I never claimed that I know everything, just some of it.

I don’t care what your theory is.  I have just postulated my own.

I like to give everybody an equal amount of indifference.

Once freedom of speech is taken away, all you have left is a dictatorship.  For if the only freedom of speech is that of what doesn’t offend the ones in power, then I want to go to my Cabin In The Woods.

My wife asked me if there were any small things that she does that drive me crazy, I responded nope.  Just the big things.

I went to use the calculator on my phone and I couldn’t find the phone when I realized it was in front of me and I was watching a video.  It was time for a nap. 

Remember when it snows, it’s not actually raining.

Sorry I wasn’t there.  I was out saving the world from nothing in particular.

If you believe everything you do will work flawlessly, you’re delusional.

They’re an Apex predator until someone smarter and cuter comes along.

With some people, just good enough is all you’re going to get.

If you’re out delivering DoorDash at midnight on a Sunday, in the rain, in your fancy car, something’s not right with your finances.

For you it’s all about your presentation to the world.  For your greatest fear is people seeing behind your mask and finding out who you really are.

I remember one outing as a Boy Scout where we were practicing our lashings.  They gave everybody a six foot pole and we then proceeded to spend the rest of the afternoon sneaking up on fellow scouts and from behind stick the pole between their legs and another scout in front of the person would grab it and then we would proceed to lift it up forcefully.  How did we ever have any kids later in life?

You’re so convinced of their rightness that you can’t see their wrongness.

If they deny one group their rights, it’s only a matter of time before they deny everybody else’s.

A government for the politicians by the politicians.

You were never their intended audience, so why should they care what you think of what they say?

To my untrained ears, they all sound the same.

Just because you don’t get it, doesn’t mean the others are wrong.

You only want to pin their mistakes on them and ignore all the positives they’ve done. 

Doing something two years in a row does tradition not make.

They once had it all and even though they don’t have it now, they still have things left over from when they did.

I got here by what I know, not who I know.

Post #3700

There’s nothing new coming out of their mouth.  They’re just rehashing what has been said by others in the past and their followers think they’re a genius with new ideas.

You have already stated you will never use my employer again and yet for some reason you think I’m going to sit here and listen to you ramble on about why you’re never going to partake in our services again, nope.  I’m just going to disconnect the call and get on with my day and go to my Cabin In The Woods.

In a world of, “you can’t get that”, what is it you really want?

Nothing new, plenty old.

Don’t assume we know all that you know and don’t get upset when we don’t know it.

It’s easy to degrade someone.  It’s much harder to look them in the face and explain your comments.

People complaining about those they consider woke because they think they’re trying to push their ideas and beliefs on them.  But, aren’t these same complainers trying to do the exact same thing?

I know how to communicate with others, it’s anyway I choose.

If you’re in a cult, you’ve given up your freedom to think and do for yourself.  Instead you wait on your leader to tell how you should to think and what you can do for them.

Should I go to a place where no one knows me or stay where hardly anybody knows me?

I’m not asking you what you think I should do, rather, I’m telling you what it is I’m going to do.

Your stupidity is as amazing as your strong convictions in your ignorance.

Just declaring something as dead doesn’t necessarily make it so.

When it came time to help another human being, they chose profit over people.

Why should I focus on something that I can’t control or change?  It’ll just cause me unnecessary stress that I don’t need. 

As usual, I have big dreams and little means.

If you think countries are locked in with a certain ethnic group, then you really haven’t thought of the realities of countries.

Have you ever met someone from an ethnic group you despise?  No, perhaps you should?  But then you wouldn’t want to put a human face to your stereotype, it would ruin all your misconceptions about them after all.

They are very convincing in their arguments, but they’re still very wrong in their opinions.

How can you claim the unclaimable as yours?

They blame everyone else for their problems and if you have the same belief system, then they’re the person you should blindly follow.

It’s not their fault that you’re unremarkable and don’t blame them when they just can’t remember who you think you are.

There is forgiveness and then there is forgiveness, which one do you qualify for?

Don’t run into trouble, just walk.

You’ve been the poster child for saying stupid baseless things, that’s why they don’t pay attention to you.

Post #3675

I’m at that point in my life that I know I’m never gonna get my dream job, like ruler of the world, but, then I never figured out what that dream job would be anyhow.  That’s why I want a Cabin In The Woods.

