9/28/15

Word of advice; if you are going to book an expensive cruise in order to impress your “girlfriend”. Then decide to buy insurance to cover it just in case. Have her pay for half of the cruise. Because; if you piss her off, and/or she decides she just wasn’t that into you after all. Then the relationship will come to a hopefully not to messy of an end. However the insurance is going to issue a credit in her name for half of the cruise cost, and the other half to you, since she is one of the named insured’s. No matter how loud you scream at the insurance company and he was screaming at me! Even though you paid for the entire cruise, half of your money will be in her name in the form of credit, just like a divorce. So you end up with no girlfriend and depending on how bad the breakup went, you may be out the credit too! I’m just saying, trying to impress a girl can be expensive in more ways than one.