Everyone is hiding something, the real question is, does it really matter.

You’ve mastered the tone of authority without the inconvenience of depth.

I use to have standards, got rid of them. 

If I do it perfectly every time, then there’s no room for improvement.

I not complaining.  I’m just imparting information that you requested.

It’s impossible to underestimate you.

Left to my own devices, oops…

It only has value to someone if they are willing to pay for it, if not…

They have a lot of unusual ideas, none based in reality though.  Like my Cabin In The Woods.

If you’re pushing one agenda and ignoring all others, you’re setting yourself up to fail.

I wish I didn’t have common sense, you seem so happy.

Ever hear the phrase, a frown is a smile turned upside down?

I may not be the smartest person in the room, but I’m smart enough to know a dick when I encounter one.

I’m sorry they have a presence like a marshmallow and no one’s going to take them serious.

It’s easier to get into a hole then to get out of it.

When someone says “do you know who I am.”  My favorite reply is “no, but I bet those who do are envious of me.”

Don’t you hate it when someone has an intelligent answer to your stupid question?

Putting books in your background of your Zoom to impress, doesn’t necessarily make you look as smart as you think it does.

When you are putting out information to inform people, disable the comments, since you’re not asking for opinions on what you posted and too many people think you are.

I asked you a question.  I wasn’t soliciting your opinion.

Post #4075

Nothing lights up a room like your absence.

Remember, there can always be someone who’s a little smarter than you.

Why go with plain white bread all the time when there’s rye and pumpernickel to be had?

They’re not strong, they are weak and arrogant and they mistake that for strength.

If everything is only going out and nothing is coming in, unless you have a huge pile to draw from, it’s all going to end.

Your food for thought leaves everyone still hungry.

Everyone has limitations, the key is knowing them.

I’m not giving them my all, I’m going to give it my some and we’ll have to work with that.

We really need to find you an actual problem.  Let’s contemplate this at my Cabin In The Woods.

There’s bureaucracy and then there’s stupidity.  They crossed over the stupid line a long time ago. 

I admire your courage to speak in the absence of knowledge.

Just because we think we’re all that, doesn’t make it so.

I don’t have to make up reality.

They have a good sense in spotting stupid, but, unfortunately stupid often gets in the way anyhow. 

They want the best, but unfortunately, they don’t know what the best is.

Thank you for helping me, it was like doing it myself, only harder.

I’m not sorry, I’m just sorry.

Don’t look back, only look forward. 

They want the best, but unfortunately, they don’t know what the best is.

Most of us are more forgettable than we realize.

I keep hearing that so and so is on the chopping block.  But what if there’s no chopping block?

I’m jealous of everyone that hasn’t met you.

That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.

I’m positive, something is coming our way.

They say practice makes perfect, but, what if you truly suck.

Post #4050

Yelling and screaming at someone doesn’t make you right, it just makes you loud.  My Cabin In The Woods please. 

I can see you are committed to your current level of understanding.

Just because you’re motivated doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen.

Sorry that’s my private misery and it’s none of your business and no I do not feel like sharing.

Remember that the customer is always right, even when they’re very wrong. 

he naïve often judge those who actually know as ignorant.

People don’t think because it hurts to do so.

You can’t achieve herd immunity if members of that herd are too stupid to understand it.

My problem is I really don’t think I know who you think you are.

Why can’t they just accept that I take the job seriously and not impose bull shit standards that in the end are meaningless.

I’m a shit giver, I’m very generous with my shit.

Most everything looks good when it’s new, it’s only with time do you often find it’s shit.

You can hide anything if you’re clever enough.  Am I clever enough?

In my book, it doesn’t make much sense if your book is not particularly well written.

The truth has nothing to do with the reality they want to project.

They tried to do a 3 point turnaround that actually turned into 12 points, apparently not their strong suit.

I can’t say I’m having a good day at work, but I also can’t say I’m having a bad one either.

I called a clients office about a critical test result and their A.I. answered.  It asked me a question that the answer should have been yes, but I answered sure.  It comes back and says, “let me clarify , you’re calling about shirts?”, what??  My Cabin In The Woods please.

I don’t drink and occasionally I’ve wonder what I’d be like drunk?  Interesting maybe? 

I can count on less than one hand how many times I’ve done that.

Your lack of understanding is amazing considering your delusions in thinking you know it all. 

I like to constantly listen to music, it keeps all the voices in my head happy.

Two can make a movement only when others join in.

I’m a grown ass adult and I was making bad decisions long before you were born.

Their life philosophy is to blame everybody else and take no responsibility for their actions.

Post #4025

Companies will share what their services are and then say, “and we don’t stop there”, maybe they should.

My IQ has dropped while talking to you?

I hate to inconvenience you by asking you to do your job.

If I played by the rules, I might have more, but then I wouldn’t have had as much fun.

They stated they’re a real catch, yeah catch/release perhaps.

One person’s idea of paradise is another’s hell.  Like a Cabin In The Woods.

Despite all their great successes in life, they will primarily be remembered for their failures.

My skills in that area are pretty much rusty to nonexistent in there scope.

I’m not very artistic, when I draw stick figures, I can’t handle limbs.

Ever wonder, “what the hell?”

Reliable information helps you make good decisions, fantasies do not.

They did this, they did that, but who the hell are they?

You’re so busy putting forth innocent people, who you mistakenly think are guilty, when are you going to find time to actually go after the guilty ones?

You ever have the wrong answer to the right question?

Sometimes the best response is to say nothing at all.

They’re so evil they don’t even realize it, they are stuck in their head and not in reality.

Conspiracy theories make the world go around.  Unfortunately it’s usually in the wrong direction.

So, you have a feeling, but no facts, how interesting.

Driving up from behind on someone while on the highway flashing your high beams thinking people will get out of your way is delusional.  One time I was in the right lane of a 3 lane highway when someone came up behind me flashing their lights, so exactly where should I have gone?  I know where they could go…

Sometimes the rich and famous get too impressed with themselves.

I’m not the poster child for doing it right, all you have to do is look a little closer. 

Intangibles don’t do it for me.  I need to see it! 

They produce the best possible crap imaginable.

They really come across as an old white man criticizing what they don’t understand and can’t even be bothered to try to.

Free speech for me, not for thee.

Post #4000

So what broke you up?  Religion, they had it and you didn’t.

The patients are in charge and that’s not good for the rest of us.  Off to my Cabin In The Woods then.

Sometimes people’s perception of what something is and what it actually is doesn’t even meet in the middle.

People who pursue one-size-fits-all narratives are naïve.

One must adjust to the realities around them to survive.