Someone was calling in to set up an appointment to get their sperm tested.  They weren’t too happy to get a female on the phone so they asked to be transferred to a male representative.  Apparently women are unaware of how a male jacks off, did you know that?  Anyhow the rep they got were peppered with many an inappropriate question on how the specimen needed to be collected and with whom?  Their co-workers were well aware of the call and the discomfort they were having with it, asked them when the call was over if they were going to meet with the patient to give them a hand job, sighting it would be providing excellent customer service.  They didn’t laugh.