I’m going to buy a motel and name it The Laid Inn or the The Inn & Out perhaps and rent the rooms by the hour.  To save money we’ll be using disposable sheets and mattresses covered in plastic.  We also won’t be offering blankets; customers will not need them, but they will have plenty of free tissues and paper towels.  Also for ease of cleanup, the floors and walls will be covered in tile with a drain in the middle of the room.  The ceiling will of course have mirrors.  A garden hose will also be available to help clean the room and customers.  There will also be vending machines available to provide for certain needs.

We’ll also be offering 2 minute specials where we will provide a closet with a love seat in it since it’s appropriately named where he can bend her over it.  Plus we’ll guarantee a daily black light inspection of each room, don’t want to get a rep for running a dirty establishment, we want it to be classy and elegant.