Dick Alert

I was driving in the left hand lane passing slower cars on a trip.  I was doing 60 in a 50 mph zone when I notice a car aggressively approach in my rear view mirror and settle into my tail pipe.  An instant Dick Alert went off in my head.  As I passed the last car I was about to change lanes, but apparently not fast enough for the idiot behind me.  Before I could proceed, they started to flash their high beams, bad idea.  I’m sorry, but you don’t own the road and guess what, I’m now not changing lanes.  So they had to change lanes behind me via the right lane and then cut in front of me.  After bending them to my will, only then did I change lanes.  As I said, Dick Alert!

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