It’s much easier to be on the outside criticizing than on the inside doing.
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Musing #945
I don’t hate you, I despise you.
Truth Is
While you don’t particularly like your child, you will always love them, despite them being dicks sometimes.
Pleaze
If I had gotten my way, Tennessee would’ve never ended and I still have my boys with me!
Wait
Just because you have the right to do it, doesn’t mean it’s actually a good idea.
Musing #944
I know what’s wrong with me, so what’s wrong with you?
Rewind
Was on vacation and then it was suddenly Saturday and that sucked.
Cause
I don’t want to go to a first Baptist church, I want to go to a last Baptist church.
Look Around
Just because you say it, doesn’t make it so, especially when there’s proof to the contrary.
Musing #943
You’re charging a premium price for a piece of crap and you’re surprised?
Diverse
The reason you’re unhappy is because you believe things should only be one way and when they’re not, you lash out.
Logic Less
There was a perfectly logical explanation for what was going on, unfortunately, the group it was being explained to was operating on an emotional level, thus forcing the officials to hide out at my Cabin In The Woods.
Maybe It Is
If I don’t know about it, then, it can’t be that important.
Musing #942
You know when I figured out that they know more than I do, it was not really surprising.
Bend Over
A no hidden fee credit card is special because they show you up front how they’re gonna screw you.
Where?
A point of calm in a world of destruction.
Not Helpful
I had a dream, then I unfortunately woke up.
Musing #941
The day I think I know it all is the day I should leave.
Closed
They state there is nothing new to learn, actually no.
Thrill Of Victory
You did nothing to secure your victory because you didn’t plan beyond that. Since victory was all that was important, not the aftermath.
Huh What?
Could you possibly make less decisions, even slower?
Musing #940
If I wake before I die, that wouldn’t be unusual.
What Isn’t
There’s no sense bitching about it. It is what it is and complaining an’t gonna change any of it.
Be True To You
If you feel the need to prove to others your competence, you need to work on self-confidence, for you only have to prove it to yourself and no one else.
Post #3900
Let It Slide
Musing #939
Shortsighted people don’t get long term consequences.
Repeat And Rinse
Someone who fails to grow is someone who keeps making stupid decisions and then being surprised by the outcome. Then they turn around and do it again.
Already Did
I’ve been searching for purpose/meaning in my life when one day it occurred to me that being a parent was it. I/Spouse raised 3 children who are independent and know what they want out of life and are not waiting for us to give them a handout.
Is What It Is
It’s hard to make a pile of shit smell like something other than, well, a pile of shit.
Musing #938
How to ruin your reputation, go all in on asinine ideas.
Do So
I have plenty of mean bones in me, I’m just picky as to how I use them.
Up Yours!
Some people should have their horn honking privileges revoked. They’re a little too quick on the trigger.
Not So
Your sense of reality is skewed because you actually think that if you don’t like something, it will go away, just because you say so.
Musing #937
I didn’t go on a trip, I’m just on one.
Your Void
Just because you don’t understand how an agreement works, doesn’t mean your opinion voids it.
It Falls To You
If you’re in charge, you can’t just claim all of the things that go right and then try to pin the bad things on your predecessor, you need take on both and fix what’s wrong.
No Crystal Ball
We’re all good at this moment, but then there’s a new day tomorrow, so who knows?
Musing #936
Is there such a thing as a right turn on left?
Bug Out
Go Forward
How about you stop blaming others for their lack of action and just fix it.
Apathy
When you are trying to do something positive and you keep running up against indifference, it’s hard not to arrive at that point yourself.
Musing #935
I don’t worry about the next thing until I’ve concluded the current thing.
Bug On Windshield
They didn’t even look, they just assumed and that’s a quick way to get up close and personal with the front of a car driven by someone who isn’t paying attention either.
Focless
The classic mistake is people believing in their superiority over others when in fact, it’s the other way around.
Loda
Born yesterday, was not.
Musing #934
Unfortunately some people will listen to an idiot.
Children
They want your time, not your dime. (Warren Farrell)
Such A Pleasure
Their delightfully stupid in their ignorance.
Not Any More
The term woke has lost all its original meaning, now it’s just a catch all for people to use when they hear something they don’t agree with.
Post #3875
Musing #933
Thinking about it, is not the same as actually doing it.
Thoughtless
Some people are just doers, not thinkers and in there lies the problem.
Too Much
People in positions that they don’t belong in are very annoying when you try to explain a simple request that they should know, but don’t.
Dodge
It’s a perfect example if incompetence is allowed to run wild and how it can really mucks things up.
Musing #932
Understand It
Instead of making assumptions, why don’t you actually figure out how things work?
Too Know
Don’t make judgements without the proper knowledge of what you’re actually judging.
Could Be
I live near railroad tracks, so it begs the question, do I live on the right or wrong side of the tracks?
Musing #931
Why is “love thy neighbor” often dismissed by those who profess faith?
