Peefect

It was customary in my youth group to pair up the new kids on their first campout with an older child in a tent, so any concerns might be addressed. My friend was doing this in the tent next to mine when I heard them screaming in the early morning hours, “what the h*ll are you doing!” Apparently their 11 year old tent mate had woken up in the total darkness, having to go to the bathroom. Half asleep and not knowing where they were they then proceeded to pee on my sleeping friends face. A nice warm stream of fluid to be gently awaken by perhaps? I still laugh to this day when I think about it. Never saw that child again after we returned home and I don’t wonder why, some things you just can’t live down.

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