It’s best to know what’s on the idiots mind so it doesn’t come as a complete shock.
Author: Thee Would Be Hermit
A No Go
Just because something is introduced, doesn’t make it so, it often makes it no.
Musing #793
It all started when I tried to fall back, instead of springing ahead.
Post #3300
This Is a Thinker
Not Wanted
They were not happy with the outcome of the meeting because they got the answers that they needed, not the ones they thought they deserved.
All Quiet
I am laying here in my quiet bed, in my quiet house, on my quiet street, in my quiet town, waiting…
Musing #792
Who rescues the rescuer when they need help?
New Regime
I’m still following rules set up by a group that long ago ceased to exist, I need to rethink that.
I Asked Chatgpt A Question
Question: Why The Musing Of A Would Be Hermit?
Answer: The musings of a would-be hermit could provide insight into a person’s inner yearnings and desires, their hopes, dreams, and aspirations. It could also provide an outlet for exploring one’s thoughts, feelings, and beliefs, as well as a way to connect with nature and the spiritual realm.
Not All Senses
I don’t have a sense of smell so when I used the bathroom after one of my children they said that it is a good thing I can’t smell, but they said nothing about my eyes watering.
Musing #791
If you’re unaware that a black cat just crossed your path, is it still bad luck?
Carrots
If you have proof that your proof isn’t proof at all, then what do you have?
In The Mist
The reason your ideas don’t come to be is because they’re idiotic and they’re not present in this realm of reality.
Gone
The world as I knew it ended when Olivia Newton John passed.
Musing #790
Either you get it, or you don’t.
It’s Decided
Why can’t you let me do what I wanna do, why are you always trying to change it?
Ditto
Well, Huh?
Ever have a cray fish stroll in front of your campfire at night, no, well I have and it was unexpected.
Musing #789
I’m not always sick, I just generally don’t feel well.
Buoyancy
The problem with putting all your eggs in one basket is the hole on the bottom. Some baskets have bigger holes than other. The trick is finding the baskets with the smallest holes and then spread it out.
Don’t Buy It
If you start off a conversation with the opener of, “I don’t mean to kick while you’re down”, you do.
Go Back To Bed
This is a sure way to tell your day is starting off wrong. It’s occurs when you look in the mirror and not only do you have your sweater on backwards, but inside out as well. I’m not saying I did that, but it’s a possibility.
Musing #788
What is life, if not a series of holds.
Old School
Back in the 1970’s my family was camping at Eighth Lake in the Adirondacks. Being there wasn’t much to do at night, except stare at the fire, I was playing with a AM radio and came across an old time radio murder/mystery that was broadcasting from a station in Boston. It was an hour long program that we all intently listened to for the rest of the week. I can see why people found this programming interesting before TV. It certainly keep us entertained.
A Loss
It shocks ones system when you hear that someone from your past has passed away.
Quiet Please
I don’t want them to see me doing this activity because I don’t want their unsolicited opinion.
Musing #787
Ever feel like you’re part of something big, when in fact you’re actually aren’t a part of anything.
Wow
Oh what power I don’t have.
Post #3275
Really
Oh no, I just got a text that my Netflix account has been locked because of suspicious activity, what am I to do? Actually go and sign up for Netflix now?
Good to Know
I know what I know and I’m clearly clueless on the rest and should listen.
Musing #786
Don’t buy for ego, buy for practicality.
Once Again
You finally make a good decision and then you don’t stick with it, but you continue on with the bad ones.
My Dimish Brian
Six Degrees
Everybody’s crazy, it’s just a matter of degrees as to how crazy.
Musing #785
I checked on that for you and it’s a real disconnect from reality, sorry.
Why Surprised?
You were told I don’t want to do this activity anymore, but you feel the need to make me do it anyhow and then are baffled when I don’t excel at it, perhaps you should think on that a little.
Reality Check
I remember in sixth grade thinking I was king of the world and then during of seventh grade realizing I wasn’t, nor would I ever be.
Actual Truth
I can’t be bothered with the facts, they’ll only get in the way of what I know actually happened.
Musing #784
Sounds like a, your problem, not a, my problem.
Possible
No matter how nice and safe an area is, bad things can still happen there.
Sometimes
A little pain for some gain, I can work with that.
Open, Insert Foot
Think before you speak, since speaking before you think, well…
Musing #783
Those who think they’re in the know, generally know shit.
Whom
No one ever caught me because no one ever bothered to try.
No Sharing
Don’t try to put your shortcomings on me, I have enough of my own, I don’t need yours as well.
