You shouldn’t need a return policy, it should just work reliably for a long time.

There are two things that are certain, taxes and the uncertainty of life.

This place was once alive with the sound of children and it’s now silent as an empty nester.

Post #2900

I’m sorry if my habit drives you crazy.  So let us think of it this way; the stimulation of it, helps keep you alive.

If you don’t look, then you won’t find and wouldn’t that be a shame.

Nothing says nothing, until it says something.

The purpose of wearing a face mask is to cover all the holes in your face, not just the hole in your head.  Pull it up over your nose!

They weren’t the sharpest butter knife in the pile of spoons. 

I know what I’ve done and your statements to the contrary aren’t helping any.

I’m smart enough to know when I don’t know.

When ignorance abounds, we all lose.

I can only speak as to what I did, as for the rest of them…

I just live here and I don’t require perfection to be comfortable. For it’s my Cabin In The Woods, warts and all.

Most anything can kill you if you’re unlucky enough.

I’m not gonna make this purposely difficult just to make you happy.

I’ll give you permission, that if I don’t live, only then can you kill me. 

Just because you don’t like it, doesn’t give you the right to destroy it.  See it as another valid point of view.

We all make choices in life, some good, some bad, all life changing.

Your reputation is already cemented with those who know you and nothing you do will ever change that.

You’re too book smart, we’re actually looking for somebody with some life experience.

Your mistaken, this is not a negotiation.  It is what it is, so get on with it or go away.

Their a nice person, but their as sharp as a marble.

I get it, it was terrible.  However, I don’t need more information to understand the situation, for sensory overload isn’t going to improve my understanding any better, it’ll just act to depress the sh*t out of me.

You clearly feel the need to tell me that this is the third time you’re calling and that information is irrelevant to me and starts everything off with a negative and finally, makes me care even less.

Sorry to say, you don’t know better, it’s just your ego that thinks it does. 

Those who destroy knowledge, destroy our future.

Don’t expect deep, long, philosophical answers from me, that’s just not how I’m wired.  I’m more singular in a Cabin In The Woods.

I don’t care to hear what they’re saying, for so many people are spewing verbal diarrhea that’s it’s all irrelevant to me.

Post #2875

If you don’t tell me about the error I’m making, I’m prone to continue making it.  Communication is a great thing.

Ever consider you’re not the intended audience?

You don’t need to explain your woes to me, I can’t help you with them.

Nobody has said anything about their behavior, so if they don’t care, then neither do I. 

The guilty often project blame elsewhere, for they couldn’t possibly have done that?

You want to deny all science, but when you’re ill, you pray to God for it. 

So you believe strongly in your freedom of choice, but you deny others the same because they don’t believe the way you do.  You ever really think about that?

They shouldn’t be like dumb dogs, lapping up everything that is put in front of them and accepting it as fact.  They instead should think for themselves.

I use to center my life around a relationship and felt that without this individual, I couldn’t exist.  Then 5 years ago, I realized that I need to be happy and this individual wasn’t going to get me there, so I decided to build an independent life so I could be happy.  It has worked out really well.

What can I say, I’m full of sh@t and it wants out!

I answered you the first time, you just didn’t hear it, since I mumbled.

I want what I want and I don’t care about your objections to giving it to me, just do it!  Yeah, not so much. 

It’s ass(u)med I’m still doing past behaviors when I have actually moved past that to my Cabin In The Woods. 

Often when it’s all you have known it doesn’t occur to you that it could be any other way. 

Just because they’re doing something stupid doesn’t mean you should barrel through it and compound it by two. 

Living life in fear is preferable to living in blissful ignorance of what’s coming.

It’s going to evolve into something else either better or worse than it is, only time will tell.

What was isn’t, what wasn’t, is.

Someone’s ill-conceived notion between right and wrong can’t be allowed to get in the way of doing it correctly.

Are you so rigid in your beliefs that you can’t see the others point of view, even a little? 

