If you have to ask that question, then you’ll never understand the answer.

Heard a salesman state that their stuff is always fresh.  But the only thing fresh about their rhetoric is the steam off their bullsh*t.

I once meet a young man who in their first 18 months of driving seemed to get in accident after accident because of his recklessness and disregard for his fellow driver and humans in general.  I unfortunately meet him because his parents were in desperate need of an assigned risk auto policy, because their insurer wanted to cancel them if they didn’t remove him from their policy.  All he wanted to know when he met me was, if he got a sportier car, would it cost more to insure.  He wasn’t paying the bill, so why should he care.  He had little regard for how his actions affected others; it was clearly all about him.  People like him are a main motivator for me to have a Cabin In The Woods.

He got chlamydia, his last name is Johnson, so, he got it by sticking his Johnson in the wrong place?

Eventually you’ll get to a point in your life where things no longer go up hill.

The shorter the…

You always have my permission to leave.  However, if you want to come back, now that an’t up to me.

What’s the cheapest part of venison?  The deer balls.  Why?  Because they’re under a buck.

The more I know, the less I want to.

Ebb and flow of the life of a hermit blogger.  Sometimes the ideas fly out of me, other times it’s a slow drip.  Either way I still want my Cabin In The Woods.

A famous woodsman once said, “I’ve never been lost, only a mite bit confused.

Thanksgiving use to be a big family event.  We’d travel to my parents and meet up with the rest of the family that we hadn’t seen all year.  Then when my parents couldn’t do it, my sister took over.  It was a weekend event with many traditions.  Well now my sister isn’t healthy enough to do thanksgiving, so it’s just a big meal at my house with the spouse and kids.  Basically just another day.  It’s so sad that with the passage of time things come to an end.  I think one of my many nieces and/or nephews needs to step up and restart this tradition, it would be nice.

It’s not that I’m not paying attention to the world; it’s just that I’m not engaged at this time.

Just because you make up a name for something, doesn’t make it more important than its proper name.  After all it’s still not real.

Post #1500

I had an idea for this blog.  I forgot to write it down.  Now it’s gone into the murky parts of my mind never to be heard from again.

An office sent in a form with the birth year written as “17” and ass(u)med we would know they meant 1917.  Then they called to correct it and made a sarcastic remark about us not working with pediatrics.  I corrected them, yah we do (my highest professionalism).  A strong desire for my Cabin In The Woods then overcame me.

I’m inching ever closer to the 100,000 word count.  Should I be excited?

I know you like the sound of your own voice.  But to the rest of us your constant stream of crap is getting annoying.  Please zip it!

I’m glad you think we’re on the same page, but unfortunately were looking at different books.

You’ll see the phrase “hand crafted” on food labels.  That must drive the germaphobes crazy to know someone touched the food they desire and now can’t eat out of an irrational fear!

I follow the problems that aren’t, why not.

When you call a doctor’s office, the first thing you might hear on their phone system is, “If this is a true medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911”, well duh, why the f*ck are you calling them to begin with?  Do you think they’re going to drop everything and come running to your aide?  That’s what EMS is for.

One of my older siblings raised pigeons when they were growing up and discovered somethings about pigeon reproduction.  First they learned how to tell male from female pigeons, something to do with the bone structure down there, so exciting, not really.

Then during the first winter they felt sorry for the birds since it was so cold out.  So they installed heat lamps to keep them warm.  Well that apparently singled the pigeons to start lying eggs.  Who knew, so the lamps were removed from the coop.  Thou the winter made it easier to clean up after them.  They would sit in the same spot to keep warm and it would all pile up behind them, as opposed to being everywhere when it was warmer out.  As a side benefit, our garden had a lot of fertilizer.

They also raised a breed called a “roller”, the pigeon would fly along and then proceed to roll and crash to the ground.  Knowing this, once when my friends were visiting the pigeons were flying overhead and I acted like I was shooting at them.  On cue one of the rollers dropped to the ground.  They were shocked.

You’re talking from a void of actual experience.  How about you go get some.

Your words are falling on deaf ears, for they stopped listening long ago.

It’s all your fault!  Not if I can pin the blame on you first!

Someone claimed they didn’t make the mistake so their co-worker shouldn’t slander them.  Turns out they did, so the slander was appropriate.

While they suffer from self-doubt, ineptness and stressing out from the small things in life, they make up for it with their arrogance and constant babbling about nothing but their inane ass(u)mptions about their world.

I have a fantastic memory, when it suits my needs.

I’m going to get myself a big office with a big desk to sit behind.  From which I’ll make thousands of indecisions.  Or in other words, move into my Cabin In The Woods.

If you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m never going to do things your perceived correct way.  I’ll get there by my own route just the same thank you.