My IQ has dropped while talking to you?

8

I hate to inconvenience you by asking you to do your job.

12

If I played by the rules, I might have more, but then I wouldn’t have had as much fun.

19

They stated they’re a real catch, yeah catch/release perhaps.

9

One person’s idea of paradise is another’s hell.  Like a Cabin In The Woods.

14

Despite all their great successes in life, they will primarily be remembered for their failures.

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My skills in that area are pretty much rusty to nonexistent in there scope.

14

I’m not very artistic, when I draw stick figures, I can’t handle limbs.

13

Ever wonder, “what the hell?”

5

Reliable information helps you make good decisions, fantasies do not.

10

They did this, they did that, but who the hell are they?

12

You’re so busy putting forth innocent people, who you mistakenly think are guilty, when are you going to find time to actually go after the guilty ones?

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You ever have the wrong answer to the right question?

10

Sometimes the best response is to say nothing at all.

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They’re so evil they don’t even realize it, they are stuck in their head and not in reality.

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Conspiracy theories make the world go around.  Unfortunately it’s usually in the wrong direction.

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So, you have a feeling, but no facts, how interesting.

10

Driving up from behind on someone while on the highway flashing your high beams thinking people will get out of your way is delusional.  One time I was in the right lane of a 3 lane highway when someone came up behind me flashing their lights, so exactly where should I have gone?  I know where they could go…

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Sometimes the rich and famous get too impressed with themselves.

I’m not the poster child for doing it right, all you have to do is look a little closer. 

Intangibles don’t do it for me.  I need to see it! 

They produce the best possible crap imaginable.

They really come across as an old white man criticizing what they don’t understand and can’t even be bothered to try to.

Free speech for me, not for thee.

Post #4000

So what broke you up?  Religion, they had it and you didn’t.

The patients are in charge and that’s not good for the rest of us.  Off to my Cabin In The Woods then.

Sometimes people’s perception of what something is and what it actually is doesn’t even meet in the middle.

People who pursue one-size-fits-all narratives are naïve.

One must adjust to the realities around them to survive.

I used my hand and you used your foot, two different methods that achieved the same results.

Just because you’ve written a paper on something and then reach your own illogical conclusions, doesn’t make it automatically legit.  If that was the case, I be legit as hell.

They don’t care about what was, they’re only concerned about what is.

There is a term people use, “wise cracks”, but are our cracks really wise?

People who bitch about other people’s decisions are operating under the delusion that they actually have a say in any of it.

I may not understand the concept, but when other believe it gives only one person the right to act, I know that isn’t a correct interpretation.

They were convicted in the court of public opinion, not, an actual court since there was no proof.  Time to go to my Cabin In The Woods to dwell on this.

They stated, “tough choices are hard”, well duh.

When people say something like, “I can’t seem to shake this cold”, do they ever think that maybe if they stayed still it would go away?

I was driving down a well lite highway when I stopped for a red light.  A trooper pulled up and indicated they wanted me to put my window down.  They advised me I didn’t have my headlights on.  Shit!  I’ve become that person!

Stop with the fake rage, we all know you’re full of shit and it’s all for show.

If an event is schedule “rain or shine”, what happens if it snows?

I’m not smarter than you.  I just actually paid attention in school.

If this constitutes what you consider a great person, your standards are really low.

Be careful what you say, it might come back to haunt you in the worst way.

What happens when you wake up on the right side of the bed?

I’m not depressed, I’m strategically reserved.

Someone announced to me that they are important, my response, I’m glad you think so.

There is a difference between being asked for something and you just imposing it on them when they don’t want it. 

They’re on cloud nine, unfortunately, I can only make it to cloud two.

Post #3975

You say they “caught your eye”, but, why was your eye flying through the air in the first place?

If you think that a particular person is great and god like, then you have drank the Kool-Aid.

We now have friendly live service.  We tried hostile dead service, but that didn’t work out.

I know just enough to know that I don’t know anything.

They don’t have the authority, they assumed it, but that doesn’t automatically make it valid.  Like I want a Cabin In The Woods, however…

With her nose up in the air, she stated I don’t travel within her circles and I my reply, so??

