There is a website that will test you for STD’s confidentially.  On their phone system it mentions their loyal returning customers; do they get a loyalty or rewards card?  I don’t think I want to be a loyal customer of this site.  They also offer discounts for testing of couples, so the couple that tests together, stays together?  Very bazar.  Do they also give discounts if you have more than one STD?  And if you get the trifecta are the test is free?  My spouse keeps telling me to say STI instead of STD, I’ll consider it, maybe.