I’m like my old Pontiac minivan, the body is in good shape, but when I hit bumps, parts keep falling off as I travel to my Cabin In The Woods.

You thought that it was a certain way and in there lies the problem, you thought, but you failed to think.

I know you don’t care for me, but could you pretend just a little?

Oh my god, what are the chances that an accomplished liar would ever lie?  Slim I’d think?

It’s time for the older leadership to step aside and let new blood step up so they can creatively and actively fuck things up in new ways.

I know what’s wrong with me, so please tell me what’s wrong with you?

I’d like to say it was a good use of time and money, it wasn’t.

You have the right to express your political opinion, but, that doesn’t give you the right to deface someone’s else’s private property expressing it.

In seventh grade I occupied the last chair in the violin section and since I had little desire to practice, they kicked me out and the person above me got promoted to the last chair.

Unfortunately for them, their ambitions and ego are much more capable of delusional thinking, than their actual skill set in helping them accomplish what they think they deserve. 

The saying is, “In God We Trust”, not, “In You We Trust”.  I just thought that needed to be said.

They’ll work with whatever they got and that should be everyone’s life philosophy.

You’re free to be whatever you want to be, but, don’t expect everyone you meet to be accepting of it.

We have an image to uphold and as soon as we figure out what that is, we’ll let you know.  We’re thinking on it at our Cabin In the Woods.

Since it’s on an incline, I’m inclined to help.

Just because you wouldn’t do that, doesn’t mean they’d feel the same.

It’s not that I’m impatient, rather I have so many calls to make that I can’t stay on hold indifferently.

I can be as stupid as the next person, but that doesn’t mean I have to tolerate fellow stupids.

Post #3125

Your illogical logic is hurting my brain. 

Their like a thirsty dog, if presented with a bowl of water, they’ll lap it up without a second thought as to its contents.

You can’t self-assign authority, it has to be given by a legitimate organization and recognized by the majority, not only by you.

I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand.

I’ve settled into an uncomfortable routine, but then I like an established routine.

You know how you demand that people respect your right to make your own decisions, but then, you don’t respect their rights to make their own decisions.  Ever think about that?

You’re not in charge

You don’t know what they know.

So shut up!

Let’s take a look at the first hour at the end of the week.

They have an extensive, limited, collection.  They keep it at my Cabin In The Woods.

To blame one person for a country’s woes is pretty naïve and simplistic.  It takes many factors to screw things up, not just one.

I have never had somebody ask so many stupid questions when all the answers were right in front of them, if only they bothered to look.

It’s easier to commit suicide than it is to commit to life.

If you’re looking for nowhere, you passed it about 5 miles back.

I guess your attempt at reconciliation was a day too late and an attitude too short.

I called a Lab to report a positive HIV, the representative asked me to spell it out, phonetically?

Why should all of us suffer for your stupidity? 

A lot of stupid and tragic things have happened because people believe their point of view is the only point of view that is correct and they can’t fathom any other point of view as ever being valid.

If I didn’t have neighbors, I could care less, but being that I do, I care a little.

I’m sorry, but yes, the world did come to an end, it just wasn’t that well publicized.

You see the problem is I don’t want a paper trail, I want to be mysterious.

There’s a tool for every need, even if it was never intended for that purpose.

I can tell when someone is just spouting words of understanding, but, they actually really don’t give a shit.  Another reason for a Cabin In The Woods.

You’re being paid to do a specific job, but you think that the actual doing of said job is well, optional, guess what… so is your employment.

Wow, you really do just look for the small things and thusly miss the big picture.

Post #3100

I’m sorry (not) I’m challenging your worldview, but, your worldview is fucked up and needs to be challenged.

The goal is to have nothing that they want, but everything that you need.

I don’t want my legacy to be that I was the one who got in the way of reality.

If you can’t see what’s right in front of you, I’m sorry.

They are certainly missed, just not as much as you might think.

They’re compassionate, just not to the point of being available.

