I’m adjusted, but, I’m not claiming to be well adjusted.

Delusional morons think they have all the answers, but are unable to formulate a proper question.

With your desire to do it all, you accomplish so little.

We’ll tolerate you as long as you believe like with do.  If that changes, off to a Cabin In The Woods for you!

Even an accomplished liar, occasionally slips up and tells the truth.

If we waited until the timing was just right we’d never get anything done.

Why is it that if you read it, it’s a fact, but if I read it, it’s questionable?

Just because something is considered inferior, doesn’t mean it couldn’t rip you a new asshole under the right circumstances.

Don’t be a survivor, be a thriver.

You want me to look up your information, but you fail to give me any information to locate you.  Do you now see what the issue is?

Do they have it or not?  It’s a yes or no question, maybe isn’t an option.

Don’t start the conversation by accusing me of doing something that someone else at my employer did, just saying.

Life is not an excuse, so stop spouting them all the time

If you can’t stand a person and don’t wanna be around them, that’s fine, just don’t be making yourself out to be a high and mighty martyr, you’re not.

I know you think you’re exempt from the rules, but are you really?

Wrapped up, it makes a good presentation, but when you unwrap it, oh dear…

If we could have it all, what is the all that we could have?

You already have your answers, so why are you acting like you don’t?

I’m going to rewrite that classic song, “Vaping In The Boys Room.”

Please refrain from calling me, “my love”, I don’t know you and I already have “a love”.

Your sense of right and wrong is quite backwards. 

There’s no point in this number, so why are you trying to point it out?

They state that they haven’t received a valid response, but I haven’t received valid instructions from which to formulate a valid response with, so…

Most people can bring something useful to the table, however, some of us should never approach the table.

Post #3600

There’s no absolutes in opinion, there’s always wiggle room.

I awoke to being woke and then I rolled over and went back to sleep.

I’m hanging in there which is better that hanging out there.

Early to bed, early to raise is ok as long as I get a nap in between.

I just got to say that if I’m the only “normal” person here, then we’re all fucked.

You never know when stupid is going to erupt, that’s why you need to keep your situational awareness going.

I’m not married to my job.  I’m married to my wife.  I’m not a polygamist.  But I do want to live in a Cabin In The Woods.

Unnecessarily honking your horn in traffic is just an expression of your personality and it shows you’re a dick. 

Hear the silence.

They ruined my nice relaxing camping trip just because I was being a dick to everyone around me and making all sorts of noise until five in the morning when I passed out.

Spin it anyway you want, it doesn’t change the outcome.

The facts about this crime is true.  The names have not been changed since they were fucking guilty anyhow.

I take no pleasure in doing this, though maybe a bit of joy.

Don’t hire someone to fill a chair, hire someone who can actually do the job! 

And then there were eight.

You’re not the loud majority, you’re just loud and you wouldn’t know a majority if it hit you in the face and like many loud minorities you can’t grasp your view isn’t accepted by all, you just believe it is.  Basically, I don’t think there’s a true majority , just lots of minorities that sometimes unite in common cause against a loud minority.

The plan is to set it up with limits and then try to work around them to achieve the goal.

It might be perfectly legal, but is it ethical and moral?

You’re spitting out all this information that I didn’t ask for, please just put a cork in it. 

Instead of making that tough decision, you let it slide with the hope it’ll take care of itself.  It won’t.  But you could continue to hide in your delusions if you’d like.

It’s just a song, it’s not a statement of our reality. 

If I failed to fail, so did I succeed?

I don’t care what injustice you think happened to you.  I still have to send you someplace else where someone might actually be able to help you or perhaps care.

How do you look at the world?  With the end of the toilet roll paper coming off the top or the bottom?

It’s the difference between I probably could and I don’t really want to. 

Post #3575

I slept like a baby and now I have to change the sheets.

It’s said; “it’s easier to never mind what I never knew”, but if I knew it, would I mind it?

What’s the best labor saving device?  Hiring someone else to do it.

They managed to talk themselves out of a successful career, so by all means, let’s just follow them over that cliff.

