I asked a lady the first letter of her last name and she said “P for pig”, and I was a bit surprised by the choice of that word.  The fact is I don’t know anything about the person I was talking to on the phone and so of course I made some ass(u)mptions about her response.  Might I not wonder if this person has weight/self-esteem issues and her subconscious was slipping thru?  Or she could have just been hungry and was planning on pigging out at lunch?