You’re getting the same information I’m getting and I’m not certain why you think I have so much more info than you do.

Life already bothers me, so why are you?

If they’re not concerned about it, then why are you?  They sleep just fine at night, while you toss and turn. 

During the times of the candle, things were flickering.  During the times of the LED, things were bright.  What will the next time bring?

Please be more like them and less like yourself, they’re easier to deal with.

They’re not asking for anything, but I’m giving them a lot.

They want to deny the past and live in the present, but sometimes the past creeps back into the present.

When you rush to judgement without first considering the facts, than an ass of self you’ll make.

If your standard operating procedure is to always try and find someone to blame for whatever has happen, maybe you should consider that sometimes shit just happens and there’s no one person/group to blame, no matter how much you need to assign blame.

Don’t blame the kids for the failures of their parent.

Being big, loud and aggressive doesn’t make you right, it just makes you a bully.

You don’t want the military to be involved in the selection of a countries leadership, that never ends well for the civilians.

I heard a weatherman say today that when it rains, it’s going to pour.  But they forgot to say the old man is going to snore.

Everything could get worse, at least until you die.

While I will listen to what you have to say, I won’t guarantee I’ll take any action.

Whether you’re a conservative, liberal or whatever, please steer away from crazy.

9 out of 10 times nothing will happen, but when the 10^th time sneaks up on you, watch out.

I’m not stupid, I’m not brilliant, I am…

You’re what they’re talking about and because you don’t understand it, you don’t realize it.

They’re not an acting supervisor.  They’re just acting like one.

I’ll avoid being the queen bee, been there, done that, being a worker bee is much  better.

Sometimes your reality can make you a living.

There’s a lot of wiggle room, but not quite enough.

Don’t characterize one group or another as all being dumb, there is plenty of dumbness to go around in every group as you are currently proving.

Post #3650

It’s what I do, so, I might as well and try to be good at it.

Can rainbows come before the sun?

Anyone can say they can do it, but will they do it well enough to be of use?  I can say I can fix the toilet, but it may take me days to do so, is that helpful?

Happy birthday to me, I smell like pee, I look like a moron and I act like one too. 

I got my new glasses today, so now I can clearly see that nothing is working.

When your own words convict you, you have said too much. 

I once knew this person who knew that their employer was planning to do layoffs and they stated they didn’t have to worry since what they did for their employer no one else did and they were indispensable.  Two weeks later they found out they were dispensable.

Something is said as a fact, but the real question is, what is the source of this fact, is it reliable or is it just some more bullshit spun to fit a narrative.  Please don’t expect me to just take your word for it.

Really, you’re still focused on that?  Well, that’s a huge waste of time.

The person is adjusted, but I’ll never use the word well. 

My employer keeps harping on us to work as a team every chance they get, however from their vibe, we’re not a team, rather, a group of individuals going our own way.

I can do anything I put my mind too, now whether I’m any good at it is a whole different discussion.  Let’s discuss that at my Cabin In The Woods.

Can you please just stop making shit up when things don’t go your way.

They like a sense of community, I like to just be left the fuck alone.

One off to retirement, one to go.

My blog is still here, but am I?  Nope, I’m just an avatar.  We reduced the publishing to three days a week recently since we were running out of things to say, but that has improved as of late.  So in the world of the Would Be Hermit, what the fuck is happening!  That being said, we’re still doing this blog, perhaps it’s our shelter from the storm?

I’m slowly creating a new normal since the old normal is gone.

When you preach the use of violence, you shouldn’t be surprised when violence comes to pay you a visit.

I had to awaken some long dormant brain cells today and yeah, it hurt.

I’m occupying it right now, so it’s mine, tomorrow you may occupy it, so then it’ll be yours and that’s how it goes.

Perhaps to a country, but, never to an individual.

It’s nice to think about what was, but, it’s better to focus on what is.

I can be useless anytime, no problem.

If a bad thing only happens once, it could be written off as, shit happens, but when it keeps recurring, now we have a problem Houston.

It was their dream and no one else’s so it shouldn’t be a surprise when no one else chose to join them.

Post #3625

I keep misspelling the word complte, what kind of brain fart is this?  I keep abbreviating the word, I shouldn’t.