I meant to do it, but I got distracted by the desire not to.

There’s a  tick, on the tip, of my dick.

They’re different sides of the same piece of cloth, so their more similar than different.

With all the unnecessary restrictions you’re placing on this event, it would seem you don’t want it to happen and you’re really not being subtle about it either.

The clock is ticking again, I hate ticking clocks.

My boss says to take my coworkers word as theirs, so I guess my disrespect is the same for them both.

I’m not allowed to be efficient, I’m required to take the long way to my Cabin In The Woods.

I can work with what I have, but you can only work with what you want.

Don’t be a solution looking for a problem.

It happened once in a 300 day span, that does not qualify it as a pattern.

Why are you so surprised that it failed when you set it up to do so.

The good ones die young, while I’m still here.

Don’t think, it’ll only get you in trouble.

You have set it up so I have begun to second-guess all my decisions.  If that was your goal, success, if not, moronic. 

There’s a sucker for every lollipop and you have a bunch of unique suckers.

I used to know this “mAn” who even though he was married thought he was free to do as he pleased with other women.  He hit on one of my friends and she told me that his opening line was, “I’ve had a vasectomy, so I can’t get you pregnant”, what a turn on, not.  He didn’t say anything about not giving her STD’s though.  Generally it helps to have some sort of actual attraction and not trying to promote that because you got your junk fixed it will be a great opening line to increase your opportunities to get laid? 

What’s it like to live in an idiot centric universe?

They’re nice to people they feel they need or can use and just miserable to the rest of us.

All I’m guilty of is poor judgement and I know we can all say that.

There is strength in unity, but with unity there needs to be diversity.

It did and it didn’t, so… 

When they’re here I want to be left alone and when they’re gone I want them here at my Cabin In The Woods.

It’s best to know what’s on the idiots mind so it doesn’t come as a complete shock.

Just because something is introduced, doesn’t make it so, it often makes it no.

It all started when I tried to fall back, instead of springing ahead.

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They were not happy with the outcome of the meeting because they got the answers that they needed, not the ones they thought they deserved.

I am laying here in my quiet bed, in my quiet house, on my quiet street, in my quiet town, waiting…

Who rescues the rescuer when they need help?

I’m still following rules set up by a group that long ago ceased to exist, I need to rethink that. 

Question: Why The Musing Of A Would Be Hermit?

Answer: The musings of a would-be hermit could provide insight into a person’s inner yearnings and desires, their hopes, dreams, and aspirations. It could also provide an outlet for exploring one’s thoughts, feelings, and beliefs, as well as a way to connect with nature and the spiritual realm.

I don’t have a sense of smell so when I used the bathroom after one of my children they said that it is a good thing I can’t smell, but they said nothing about my eyes watering. 

If you’re unaware that a black cat just crossed your path, is it still bad luck?

If you have proof that your proof isn’t proof at all, then what do you have?

The reason your ideas don’t come to be is because they’re idiotic and they’re not present in this realm of reality.

The world as I knew it ended when Olivia Newton John passed. 

Either you get it, or you don’t.

Why can’t you let me do what I wanna do, why are you always trying to change it?

They did everything wrong, not that I did anything right at my Cabin In The Woods, but I’m still here and they’re gone.

Ever have a cray fish stroll in front of your campfire at night, no, well I have and it was unexpected.

I’m not always sick, I just generally don’t feel well.

The problem with putting all your eggs in one basket is the hole on the bottom.  Some baskets have bigger holes than other.  The trick is finding the baskets with the smallest holes and then spread it out.

If you start off a conversation with the opener of, “I don’t mean to kick while you’re down”, you do.

This is a sure way to tell your day is starting off wrong.  It’s occurs when you look in the mirror and not only do you have your sweater on backwards, but inside out as well.  I’m not saying I did that, but it’s a possibility.

What is life, if not a series of holds.

Back in the 1970’s my family was camping at Eighth Lake in the Adirondacks.  Being there wasn’t much to do at night, except stare at the fire, I was playing with a AM radio and came across an old time radio murder/mystery that was broadcasting from a station in Boston.  It was an hour long program that we all intently listened to for the rest of the week.  I can see why people found this programming interesting before TV.  It certainly keep us entertained.