More Than
If you have to do something twice that can easily be accomplished once, you need more than just help.
It Might Pop Can’t Have That
Many employees don’t want to venture beyond their little bubble, they’d rather bang their head against a wall instead of trying.
Not Really There
Their disconnect from reality and their photoshop delusions are amazing.
I Asked Chatgpt A Follow Up Of The Original Question
Question: What is The Musings Of A Would Be Hermit trying to say?
Back on 5/10/23 I asked Chatgpt the above question, more than two years later, I figured I’d ask it again to see if the answer has changed any? I had to add the word Blog to the question, without it, it only wanted to quote someone’s poem, not the point.
Question: What is (Blog) The Musings Of A Would Be Hermit trying to say?
Answer: The blog The Musings of a Would-Be Hermit offers a candid and often humorous reflection on the author’s desire for solitude juxtaposed with the realities of modern life. Through a series of short, witty posts, the author explores themes of isolation, societal norms, and personal introspection.
Key Themes and Messages
- Desire for Solitude: The author frequently expresses a longing for a simpler life, away from the complexities and demands of modern society. This is encapsulated in phrases like “I still want my Cabin In The Woods,” indicating a yearning for peace and solitude. wouldbehermit.com
- Critique of Modern Life: The blog often highlights the absurdities and frustrations of contemporary existence. For instance, the author comments on the overuse of the term “hand crafted” on food labels, suggesting it may unsettle germaphobes. wouldbehermit.com
- Humor and Satire: The posts are laced with dry humor and satire, using lighthearted commentary to address deeper feelings of disconnection and the challenges of modern life.
- Nostalgia and Change: There is a recurring theme of nostalgia for past traditions, such as family gatherings, and a sense of loss as these traditions fade over time. wouldbehermit.com
- Personal Reflection: The blog serves as a platform for the author to process personal thoughts and experiences, offering readers a glimpse into the internal musings of someone navigating the complexities of modern life with a desire for simplicity.
In essence, The Musings of a Would-Be Hermit is a blend of humor, critique, and personal reflection, capturing the author’s internal dialogue as they navigate the tension between a desire for solitude and the realities of modern life.
It has a lot more to say 2+ years later, it’s evolving I suppose. We shall try this again in a couple of years.
Musing #930
Sometimes a bad outcome can be a good thing.
Never
They broke it so badly that business as usual is near impossible now.
Not Much
I found some chicken in my noodle soup.
Adjustment
You’re basically a good person with the wrong attitude.
Musing #929
Why are you expressing an opinion no one asked for.
Effort
No reward without paperwork.
Move On
This place and this situation has created the need for it to be put into the rearview mirror.
Better Option
Instead of running late, perhaps you could run early?
Musing #928
I don’t need a new beginning, I need an old end.
Cause
You don’t always get to do what you wanna do, often you have to deal with the disappointment.
Gone
Next
It’s easy to be done with it, especially when I never wanted to do it to begin with.
Post #3850
Musing #927
Sure?
I caught myself walking around with my zipper down, again, isn’t that a sign of high intelligence?
Perhaps
It’s (not) funny when the majority wants to be heard.
Can’t Afford
I don’t want rich flavored chocolate, I want poor flavored chocolate.
Musing #926
I’m just full of shit today and it wants out.
66.6%
They looked at the group and said, don’t be stupid, not taking into consideration that’s pretty hard for many.
Why?
It’s not a matter of laziness as much as we just don’t care.
Confused Yet?
Say you grow up to do something remarkable and the town you grew up in wants to honor you by renaming the street you were raised on. What if your last name happens to be Street? Do they drop the original name and just call it Street Street, Street Ave or just plain Street? Something to think about.
Musing #925
They maybe woke, but you’re still an idiot.
Why?
Stay The Same
No matter how much things change, my lack of funds, is still the same.
I Refuse
I don’t want to man up, I wanna lie down.
Musing #924
There is fucking up and then there’s what they’re doing.
Wrong
I wish they’d stop trying to diagnose my medical aliments via Alexa.
Won’t Help
My wife asked me to buy a spray to take care of her pain. I advised her no matter how much of it she sprayed on me, I’m still going to be a pain.
Mediocre
It’s not considered top of the line and is barely near the line.
Musing #923
It’s easier to bullshit than to actually do it.
Whatever
False
They think they have honor, but their honor is based on the detriment of others.
Want Not
If I throw it out, it’ll all be wasted, if I attempt to make use of some of it, then only some will be wasted.
Musing #922
Saying something is everybody’s dream is a little too broad a statement.
Really?
Don’t they know who I an’t!
Wishful
I want to go to a place where no one thinks they’re important.
Grrrrr
You can’t keep poking the irrational bear and then be surprised when it lashes out, there’s no logic going on there other than self-preservation.
Musing #921
It’s called surviving and not thriving for a reason.
Post #3825
Cause
There’s always some asshole who’ll enforce stupid ideas for the feeling of importance and power.







