forgot that I didn’t forget.

I could always find someone to talk to there until I couldn’t.

I don’t like to sit in the darkness, for in darkness without light, there is no hope.

They chose to ignore reality and reality chose to keep on marching forward, right over them. 

What’s it like to have an even birthday in an odd year?

They get it all right, but not for the reasons you believe.

Question:  What is The Musings Of A Would Be Hermit trying to say?

Answer:  The Musings Of A Would Be Hermit is a blog written by a person who is exploring the concept of living a solitary life as a hermit. The blog is a reflection of the author’s thoughts and feelings about this lifestyle, as well as musings about life in general. The author also provides tips and advice for those considering a similar lifestyle.

Post #2350

They often don’t do things by accident, ever thou they say they do.  Now, getting them to admit that is a whole different conversation.

I’m not on anybody’s radar and I plan on keeping it that way at my Cabin In The Woods. 

They do worse than nothing, for if they actually did something, that would be a huge achievement.

You’re running on excuses, not solutions.

It was a typical official Q&A, they had all the answers before a single question was ever asked.  So despite what may be asked, they still gave out their predetermine answers regardless.

This one day isn’t going to define the many to come.

I have no idea why people do what they do, not that I’m looking to create an understanding, I don’t need a headache.

If your decisions aren’t based on reason and logic, but rather emotions and feelings, then you should not be in a position to judge.

At my job, when I call on a critical result, one of the things I’m required to get is the job title of the person I spoke with.  Well on one call, after giving the person the results three times, I asked for their job title.  They said, communications specialist, yeah well,      I beg to differ.

It’s a fine line between a fool and a friend.

You do what you do and I’ll do what I do and hopefully the two will never meet.

You don’t have to give a shit, though, maybe someone should.

I an’t part of us, for, I an’t part of anybody.

Just because you were once, doesn’t mean you are now.

Well, if you’re looking for a problem, you’re going to find one, even if you have to make it up.

When you inherit a shit show, don’t expect it to be cleared up overnight, for shit takes time.

Can you at least think about what you’re saying, instead of blindly spewing out the bullshit you heard from others.

I don’t need anyone to take pity on me, I can do that all by myself at my Cabin In The Woods.

As I like to say, not my workflow.

It sucks to be accused of things that you never even thought of doing because someone else thought you thought of doing it.

I’m not letting your incompetence make me look stupid.  Instead I’m going to think it through before I act.

Ever feel like you’re on the back page of irrelevance?

It’s not about ego, it’s about dealing with the reality in front of you.  So if your go to is ego, then you’re gonna have a bigger problem with reality.

You may not love it, but you definitely need it, so let’s work within that reality.

You have very expensive tastes for somebody who doesn’t have any money.

Post #3325

I meant to do it, but I got distracted by the desire not to.

There’s a  tick, on the tip, of my dick.

They’re different sides of the same piece of cloth, so their more similar than different.

With all the unnecessary restrictions you’re placing on this event, it would seem you don’t want it to happen and you’re really not being subtle about it either.

The clock is ticking again, I hate ticking clocks.

My boss says to take my coworkers word as theirs, so I guess my disrespect is the same for them both.

I’m not allowed to be efficient, I’m required to take the long way to my Cabin In The Woods.

I can work with what I have, but you can only work with what you want.

Don’t be a solution looking for a problem.

It happened once in a 300 day span, that does not qualify it as a pattern.

Why are you so surprised that it failed when you set it up to do so.

The good ones die young, while I’m still here.

Don’t think, it’ll only get you in trouble.

You have set it up so I have begun to second-guess all my decisions.  If that was your goal, success, if not, moronic. 

There’s a sucker for every lollipop and you have a bunch of unique suckers.

I used to know this “mAn” who even though he was married thought he was free to do as he pleased with other women.  He hit on one of my friends and she told me that his opening line was, “I’ve had a vasectomy, so I can’t get you pregnant”, what a turn on, not.  He didn’t say anything about not giving her STD’s though.  Generally it helps to have some sort of actual attraction and not trying to promote that because you got your junk fixed it will be a great opening line to increase your opportunities to get laid? 

What’s it like to live in an idiot centric universe?

They’re nice to people they feel they need or can use and just miserable to the rest of us.

All I’m guilty of is poor judgement and I know we can all say that.

There is strength in unity, but with unity there needs to be diversity.

It did and it didn’t, so… 

When they’re here I want to be left alone and when they’re gone I want them here at my Cabin In The Woods.