For once, can this be about me, not you?

I think you misunderstand, most people are not my favorites, so don’t take it personal, for as the cliché says, it’s me, not you.

I trust their decision making process more than yours, because, they at least have some workable knowledge behind what their saying, while you’re just talking out of your ass. 

I’m up when I’m up, I’m down when I’m down and the trick is to adjust and try to maintain that middle ground.

I have food, I have shelter, I have loneliness, what else could a person possibly want?

My neighbors daughter is having their second child and since they already had a “baby shower” for the first one, they gave them a “baby sprinkle” for the second one.  So if they have a third child, will that be a “baby drip”?  A fourth child a “baby drought”, you see where I’m going with this?

I’ve never been able to believe in anything so blindly that I don’t think about it before I make a decision. 

I’m not looking to place blame, I’m just looking to inform.

A lot of pain, for no gain, why?

There are people who just can’t move past a concept/event, even after it’s been proven wrong.  They just get stuck there like it was quick sand.  Like me and my imaginative Cabin In The Woods.

Back in the 1970’s when I was in my early teens, I found a $20 bill.  So of course I went out and bought a shit load of candy and being I never had access to that much candy before without parental supervision, I soon found out that you can only eat so much candy before you get sick.  Mints taste so much better going down than coming up.

Just because you arrived doesn’t mean all focus automatically switches to you.  There were other things going on before you got here.

Believe me, I’m a trusted source for nothing.

If I was to describe the rest of my life in five words, they’d would be, five, four, three, two, one…

It’s a lovely place to visit, but you don’t wanna go there.

If you don’t come here, we can’t go there.

I’m really not bad, I’m just not that good.

You’re very creative in your way of thinking and it helps your delusions greatly.

The best meeting to attend is the ones that never happen.

If you overly support someone who’s in the wrong because you can never admit to yourself that you were misguided by that person and you will stubbornly hold onto that belief to the day you die, despite all the proof of the error of your ways.

Post #3150

Label them anyway that makes you happy, but you’ll still be wrong.

They wanted the benefits, but didn’t want to do the work, so they paid to get past the system and were surprised when the system came back at them for doing so.

They’re of a different school of thought, it’s not necessarily wrong, but it’s not necessarily right.

The problem with putting someone/something on a pedestal is they all eventually fall from it.

I observe life as long as I’m paying attention.

I’m like my old Pontiac minivan, the body is in good shape, but when I hit bumps, parts keep falling off as I travel to my Cabin In The Woods.

You thought that it was a certain way and in there lies the problem, you thought, but you failed to think.

I know you don’t care for me, but could you pretend just a little?

Oh my god, what are the chances that an accomplished liar would ever lie?  Slim I’d think?

It’s time for the older leadership to step aside and let new blood step up so they can creatively and actively fuck things up in new ways.

I know what’s wrong with me, so please tell me what’s wrong with you?

I’d like to say it was a good use of time and money, it wasn’t.

You have the right to express your political opinion, but, that doesn’t give you the right to deface someone’s else’s private property expressing it.

In seventh grade I occupied the last chair in the violin section and since I had little desire to practice, they kicked me out and the person above me got promoted to the last chair.

Unfortunately for them, their ambitions and ego are much more capable of delusional thinking, than their actual skill set in helping them accomplish what they think they deserve. 

The saying is, “In God We Trust”, not, “In You We Trust”.  I just thought that needed to be said.

They’ll work with whatever they got and that should be everyone’s life philosophy.

You’re free to be whatever you want to be, but, don’t expect everyone you meet to be accepting of it.

We have an image to uphold and as soon as we figure out what that is, we’ll let you know.  We’re thinking on it at our Cabin In the Woods.

Since it’s on an incline, I’m inclined to help.

Just because you wouldn’t do that, doesn’t mean they’d feel the same.

It’s not that I’m impatient, rather I have so many calls to make that I can’t stay on hold indifferently.

I can be as stupid as the next person, but that doesn’t mean I have to tolerate fellow stupids.

Post #3125

Your illogical logic is hurting my brain. 

Their like a thirsty dog, if presented with a bowl of water, they’ll lap it up without a second thought as to its contents.

