Had a gentlemen (I use the term loosely) call. He needed to cancel his cruise with his “girlfriend”. The reason being his “wife” got into an accident of some sort and he needed to take care of her. Well that’s nice of him, thou how’d he go about explaining it to the girlfriend? Did she take it well or cut his dick off?

He didn’t say if either woman was aware of the other. If they’re not aware, I wonder what will happen if they become aware? Also how do you explain going on a cruise without your wife, to your wife? What kind of cover story do you give to her in order to leave with your girlfriend and at what level of liar do you need to be at to convince her it’s a good idea? I’ve never had a wife and girlfriend at the same time, one woman at a time is enough for me, so I’m naïve about such matters.