My employer recently moved and this is greatly upsetting people that our mail is being forwarded.  The main hub of the USPS is literally next door and it still takes them a week to forward.  Anyhow, they demand to know why we moved.  Well it’s simple really; we did it just to inconvenience you.  That’s why we spent all that money, we don’t like you and wanted to ruin your day.  It’s not like we out grew our old space.