If my whole life is based around the next time I can go back to bed, is that good?  Maybe go to my Cabin In The Woods to reenergize?

I always knew you were going to fuck up and now you have finally shown us to what extent.

Is being woke really a thing or is it something someone made up and then others jumped onto the bandwagon?  I know I really don’t understand the concept, but it seems to be another lame excuse to divide.  No one opinion is 100% correct and all others just wrong. 

Sounds like something they’d do if they were nasty.

I’m tired of leading the horse to water only to have them piss in it.

I can pick you up, brush you off, but only you can do what’s needed after that. 

You created this monster and now you’re losing control of it.  It may be sad to watch as it devours you, but you did release it into the world.

If in order to keep your position you need to state your loyalty to what you know
is bullshit, then it’s time to move on.

If my experience has taught me anything, it’s that I’m clueless.

I don’t want it to work for you either way, I want it to work for you neither
way.

You’re here only as long as your memory is kept alive, once it fades, so do you.

Your comment/argument is greatly reduced by your poor spelling and grammar that makes you sound…

You know you need dental work when everything tastes like pain.

Their understanding of reality is to research and think it through first, yours is through gut reaction and maybe later actually think about it. 

She was sick for a long time, so it wasn’t really a surprise, but still a shock.

I can understand it, even if I can’t explain it.

I thought about it once it came up, then devised the wrong answer, but decided it works just the same and stuck to that answer because it hurts too much to think about it twice.

Wow, expectations, who knew people had them?

When you tried to deny what most people clearly see, who is the bigger fool?

If a black cat crosses your future path, is that bad luck or does it fade with time?  Or do you go to my Cabin In The Woods?

Sometimes when you believe that you’re pre-ordained to win, you underestimate just how much people really don’t like you.

Post #3550

They know so little and understand even less.

If you have to lie to make your argument seem true or believable, then know you’re full of shit.

They ask one thing of us and then require an entirely different thing and are then surprised when we don’t have it.

Sorry, there’s no changing of the rules after the game has been completed. 

I don’t have to lie when I have the facts that shows the truth.

While people get older, it doesn’t necessarily mean they grow up.

Our new buzz word is FOCUS, Fuck Off Cause U’re Stupid. 

When a company states a product is their best kept secret, it isn’t.  For you can’t sell a product if it was truly a secret.

I can’t solve the world’s problems, but I can lend a hand.

You don’t have to be neighborly if you don’t have any neighbors.

You need to pay attention to what I’m saying a little closer since you’re answering questions I never asked.

I don’t want to dress to the nine’s, I wanna dress to the six’s.

Everything once was until it wasn’t.

Some stories should only be told once, others should remain unspoken.

I’d like to think I’m better than that, but I’m probably not.

A patient with a latex allergy entered one of our facilities the other day for treatment when they notice the clipboard where you sign in had a rubber band attaching the pen to the clip board, that may or may not have been made of latex.  The patient went right to latex and instead of asking the staff to sign them in they left in a huff.  They then called the main office to complain about us not running a latex free office.  They also stated that this is a ADA violation, not, so please file a complaint, I want to hear the laughter, after all, reasonable accommodations, not stupid.  This all could have been corrected simply by asking the staff to sign them in.  They also believe we denied them care, really?  I wish all the world’s problems were this simple.  (Is This What Is Meant By A Rant?)

It’s relatively clean until it isn’t.

I don’t remember most of what I’ve ever known.  In fact, I’ve probably forgotten most of it, I think.

How can it be considered a punishment if the other party is totally unaware it’s happening?

It’s midway between here and nowhere in particular, my Cabin In The Woods that is.

I have an idea that could potentially make me dollars.

I went somewhere for a couple minutes, I’m not sure where, but I’m back.

That’s like a non-problem.  It just shows that someone has to much time on their hands.

Why are you trying to change me?  I thought you loved me just the way I an’t?

I had a thought once and I paid dearly for it.

Post #3525

I’ve moved on so far that no one even noticed I’m gone.