You can’t self-assign authority, it has to be given by a legitimate organization and recognized by the majority, not only by you.

I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand.

I’ve settled into an uncomfortable routine, but then I like an established routine.

You know how you demand that people respect your right to make your own decisions, but then, you don’t respect their rights to make their own decisions.  Ever think about that?

You’re not in charge

You don’t know what they know.

So shut up!

Let’s take a look at the first hour at the end of the week.

They have an extensive, limited, collection.  They keep it at my Cabin In The Woods.

To blame one person for a country’s woes is pretty naïve and simplistic.  It takes many factors to screw things up, not just one.

I have never had somebody ask so many stupid questions when all the answers were right in front of them, if only they bothered to look.

It’s easier to commit suicide than it is to commit to life.

If you’re looking for nowhere, you passed it about 5 miles back.

I guess your attempt at reconciliation was a day too late and an attitude too short.

I called a Lab to report a positive HIV, the representative asked me to spell it out, phonetically?

Why should all of us suffer for your stupidity? 

A lot of stupid and tragic things have happened because people believe their point of view is the only point of view that is correct and they can’t fathom any other point of view as ever being valid.

If I didn’t have neighbors, I could care less, but being that I do, I care a little.

I’m sorry, but yes, the world did come to an end, it just wasn’t that well publicized.

You see the problem is I don’t want a paper trail, I want to be mysterious.

There’s a tool for every need, even if it was never intended for that purpose.

I can tell when someone is just spouting words of understanding, but, they actually really don’t give a shit.  Another reason for a Cabin In The Woods.

You’re being paid to do a specific job, but you think that the actual doing of said job is well, optional, guess what… so is your employment.

Wow, you really do just look for the small things and thusly miss the big picture.

Post #3100

I’m sorry (not) I’m challenging your worldview, but, your worldview is fucked up and needs to be challenged.

The goal is to have nothing that they want, but everything that you need.

I don’t want my legacy to be that I was the one who got in the way of reality.

If you can’t see what’s right in front of you, I’m sorry.

They are certainly missed, just not as much as you might think.

They’re compassionate, just not to the point of being available.

Don’t be compounding stupid with more stupid, be the rational adult in the situation.

I have many holes in my armor, however, it’s up to you to find them.

Just because you don’t know about it, doesn’t mean it isn’t a thing.

Cost is of no concern, especially if you didn’t plan to pay for it anyway.

I can do whatever is within reason, for the rest of the requests, I will think about it first. 

I an’t dead, yet, so I can work with that. 

You’ll have to fight for your actual rights, however, your sense of entitlement, that’s not a right.

It was just as much a failure of leadership as it was a failure of the followers.

Why look for people to be there when those people aren’t looking for you.

If it’s such a great idea, then why does it always fail?

There’s nobody left to do it for, but me.  So to my Cabin In The Woods!   Pronto!

I made a statement to you and your response was, “what’s your question”, which clearly indicates you weren’t listening.

We have to plan for the most likely things to happen, not the least probable.

My blog is constantly up and hiding virtually on the internet for seven years now and still it’s an illusion in the eyes mind, just as I hoped for!  I have decided to stop redacting swear words this year, why the hell not!  Our visitor numbers have not exploded, except for the Chinese, what’s up with that.  So in the existential crisis that is a Would Be Hermit, all continues on its proper course, meaning, less visits.  That being said, so why again do I have this blog?

I am not so stupid as you seem to be.

Life is precious, that being said, there’s nothing to do for a person once their dead, except to mourn and continue to live your life now that theirs has ended and not opt out of the rest of yours.

You’re the only one right and everybody else is wrong, that’s so convenient to your way of thinking isn’t it?

I have no explanation as to why they’re saying what they’re saying, but then don’t we all have our own agenda.

Is writers block when you can’t think of…

Post #3075

You knew what you wanted to say, even if your brain wouldn’t let it out. 

I’m never gonna have them back, so I might as well enjoy the loneliness the best I can.

The ignorant often can’t comprehend the depth of their ignorance.

It’s hard to repeat a success.

I have always looked down upon you and now that you have grown taller than me, I will continue to do so, via a step ladder.