How do I know I’m sick?  I just tried to put my glasses on over the glasses I was already wearing.

What does it all mean?  Anything that you want.

If you’re waiting for a dead person to come back to life to save us all and they’re not Jesus, you need to think on that some more.

Your behaviors has nothing to do with your illness?

Just because it sounds like something I’d come up with, doesn’t mean that I did.  But I’d still want that Cabin In The Woods if you feel guilty about accusing me.

Post #2850

It’s amazing what you have when you don’t know what you got.

If you don’t want the consequences, then you should’ve taken the action.

Your definition of them doesn’t make them important to you.  However, the official definition does, so you’re screwed.

You can work to undo the bad ideas learned as a child.

Sometimes the planning can be more fun than the actual doing.

You have come a long way to be told to go away! 

It can’t always be about you, you have to think of others.

When you have been misinformed, but, you think you got it right, it’s time to take a good look in the mirror.

Human nature is to schedule things, mother natures is to not give a sh@t about your schedule.

I an’t explaining it because then you’ll understand.

You’re missing the point, it’s not that they won’t let it happen, but rather they will make it happen.

Don’t ask the question if you don’t want the answer.

I always know exactly what I’m gonna to do and sometimes that’s just nothing.

I called a doctor’s office and it said I was number two in line, then a minute later it says to “please be patient, we are experiencing a higher than usual call volume” ?

Wait!  Put me back on hold, that’s a really awful song playing!

If you have to think about it, then you’re not.

I’m full of useless information, so let’s work with that.

If you can’t do the minimum that is required to be here, then just don’t come to my Cabin In The Woods.

They say they will acknowledge your message at their earliest convenience, which in this case is never.

That should have been your first choice, not your last, dumba$$.

They’re book smart, world illiterate.

I saw a license plate that was personalized to read, “NOTACULT”.  If you feel the need to make that statement, you’re in one.

What’s the point of asking for help when it turns out you’re just talking to a wall. 

If you pull people from one area to make another area’s number’s better, it will come back to bite you in the a$$ once the neglected area comes to light.

Have you ever texted a land line?  Felt like an idiot, didn’t you?

Post #2825

I got your message loud and clear, you just don’t care about it, so I shall follow your example.

Why do I wear a hat over my ears?  Because, the sound of the wind whistling through them is very annoying.

They’re confused that they haven’t found anybody to blame their current situation on.

That ain’t how I spell an’t.

If you’re looking for professionals in their field, you have come to the wrong place.

If you believe you’re always right and everyone else is always wrong, then you’re definitely wrong.

I don’t like being sent around in circles when I’m trying to get something done.  I’d rather go in a crooked line.

If you can’t see them for who they are, then you might as well follow them blindly.

I was exhausted from pushing against the wind, so I found a shelter to get some rest.

Your fight against a reality is a losing proposition, for fantasies never win.  Like a Cabin In the Woods.

They screamed at the business owner that they will never use their business again and then stormed out, the owner quietly signed, “Thank God!”

The best work they do is in an avoidance of it.

It doesn’t even occur to them how much their self-centeredness is an inconvenience to them getting anything done, because they can’t possibly consider how badly they’re treating the other people around them.

Yeah I got it, I’m going to burn in h@ll, well at least I have something to look forward to.

Just because someone else did it wrong, doesn’t mean I’m going to follow them down that same rabbit hole willingly.

I fear no one, but there are a few that I’m terrified of.

Oh poor inconvenienced you, you’re actually required to put out some effort to get what you want, no free pass here.

I don’t get a lot of credit when credit is due, but I am saddled with a lot of ass(u)mptions.

It’s not rude to ring a bell for service if it’s there.  But it’s rude to bring your own bell.

Don’t ignore the sh*t in your pants to the detriment of others.

I have no problem with the concept of religion in itself, it’s the followers that I take issue with.  That’s why I need a Cabin In the Woods.