Drowsy

I was sick the other day and a little bit out of it and unfortunately I can prove it. I went to the bathroom and was sitting in the stall when it dawned on me; I was in the women’s room. First there was a sign hanging on the back of the door about cleaning up after yourself and I thought, well that’s new. Then I noticed the foot wear on the person next to me looked, well, feminine in nature (high heels) and I wasn’t in a drag queen bar (this time). It was an oh sh*t moment. I waited for about 10 minutes until I was sure I was the only one in there and then ducked out quickly. No one was the wiser, at least until I decided to post it.

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