I want both the money back I paid for my ticket and a full credit for a future flight, with the rebooking fees waved because I’m greedy and don’t have a clue. Plus I don’t want to put out effort to get any of it, just give it all to me.

Actually the reality is; you have to file a claim, fill out the paperwork and submit it for review. If it’s approved, we then give you back all the money you paid for the ticket and you are made whole again. Then the credit will just go away since you’re not entitled to it anymore. If it’s not approved; you’ll still have the credit, but the airline will still demand $200 to use it, because their even greedier than you. After all you should pay to use a credit shouldn’t you!