This one day isn’t going to define the many to come.
Author: Thee Would Be Hermit
Clue Is?
I have no idea why people do what they do, not that I’m looking to create an understanding, I don’t need a headache.
Please Step Back
If your decisions aren’t based on reason and logic, but rather emotions and feelings, then you should not be in a position to judge.
Not Even
At my job, when I call on a critical result, one of the things I’m required to get is the job title of the person I spoke with. Well on one call, after giving the person the results three times, I asked for their job title. They said, communications specialist, yeah well, I beg to differ.
Musing #804
It’s a fine line between a fool and a friend.
Separate
You do what you do and I’ll do what I do and hopefully the two will never meet.
Could We
You don’t have to give a shit, though, maybe someone should.
Singular
I an’t part of us, for, I an’t part of anybody.
Musing #803
Just because you were once, doesn’t mean you are now.
Even If Not
Well, if you’re looking for a problem, you’re going to find one, even if you have to make it up.
Ahh Shit
When you inherit a shit show, don’t expect it to be cleared up overnight, for shit takes time.
Regurgitate
Can you at least think about what you’re saying, instead of blindly spewing out the bullshit you heard from others.
Musing #802
Not Mine
As I like to say, not my workflow.
Say What?
It sucks to be accused of things that you never even thought of doing because someone else thought you thought of doing it.
CYA
I’m not letting your incompetence make me look stupid. Instead I’m going to think it through before I act.
Musing #801
Ever feel like you’re on the back page of irrelevance?
Id
It’s not about ego, it’s about dealing with the reality in front of you. So if your go to is ego, then you’re gonna have a bigger problem with reality.
A Little Lust, Perhaps
You may not love it, but you definitely need it, so let’s work within that reality.
Above And Beyond
You have very expensive tastes for somebody who doesn’t have any money.
Post #3325
Musing #800
I meant to do it, but I got distracted by the desire not to.
Say This Three Times Fast
There’s a tick, on the tip, of my dick.
Flip It
They’re different sides of the same piece of cloth, so their more similar than different.
Road Block
With all the unnecessary restrictions you’re placing on this event, it would seem you don’t want it to happen and you’re really not being subtle about it either.
Musing #799
The clock is ticking again, I hate ticking clocks.
If Not One, Then Both
My boss says to take my coworkers word as theirs, so I guess my disrespect is the same for them both.
Detoured
Beyond Reach
I can work with what I have, but you can only work with what you want.
Musing #798
Don’t be a solution looking for a problem.
1 + 1 Not 3
It happened once in a 300 day span, that does not qualify it as a pattern.
Preset
Why are you so surprised that it failed when you set it up to do so.
Sad Truth
The good ones die young, while I’m still here.
Musing #797
Don’t think, it’ll only get you in trouble.
Success?
You have set it up so I have begun to second-guess all my decisions. If that was your goal, success, if not, moronic.
It Takes One
There’s a sucker for every lollipop and you have a bunch of unique suckers.
Romeoidiot
I used to know this “mAn” who even though he was married thought he was free to do as he pleased with other women. He hit on one of my friends and she told me that his opening line was, “I’ve had a vasectomy, so I can’t get you pregnant”, what a turn on, not. He didn’t say anything about not giving her STD’s though. Generally it helps to have some sort of actual attraction and not trying to promote that because you got your junk fixed it will be a great opening line to increase your opportunities to get laid?
Musing #796
What’s it like to live in an idiot centric universe?
Facade
They’re nice to people they feel they need or can use and just miserable to the rest of us.
Group Decision
All I’m guilty of is poor judgement and I know we can all say that.
As One
There is strength in unity, but with unity there needs to be diversity.
Musing #795
It did and it didn’t, so…
Both Ways
Self Defense
It’s best to know what’s on the idiots mind so it doesn’t come as a complete shock.
A No Go
Just because something is introduced, doesn’t make it so, it often makes it no.
Musing #794
It all started when I tried to fall back, instead of springing ahead.
Post #3300
This Is a Thinker
Not Wanted
They were not happy with the outcome of the meeting because they got the answers that they needed, not the ones they thought they deserved.
All Quiet
I am laying here in my quiet bed, in my quiet house, on my quiet street, in my quiet town, waiting…
Musing #793
Who rescues the rescuer when they need help?
New Regime
I’m still following rules set up by a group that long ago ceased to exist, I need to rethink that.
I Asked Chatgpt A Question
Question: Why The Musing Of A Would Be Hermit?
Answer: The musings of a would-be hermit could provide insight into a person’s inner yearnings and desires, their hopes, dreams, and aspirations. It could also provide an outlet for exploring one’s thoughts, feelings, and beliefs, as well as a way to connect with nature and the spiritual realm.
Not All Senses
I don’t have a sense of smell so when I used the bathroom after one of my children they said that it is a good thing I can’t smell, but they said nothing about my eyes watering.
