Tipty

One night I was sound asleep in my apartment when I was awaken by a loud bang.  When I peered out the window I could see that a car had hit the pole across the street.  Being a former EMT I went out to check on the injured.  Turns out the injured individual was snoring.  He had passed out and his car drifted into the pole.  His only injury was his front teeth, other than that he had no other injuries.  So I turned the car off and waited for EMS to arrive and then went back to bed.

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