Yep, it’s been 10 years since my first post and I haven’t even broken 5000 hits, so all is good?   I been considering ending this blog, for who would miss it besides me.  Maybe when I hit 1000 musings?  So in the world of the Would Be Hermit, what should I do?  I’m still awaiting my Cabin In The Woods!

Those who deny truth, unfortunately, will suffer unnecessarily.  Those who accept reality and are taking steps necessary will reduce their suffering.

Right or wrong everybody’s got an opinion and I don’t want to hear any of them.

They all want to preserve what they had.  Sorry it’s too late for that.  It’s gone.

I’m not a thief.  I’m a acquire and/or a seeker of opportunities.

I was at the grocery store, passing by the corn on the cob, where a customer was chucking the corn.  There was sign clearly placed stating not to do that.  Then an employee also asked them not to do that.  The overly entitled person proceeded to argue with the employee on how wrong they were and they were going to call corporate to clear this up, they couldn’t possibly be wrong.  At one point they actually state that they’re not going to engage with the employee anymore because they don’t want to argue and then proceeds to continue arguing for another five minutes.  I think they engaged.  Of course they’re in the right, despite the signage and employee statement.  It’s not possible they’d ever be wrong.

Sometimes the journey is worth the wait.

Don’t assume a seat at the table is automatically yours because of who are or think you are.

They don’t have timelines to inconvenience you.  They have a timeline to get the job done correctly since rushing it would give false information.

You’re here to keep us safe from god knows what, but who’s gonna keep us safe from you?

Snoozers can be losers, so wake the fuck up!

Just because you don’t like something and believe strongly that it should never happen again, doesn’t guarantee it won’t.

No fixed abode.  A fixed abode would be my Cabin In The Woods.

Do you pick and choose what you want to believe in, in a religion and disregard the rest because of inconvenient truths?

Just because you’re able to do it, doesn’t mean you should.

I’d rather not use AI, I’d rather let my own stupidity prevail. 

You want me to explain myself, but, you don’t tell me what it is you want me to explain?

I’m as good as anybody at creating self-inflicted problems.  However, that doesn’t mean I should push them onto others.

We all have flaws, how visible depends on how we choose to cover them up.  I like to consider this at my Cabin In The Woods.

Post #3950

The goal is to fire someone who knows what they’re doing and replace them with someone who thinks they know what they’re doing, but aren’t even close, it’s called stupidity.

Sometime the best response is not to respond to them at all.

I like to get the process to the point I don’t think about it.  Rather, I just do it.

If you can’t find your reasons, then why should I have to?

They have a lot of unjustified rage over something that’s their fault.

I need to replace my memory foam mattress, it’s getting dementia.

Not everything is about you, rather it’s all about me.

D -divisive

E – excluded

I – ineptness or imbecile

It’s time to find a good hole and climb right in and curl up.

So you actually know nothing about them, you just assume you do, how brilliant.

You’re obsessed with what people are saying about you and the crazy (like you) question is why do you think anybody is saying anything about you?

“Because they are”, is not a reason, it’s an excuse.

They report top-tier results to the public, but behind closed doors it’s a shit show.

Well, that’s your opinion and you’re entitled to it.  But since you don’t know what you’re talking about, does it really matter?

It’s fun to be the alpha male until you get caught and she cuts them off.

They can’t wait to get in, while I can’t wait to leave.

I don’t have a clear view, so I’m gonna back right out into traffic, what could possibly go, SHIT!

Someone said the four horsemen of the apocalypse are coming, sorry, unless there’s five I’m not taking it seriously.

On a canoe trip when I was in Boy Scouts we were at Raquette Lake staying on Big Island in June and the black flies were out of control.  So three of us decided to paddle over to the nearby village to buy a can of Raid.  Once we located the Raid in the store it was about $5.  It was the 70’s and between all of us we only had enough to buy a candy bar, so the bugs won and the candy bar melted. 

I’m sick of people making points off of other’s suffering.

What’s it like to have been the big fish in a little pond and then getting flushed out into the ocean where no one notices you anymore?

That’s a roundabout way to get nowhere.  And still I haven’t arrived at my Cabin In The Woods.

I’m all knowing, yeah, right.

The mystery was way more interesting than the actual reality of it.

Even though I feel like crawling into a hole and curling up, I still get up every morning and do. 

Post #2925

Mother Nature doesn’t care what your politics are.  It’s an equal opportunity destroyer.