Don’t be compounding stupid with more stupid, be the rational adult in the situation.

I have many holes in my armor, however, it’s up to you to find them.

Just because you don’t know about it, doesn’t mean it isn’t a thing.

Cost is of no concern, especially if you didn’t plan to pay for it anyway.

I can do whatever is within reason, for the rest of the requests, I will think about it first. 

I an’t dead, yet, so I can work with that. 

You’ll have to fight for your actual rights, however, your sense of entitlement, that’s not a right.

It was just as much a failure of leadership as it was a failure of the followers.

Why look for people to be there when those people aren’t looking for you.

If it’s such a great idea, then why does it always fail?

There’s nobody left to do it for, but me.  So to my Cabin In The Woods!   Pronto!

I made a statement to you and your response was, “what’s your question”, which clearly indicates you weren’t listening.

We have to plan for the most likely things to happen, not the least probable.

My blog is constantly up and hiding virtually on the internet for seven years now and still it’s an illusion in the eyes mind, just as I hoped for!  I have decided to stop redacting swear words this year, why the hell not!  Our visitor numbers have not exploded, except for the Chinese, what’s up with that.  So in the existential crisis that is a Would Be Hermit, all continues on its proper course, meaning, less visits.  That being said, so why again do I have this blog?

I am not so stupid as you seem to be.

Life is precious, that being said, there’s nothing to do for a person once their dead, except to mourn and continue to live your life now that theirs has ended and not opt out of the rest of yours.

You’re the only one right and everybody else is wrong, that’s so convenient to your way of thinking isn’t it?

I have no explanation as to why they’re saying what they’re saying, but then don’t we all have our own agenda.

Is writers block when you can’t think of…

Post #3075

You knew what you wanted to say, even if your brain wouldn’t let it out. 

I’m never gonna have them back, so I might as well enjoy the loneliness the best I can.

The ignorant often can’t comprehend the depth of their ignorance.

It’s hard to repeat a success.

I have always looked down upon you and now that you have grown taller than me, I will continue to do so, via a step ladder.

What is real?  That which is tangible?

It’s the people living in their rectangular homes

in their rectangular rooms

in their rectangular lives

to be buried

in their rectangular boxes

Can’t find it if you never make the attempt to look for it.

Use your own judgment, if you have any?

I’m an equal opportunity denier, as in not believing what either side is saying.  That’s why a Cabin In The Woods would be a good thing.

Your stress is not my stress, so don’t try to put it over onto me, it’s all yours.

If Things don’t happen

then

Things can’t happen.

Just because it’s obvious to you, doesn’t mean it is the same for others.

You’re not allowed selective memory

You need to forget about your narrative

You need to look at the reality of what’s actually happened

That was more fart than substance.

Their shit has shit growing in it!

Instead of pushing it off and waiting for your neighbor to step up and fix it, while your neighbor is waiting for you to do the same, how about swallowing your pride and take care of it, perhaps in the future your neighbor will do the follow your example.

The world is built unevenly and if all you’re concerned with is tripping, then you’ll never get anywhere. 

I have a very fluid memory, I have mostly forgotten what I don’t remember. 

I’m not stupid enough to think this is a good idea.

I was told to check out, sorry, I’ve checked out long ago.

Listening to them once was enough, twice was torture, a third time was intolerable.

Ever consider that neither side is the right side to be on, that they are both full of shit and a third or even fourth option is needed.

It’s not them, it’s me and that’s where the problem lies. Please let me go to my Cabin In The Woods.

They have picked my brain so thoroughly that I only have crumbs left.

Post #3050

Is being out of it the same as being out?

I can’t let the stupidity of others affect the way I get my work done. 

It’s just one of those days that I want to crawl back into bed and hide from the world.

I recall once watching a neighbor back his car into their backyard with the driver door open.  They were looking to where they were backing to and not paying attention to the corner of the house and the open door as they came into contact with each other and ripped the door off the car.  Not a proud moment, but funny just the same.