At A Loss
When I first met Pete in Cub Scouts his look intimidated me. I soon found out that he was a big teddy bear, always willing lend a hand. When we crossed over to Boy Scouts with our children I also found out he was a great cook and I often came home after a camping trip heavier that when I went. Also as quarter master for the troop, I rarely estimated correctly how many 1 lbs propane tanks Pete needed to complete all his cooking. You will be missed N2SOB.

Already Alone
Musing #782
When is enough, enough?
My Way
I’m doing it by my standards because:
A: I don’t know what your standards are.
B: I don’t care to know.
It Only
It’s a remarkable story and it deserves to be made into a movie that no one will ever watch.
What Level
People do stupid things when they’re desperate, so just how desperate is your stupid going to be?
Musing #781
Adjust and move on.
Indifference
At the end of the day you don’t matter to me anymore than I matter to you, so let’s just leave it at that and call it a day.
Post #3250
Correct?
Seeing how wrong I was about the situation, it clearly shows that I don’t know much, or perhaps even less than much.
Wordee
Your answer to the question is to bury it in many, many words, when a simple sentence would have sufficed to show your lack of any real concern.
Musing #780
Your reasoning eludes me as well as most common sense.
Low Light
I’m sorry I don’t need to know every deep dark secret of the world, I prefer to be ignorant of some of them.
IQ Drop
Oh good, I was walking around with my zipper down, always the sign of high intelligence.
Rinse and Repeat?
If you repeatedly do the same thing for months on end and nothing is happening, perhaps it’s not the way to proceed.
Musing #779
I understand that I don’t care to understand.
Loser
I don’t expect to win because it clear you’ve already made your decision.
No One Is
You might be missed, but you will be replaced.
Enclosed
It’s the logical out of the box thinking that they can’t deal with it.
Musing #778
They pour, poorly.
Ok?
I don’t know if it’s a good look, but it’s a unique look.
Misty Plain Of Reality
New Book Title
How To Lose A Given.
Musing #777
One can’t fix what one doesn’t know about.
Not Instant
Just because someone hired you and placed you above me doesn’t automatically make you my leader or ever the boss. That’s something you still have to earn.
Whom
I want to be infamously invisible and if I never go outside my current circles that’s just fine.
Nothing
What is one to do when everything you’re looking forward to has come to pass?
Once Again
Musing #776
When a mind goes blank, that’s a sad thing.
Negative
If all you have ever done is to criticize others but have never contributed to the positive, let us criticize that, shall we.
Fool You
Your ignorance is their blessing, they’ll build from that.
Didn’t Turn
Unfortunately I’m the only one that’s still on that page, when did that happen?
Musing #775
I am paying attention, I’m just not listening.
Wishful
Life is a series of missed opportunities, along with regrets and hopefully a few do overs.
Post #3225
Help Not Required
I have no doubt you think you’re saving us from ourselves, but, we’re actually saving ourselves from you.
Missized
You’re mistaken if you think I can read what’s going on in that pea sized brain of yours. For it doesn’t take much computing power to be stupid. FYI, mine is the size of a grape.
Musing #774
To Much
If I have to hold your hand to get you where you need to be and you still don’t get it, perhaps you’re in over your head.
Don’t Look For It
Why walk towards a potential problem when walking away will eliminate it from ever being a problem.
Random Thoughts
It would seem obvious to someone with rational thinking, but then you’re thinking and they’re not.
Musing #773
They can take care of themselves, until they can’t.
You’ll Really Know
If you thought I was upset, then you don’t know what upset is. Yes I was frustrated by your incompetence, but I wasn’t upset with you… yet.
Truth Isn’t
I get it, anything that doesn’t fit your worldview is a hoax, that’s the easiest way to explain away reality.
Look In Mirror
Don’t take your problems out on me, especially since I know nothing about them.
Musing #772
I meant to do that, but, we both know, not really.
Expectations
There’s a big difference between what you want and what you’re going to get.
Don’t Forget
I know you have someone important in your life now, but, that doesn’t mean you don’t visit on thanksgiving.
It Would Be Nice
I don’t expect anyone to do for me as I have done for others.
Musing #771
If you accept mostly all, then mostly what don’t you accept?
Stretch
Why do people state things as fact, when in fact they’re not.
No Paddle
Adrift in a sea of confusion where someone half heartily attempts to throw you a rescue line.
It Is What It Is
Musing #770
Ever work with something that’s functionally broken, it’s as annoying as it sounds.
Try Helping
It’s easier to criticize those who are doing, rather than helping them out with the doing yourself.
Disconnect
I remember thinking about it, but the thought never turned into actual action.
Not Always Yes
If you pray to God to intervene on your behalf and didn’t get the response you believe you deserve, perhaps that’s because the answer was no? Something to consider.