Musing #792
If you’re unaware that a black cat just crossed your path, is it still bad luck?
Carrots
If you have proof that your proof isn’t proof at all, then what do you have?
In The Mist
The reason your ideas don’t come to be is because they’re idiotic and they’re not present in this realm of reality.
Gone
The world as I knew it ended when Olivia Newton John passed.
Musing #791
Either you get it, or you don’t.
It’s Decided
Why can’t you let me do what I wanna do, why are you always trying to change it?
Ditto
Well, Huh?
Ever have a cray fish stroll in front of your campfire at night, no, well I have and it was unexpected.
Musing #790
I’m not always sick, I just generally don’t feel well.
Buoyancy
The problem with putting all your eggs in one basket is the hole on the bottom. Some baskets have bigger holes than other. The trick is finding the baskets with the smallest holes and then spread it out.
Don’t Buy It
If you start off a conversation with the opener of, “I don’t mean to kick while you’re down”, you do.
Go Back To Bed
This is a sure way to tell your day is starting off wrong. It’s occurs when you look in the mirror and not only do you have your sweater on backwards, but inside out as well. I’m not saying I did that, but it’s a possibility.
Musing #789
What is life, if not a series of holds.
Old School
Back in the 1970’s my family was camping at Eighth Lake in the Adirondacks. Being there wasn’t much to do at night, except stare at the fire, I was playing with a AM radio and came across an old time radio murder/mystery that was broadcasting from a station in Boston. It was an hour long program that we all intently listened to for the rest of the week. I can see why people found this programming interesting before TV. It certainly keep us entertained.
A Loss
It shocks ones system when you hear that someone from your past has passed away.
Quiet Please
I don’t want them to see me doing this activity because I don’t want their unsolicited opinion.
Musing #788
Ever feel like you’re part of something big, when in fact you’re actually aren’t a part of anything.
Wow
Oh what power I don’t have.
Post #3275
Really
Oh no, I just got a text that my Netflix account has been locked because of suspicious activity, what am I to do? Actually go and sign up for Netflix now?
Good to Know
I know what I know and I’m clearly clueless on the rest and should listen.
Musing #787
Don’t buy for ego, buy for practicality.
Once Again
You finally make a good decision and then you don’t stick with it, but you continue on with the bad ones.
My Dimish Brian
Six Degrees
Everybody’s crazy, it’s just a matter of degrees as to how crazy.
Musing #786
I checked on that for you and it’s a real disconnect from reality, sorry.
Why Surprised?
You were told I don’t want to do this activity anymore, but you feel the need to make me do it anyhow and then are baffled when I don’t excel at it, perhaps you should think on that a little.
Reality Check
I remember in sixth grade thinking I was king of the world and then during of seventh grade realizing I wasn’t, nor would I ever be.
Actual Truth
I can’t be bothered with the facts, they’ll only get in the way of what I know actually happened.
Musing #785
Sounds like a, your problem, not a, my problem.
Possible
No matter how nice and safe an area is, bad things can still happen there.
Sometimes
A little pain for some gain, I can work with that.
Open, Insert Foot
Think before you speak, since speaking before you think, well…
Musing #784
Those who think they’re in the know, generally know shit.
Whom
No one ever caught me because no one ever bothered to try.
No Sharing
Don’t try to put your shortcomings on me, I have enough of my own, I don’t need yours as well.
At A Loss
When I first met Pete in Cub Scouts his look intimidated me. I soon found out that he was a big teddy bear, always willing lend a hand. When we crossed over to Boy Scouts with our children I also found out he was a great cook and I often came home after a camping trip heavier that when I went. Also as quarter master for the troop, I rarely estimated correctly how many 1 lbs propane tanks Pete needed to complete all his cooking. You will be missed N2SOB.

Already Alone
Musing #783
When is enough, enough?
My Way
I’m doing it by my standards because:
A: I don’t know what your standards are.
B: I don’t care to know.
It Only
It’s a remarkable story and it deserves to be made into a movie that no one will ever watch.
What Level
People do stupid things when they’re desperate, so just how desperate is your stupid going to be?
Musing #782
Adjust and move on.
Indifference
At the end of the day you don’t matter to me anymore than I matter to you, so let’s just leave it at that and call it a day.
Post #3250
Correct?
Seeing how wrong I was about the situation, it clearly shows that I don’t know much, or perhaps even less than much.
Wordee
Your answer to the question is to bury it in many, many words, when a simple sentence would have sufficed to show your lack of any real concern.
Musing #781
Your reasoning eludes me as well as most common sense.
Low Light
I’m sorry I don’t need to know every deep dark secret of the world, I prefer to be ignorant of some of them.
IQ Drop
Oh good, I was walking around with my zipper down, always the sign of high intelligence.






