I have a coworker who is always late to work and always has an excuse.  If they worked most any place else they would have been fired a long time ago.  Sad part is they are only responsible for themselves, so they have no real excuse being late other than they can’t get their azz moving.  Thou it has given me an idea for a book; it’ll just list all their excuses.  I should have about 100 pages in about a month and it should be an instant best seller.