9/21/15
Welcome to my “First Annual Brain Fart Day!” To start it off, I’m on the phone and in the middle of a conversation when my index finger for no apparent reason pushes the mouse button and hangs up on the call; yes it’s the fingers fault. (The cursor was hovering over the release button) Bad enough I did that once, but later in the day, I did it again? My index finger apparently didn’t want to talk to anyone. Brain Fart! Second, I turned the key to the on position in my car to start the electric so I could roll the windows up and then for some unknown reason proceeded to get out of the car and lock it and walk away, with the power still on. Later as the sun set a co-worker came up to me and said your car lights are on, it has sensors to turn the lights on when it gets dark. Brain Fart! At least on a more lucent day I had put an extra key in my wallet. Finally, on the way home, I’m sitting at a red light and the green turn arrow comes on and I go. Problem is, I wasn’t in the turn lane and my light was still red. Luckily no one else was in the intersection. Brain Fart! I’m not normally so stupid; so hopefully this will be a one day only event!