It shocks ones system when you hear that someone from your past has passed away.

I don’t want them to see me doing this activity because I don’t want their unsolicited opinion. 

Ever feel like you’re part of something big, when in fact you’re actually aren’t a part of anything.

Oh what power I don’t have.

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Oh no, I just got a text that my Netflix account has been locked because of suspicious activity, what am I to do?  Actually go and sign up for Netflix now? 

I know what I know and I’m clearly clueless on the rest and should listen. 

Don’t buy for ego, buy for practicality.

You finally make a good decision and then you don’t stick with it, but you continue on with the bad ones.

There is no AI used in my writing and unfortunately or fortunately it shows, for it’s all how you look at it.  If I did, it would probably tell me to give it up and go to my Cabin In The Woods. 

Everybody’s crazy, it’s just a matter of degrees as to how crazy.

I checked on that for you and it’s a real disconnect from reality, sorry.

You were told I don’t want to do this activity anymore, but you feel the need to make me do it anyhow and then are baffled when I don’t excel at it, perhaps you should think on that a little.

I remember in sixth grade thinking I was king of the world and then during of seventh grade realizing I wasn’t, nor would I ever be.

I can’t be bothered with the facts, they’ll only get in the way of what I know actually happened.

Sounds like a, your problem, not a, my problem.

No matter how nice and safe an area is, bad things can still happen there.

A little pain for some gain, I can work with that.

Think before you speak, since speaking before you think, well…

Those who think they’re in the know, generally know shit.

No one ever caught me because no one ever bothered to try.

Don’t try to put your shortcomings on me, I have enough of my own, I don’t need yours as well.

When I first met Pete in Cub Scouts his look intimidated  me.  I soon found out that he was a big teddy bear, always willing lend a hand.  When we crossed over to Boy Scouts with our children I also found out he was a great cook and I often came home after a camping trip heavier that when I went.  Also as quarter master for the troop, I rarely estimated correctly how many 1 lbs propane tanks Pete needed to complete all his cooking.  You will be missed N2SOB.

If this is truly a team that I’m part of it, I respectfully request to fly solo to my Cabin In The Woods.

When is enough, enough?

I’m doing it by my standards because:

A: I don’t know what your standards are.            

B: I don’t care to know.

It’s a remarkable story and it deserves to be made into a movie that no one will ever watch. 

People do stupid things when they’re desperate, so just how desperate is your stupid going to be?

Adjust and move on.

At the end of the day you don’t matter to me anymore than I matter to you, so let’s just leave it at that and call it a day.

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Seeing how wrong I was about the situation, it clearly shows that I don’t know much, or perhaps even less than much.

Your answer to the question is to bury it in many, many words, when a simple sentence would have sufficed to show your lack of any real concern.

Your reasoning eludes me as well as most common sense.

I’m sorry I don’t need to know every deep dark secret of the world, I prefer to be ignorant of some of them.

Oh good, I was walking around with my zipper down, always the sign of high intelligence.

If you repeatedly do the same thing for months on end and nothing is happening, perhaps it’s not the way to proceed.

I understand that I don’t care to understand.

I don’t expect to win because it clear you’ve already made your decision.

You might be missed, but you will be replaced.

It’s the logical out of the box thinking that they can’t deal with it.

They pour, poorly.

I don’t know if it’s a good look, but it’s a unique look.

I know the facts as you see them, but they’re still not facts on this plain of reality at my Cabin In The Woods.

How To Lose A Given.

One can’t fix what one doesn’t know about.

Just because someone hired you and placed you above me doesn’t automatically make you my leader or ever the boss.  That’s something you still have to earn.

I want to be infamously invisible and if I never go outside my current circles that’s just fine.

What is one to do when everything you’re looking forward to has come to pass?

When a mind goes blank, that’s a sad thing.

If all you have ever done is to criticize others but have never contributed to the positive, let us criticize that, shall we.

Your ignorance is their blessing, they’ll build from that.

Unfortunately I’m the only one that’s still on that page, when did that happen?

I am paying attention, I’m just not listening.

Life is a series of missed opportunities, along with regrets and hopefully a few do overs.

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