My youngest is always talking about how to survive a zombie apocalypse.  However after learning something about them, I advised that the zombies aren’t going to get them, they got that figured out.  Rather their going to starve to death when they are left only with canned food.  Because they lack that one critical survival skill, how to operate a manual can opener.  Try as they might, they couldn’t open any of the can food on our last camping trip.